Names -> Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name -> T

Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

T-Pain should endorse "Tylenol"
Tylenol starts with 'T' and it's for pain relief.
soul
T.Rex should endorse "dinosaur books"
weirdkid106
Talk Talk should endorse "Telephone Companies"
B1982
Talking Heads should endorse "Broadcast News"
Pretty much describes news anchors
Psycho Librarian
Tears For Fears should endorse "Psychologist"
Their name is a technique used by psychologist.
Peter
Theory of a Deadman should endorse "Funeral Services"
Cuz of the deadman part.
Travis
Therapy? should endorse "Hospital Stress Centers"
hardrock
They Might Be Giants should endorse "Elevator Shoes"
with elevator shoes you might be a giant
Brent F
They Might Be Giants should endorse "Green Giant Vegetables"
Eat your veggies, or else!
big
Thin Lizzy should endorse "Clinics for the anorexic or bulimic"
Travis
Thorr's Hammer should endorse "Mythology"
weirdkid106
Three Days Grace should endorse "Ear Plugs"
Have some peace and quiet.
Travis
Thurl Ravenscroft should endorse "Haunted Houses"
Doesn't his name just sound macabre?
Psycho Librarian
The Time should endorse "Clocks or watches"
Soul
Toad The Wet Sprocket should endorse "Toads"
Frogs
Travis
The Toasters should endorse "Toasters"
Grillzforlife
Tokio Hotel should endorse "Hotels In Tokyo"
Hotels.....that are in Tokyo.
Travis
Tokio Hotel should endorse "Hotwire.com"
Pretty obvious.
Rachel
TOOL should endorse "Home Depot"
BECKER
The Tornadoes should endorse "Weather forecasting / Severe weather warnings"
Those agencies warn of tornadoes.
Andrea Greenleaf
Toto should endorse "Pet Stores or Pet Supply Stores"
=3 forgot the most obvious endorsement.
MOR
Toto should endorse "Anything involving The Wizard of Oz"
Toto is Dorothy's dog...get it?
=3
Toto should endorse "Toto brand toilets"
=3
Train should endorse "AMTRAK or any rail line or service"
That's who runs trains or where they run.
Andrea Greenleaf
Trans-Siberian Orchestra should endorse "Fur coats or heavy jackets"
Because Siberia is so cold all year 'round.
Santa's Helper
Trap Them should endorse "Mouse Traps"
Grillzforlife
Trapt should endorse "Mouse or rat traps"
Catch those pests.
Travis
Troll should endorse "Mythology"
Grillzforlife
Trooper should endorse "Super Trooper Movie"
I dislike the movie, but the name would work.
Travis
Twilight should endorse "Twilight the movie"
Grillzforlife
Twisted Sister should endorse "Twister"
Do I have to draw a diagram?
Psycho Librarian
Twisted Sister should endorse "Government program against incest"
Do I really need to explain?
Jakko Wakko

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