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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

T.Rex should endorse "dinosaur books"
weirdkid106
Talk Talk should endorse "Telephone Companies"
B1982
Talking Heads should endorse "Broadcast News"
Pretty much describes news anchors
Psycho Librarian
Tears For Fears should endorse "Psychologist"
Their name is a technique used by psychologist.
Peter
Therapy? should endorse "Hospital Stress Centers"
hardrock
They Might Be Giants should endorse "Green Giant Vegetables"
Eat your veggies, or else!
big
They Might Be Giants should endorse "Elevator Shoes"
with elevator shoes you might be a giant
Brent F
Thorr's Hammer should endorse "Mythology"
weirdkid106
Thurl Ravenscroft should endorse "Haunted Houses"
Doesn't his name just sound macabre?
Psycho Librarian
TOOL should endorse "Home Depot"
BECKER
Trans-Siberian Orchestra should endorse "Fur coats or heavy jackets"
Because Siberia is so cold all year 'round.
Santa's Helper
Twisted Sister should endorse "Twister"
Do I have to draw a diagram?
Psycho Librarian

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