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Fun Music Information -> TLC
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Band Name Origins:
- I just wanted to comment on LeLe's because Left-Eye got her name from wearing a condom over her left eye to encourage safe sex. Submitted by: Aurial
- TLC was orriginally Tionne Lisa Crystal But when Crystal left after a Disagreement with Manager Pebbles. Pebbles wanted to keep the name so when they Found Rozonda Thomas, she was Dubbed Chilli, because she was the "spicy one". then Tionne began using her Nick name T-Boz, meaning tionne, the boss. And Lisa began Using Left eye when her boyfriend Andre Rison observed that her left eye was slightly larger then her right. So this is TLC And T. L. C. the greatest group ever. Submitted by: Kristin
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "No Bath" | "No Scrub" | Andrew Darwitan |
| "Damn Ugly" | "Unpretty" | Bee |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Waterfalls," TLC | "I'm All Wet," Nomeansno |
| "Baby-Baby-Baby," TLC | "A Little More Time With You," James Taylor |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"What About Our Friends" originally "What About Your Friends"
Shannon Ingrid Travis
"What About Your Fiends" originally "What About Your Friends"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
Change a Letter:
"What About Sour Friends" originally "What About Your Friends"
Shannon Ingrid Travis
"What About Four Friends" originally "What About Your Friends"
Shannon Ingrid Travis
"No Shrubs" originally "No Scrubs"
A Shrub is a guy who won't get no vote from me! :D
Calop
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Creep" | "For Laughs (Dennis Miller, Dana Carvey and Dana Spade show 2LD4U)" | 2LD4U |
| "Waterfalls" | "Candy Bars" | Erik "Taz" Mokracek |
| "Waterfalls" | "Candy Bars" | Erik |
| "Waterfalls" | "Candy Bars" | Erik "Taz" Mokracek |
| "Waterfalls" | "Candy Bars" | Erik |
| "Waterfalls" | "Jungle Calls" | Wild Child JIN |
| "No Scrubs" | "Scrubs (I'm No Superman)" | The CrazyCam |
| "Waterfalls" | "Wonderfalls" | Flash Flood |
| "Conclusion" | "Intrusion" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Creep" | "Peeps" | Matthias |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Diggin On You | Garden Spades | tina turner's no1 fan |
| No Scrubs | Any Of Those Bathroom Cleaning Products You Just Spray And Leave | Closet Freak |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| What About Your Friends | Loners Advice Line | frank |
| Get It Up | Impotence Advice Helpline | primjit |
| Unpretty | Plastic Surgeon | Kjersti |
| Unpretty | Plastic Surgeon's Office | Daisy Duke |
| Waterfalls | African Drought Relief | Danny |
| There are additional TLC on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Don't Drink The Water Dave Matthews Band | Waterfalls TLC | Don't Drink The Waterfalls | Gretchen Wieners |
| Holy Water Bad Company | Waterfalls TLC | Holy Waterfalls! Said by Robin before Batman ordered hime to "Fly, Robin, Fly" | rocky |
| Don't Let Me Down Beatles With Billy Preston | Waterfallls TLC | Don't Let Me Down Waterfalls | Gretchen Wieners |
| Black Water The Doobie Brothers | Waterfallls TLC | Black Waterfalls | Gretchen Wieners |
| There are additional TLC duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"What About Your Friends"
Misheard Lyrics: They tell me I'll be dead next to me.
Original Lyrics: They dog me out then be next to me.
| "Waterfalls"
Misheard Lyrics: But all the praying just ain't helping at all
'Cause he can't seem to keep his elf out of trouble. Original Lyrics: But all the praying just ain't helping at all
'Cause he can't seem to keep his self out of trouble. |
"Unpretty"
Misheard Lyrics: You can buy all the make-up a man can make
You can look as I do I've got poo on my shoe Original Lyrics: You can buy all the make-up that MAC can make
But if, you can't look inside you Find out who am I to | "Waterfalls"
Misheard Lyrics: Listen to the rivers and they'll listen to used to
Original Lyrics: Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
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| There are additional TLC misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Waterfalls"
Misheard Lyrics: Listen to the rivers and they'll listen to used to
Original Lyrics: Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Troy Every time I hear this song, the misheard lyrics above are what I hear. |
| There are additional TLC misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"No Scrubs"
Better Lyrics:
A veg is a plant that tastes like crap
No matter how healthy it is
My parents just wanna give it to me
But I sit there and
I say, no
No, I don't want no carrots
No, I don't want no broccoli
And no, I don't want no sweet corn either
No, don't even think of peas
And no, I don't want no veg
A veg isn't gonna find its way into me
Sitting on the right-hand side
Of my juicy pork rind
Trying to get in me
I don't want no veg
A veg isn't gonna find its way into me
Sitting on the right-hand side
Of my juicy pork rind
Trying to get in me
No matter how healthy it is
My parents just wanna give it to me
But I sit there and
I say, no
No, I don't want no carrots
No, I don't want no broccoli
And no, I don't want no sweet corn either
No, don't even think of peas
And no, I don't want no veg
A veg isn't gonna find its way into me
Sitting on the right-hand side
Of my juicy pork rind
Trying to get in me
I don't want no veg
A veg isn't gonna find its way into me
Sitting on the right-hand side
Of my juicy pork rind
Trying to get in me
Original Lyrics:
A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly
HE's also known as a bustar
He's always talking ‘bout what he wants
And just sits on his
So, no, I don't want your number
No, I don't wanna give you mine and
No, I don't wanna lead you nowhere
No, I don't want none of your time and
No, I don't want no scrubs
A scrub isn't gonna find his way into me
Hanging on the passenger side
Of his best friends ride
Trieng to holler at me
I don't want no scrubs
A scrub isn't gonna find his way into me
Hanging on the passenger side
Of his best friends ride
Trying to holler at me
HE's also known as a bustar
He's always talking ‘bout what he wants
And just sits on his
So, no, I don't want your number
No, I don't wanna give you mine and
No, I don't wanna lead you nowhere
No, I don't want none of your time and
No, I don't want no scrubs
A scrub isn't gonna find his way into me
Hanging on the passenger side
Of his best friends ride
Trieng to holler at me
I don't want no scrubs
A scrub isn't gonna find his way into me
Hanging on the passenger side
Of his best friends ride
Trying to holler at me
Submitted by: Blethar
"Unpretty"
Better Lyrics:
You can bite your hand if it don't grow
Original Lyrics:
You can buy new hair if it won't grow
Submitted by: Netta
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"No Scrubs"
The Funny Lyrics: I don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me, Hanging out the passenger side, Of his best friends ride, Trying to holla at me. Why They're Funny: She's getting hit on by a loser who tries to act like he's all hard but is really just a loser who lives with his momma, ain't got a car and the one girl that is high enough to go out with him, he doesn't show her any love....
Submitted by: ALV
| "Baby, Baby, Baby"
The Funny Lyrics: As long as you know that i can have any man i want to
That is actual and factual. Why They're Funny: talk about being big-headed!!!
Submitted by: fox trot inspector
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"No Scrubs"
The Repetitive Lyrics: No, I don't want your number,
no, I don't want to give you mine, no, I don't want to meet you nowhere, no, I don't want none of your time. Why They're Repetitive: Yeah. We already know what kind of guy you don't want. Now would you mind telling us what kind of guy you do want?
Submitted by: Celeste
| "No Scrubs"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me Hanging at the passengers side of his best friends ride Tryin' to holla at me Why They're Repetitive: I love tlc, and this song, but in the end we understand what they don't want. Still they keep telling us!!!!!!
Submitted by: SaRiZ
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Unpretty"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: But if you can't look inside you (find out who am I to)
Be in the position to make me feel so damn unpretty Why They're Nonsensical: These lines contradict everything else in the song. If it's the surrounding environment making this hypothetical 'you' feel unpretty, then shouldn't this be 'who are they to'? This section makes it sound as if all the misery and pressure is self-influenced and inflicted. Very very puzzling...
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "Unpretty"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can fix your nose if he says so You can buy all the make-up that Mac can make Why They're Nonsensical: just plain old bad!
Submitted by: mikE S
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Dear Lie"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Get outta my mouth
Get outta my head Get outta my mind Stop putting words in my head Why They're Misrhymed: I don't know the nature of the rhyming scheme here but 'mouth' and 'mind' don't rhyme. Then to exacerbate the growing void in rhyming integrity, they end up rhyming 'head' and 'head' together. And to add insult to injury, the rest of the lines in the chorus don't even bother to rhyme anymore, with 'mouth', 'trouble', 'life' and finally 'lie' being strung together. To think the verse lines at least had some relation, this is like a series of very off-key notes.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"No Scrubs"
The Insulting Lyrics: If you don't have a car and you're walking, (Oh yes son, I'm talking to you). If you live at home with your momma. (Oh yes son, I'm talking to you). If you have a shorty and you don't show love. (Oh yes son, I'm talking to you). Wanna get with me with no money, oh no, I don't want no scrub!
Why They're Insulting: There are some men who are broke or close to it that have heart. This song is just telling they want only perfect men. This is why Sporty Theivez made a parody called "No Pigeons".
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Red Light Special"
The Dirty Lyrics: Baby it's yours
All yours If you want it tonight I'll give you the red light special All through the night Baby it's yours All yours If you want it tonight Just come through my door Take off my clothes And turn on the red light Why They're Dirty: Quite self-explanatory, huh? I mean, what could "red light" possibly bring to your mind rather than X-rated stuff?
Submitted by: xxxpress
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Diggin' On You"
The Lyrics: I was chillin’ with my Kool-Aid
When miss chilli came to relay Product Brand Name: Kool-Aid Soft Drinks
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Unpretty"
The Made Up Words: Unpretty
Comments: Well... It's not in any Dictionary I've seen.
Submitted by: Elizabeth
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Song Title Space Change:
"Turn Table" originally "Turntable"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"U.N. Pretty" originally "Unpretty"
Yes, the U.N has some pretty women.
Submitted by: She
"Dig Gin On You" originally "Diggin' On You"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"No Scrub"
The Lyrics: I don't want no scrub
Why: It should be "I don't want a scrub". "I don't want no scrub" would actually mean that you do want a scrub.
Submitted by: Steve
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Song Title Anagrams:
"Petty Urn" originally "Unpretty"
Submitted by: Serafina Bannock
"Runty Pet" originally "Unpretty"
Submitted by: Serafina Bannock
"Put Entry" originally "Unpretty"
Submitted by: Serafina Bannock
"Runt Type" originally "Unpretty"
Submitted by: Serafina Bannock
"Ten Try Up" originally "Unpretty"
Submitted by: Serafina Bannock
There are additional TLC Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
COD: "Come On Down"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
