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"Ain't 2 Proud 2 Beg"
I'ma smoke in nurseries.
Unmistaken urge to be
"Baby-Baby-Baby"
Well you ruined my heart
And you ruined my time
Well you want my heart
And all my time
"Creep"
I love my man with the long stick.
I love my man with all honesty.
"Creep"
Just creep it on and down low
Just keep it on the down low
"Creep"
Just creepin' on the outlaw.
Just keep it on the down low.
"Creep"
Just creepin' on the outlaw.
Just keep it on the down low.
"Creep"
So I creep, yeah, just keep it on but I know
Say nobody else supposed to know
So I creep, yeah, but he doesn't know what I do
And no one touching close to show.
So I creep, yeah, just keep it on the down low
Say nobody is supposed to know
So I creep, yeah `cause he doesn't know what I do
And no attention goes to show.
"Creep"
The 23rd of loneliness, and we don't talk like figures that do
Now it seems pretty strange, but I'm not buggin'
`cause lies still feel the same, yeah yeah
I keep giving loving till the day he pushes me away, never go astray
If he'd do the things I did, he couldn't handle me
And I choose to keep him protected, oh.
The 23rd of loneliness, and we don't talk like we used to do
Now it seems pretty strange, but I'm not buggin'
`cause I still feel the same, yeah yeah
I'll keep giving loving til the day he pushes me away, never go astray
If he knew the things I did, he couldn't handle it
And I choose to keep him protected, oh.
"Damaged"
My heart said, 'Hello!'
My heart sat alone.
"Damaged"
My heart said, 'Hello'.
My heart's at a low.
"Damaged"
My heart sat alone.
My heart's at a low.
"Diggin' On You"
Deep in the scene
Ticklin' me
Ticklin' you
Diggin' the scene
Diggin' on you
Diggin' on me
"Fanmail"
Just like you, I am only baby.
Just like you, I get lonely baby.
"I'm Good At Being Bad"
I'm so good at being bad
That you wish you never had.
I'm so good at being bad
I'm the b**** you never had.
"I'm Good at Being Bad"
I'm so good at being bad,
I'm the best you ever had
I'm so good at being bad,
I'm the bitch you never had
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a gutter king in no love from me.
A scrub is a guy that can´t get no love from me.
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's blinded
Also known as a busker
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broquettes.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
Also known as a buster
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broke a**.
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's blinded
Also known as a busker
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broquettes
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
Also known as a buster
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine
And is also know as a buster
Always thinkin' bout' what he wants
And just sits and is boogows!!
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also know as a buster
Always thinkin' bout' what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine
That's also known as a bus rhime
A scrub is a guy that think's he's fly
And is also known as a buster
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine
and is also known as a bus-stop
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine
Also known as a bus stop
Always thinkin' 'bout what he wants
Just sits on his book a**.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
Also known as a buster
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broke a**.
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine
Also known as a bus stop.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
Also known as a buster.
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine
Also known as a bus-stop
Always thinking 'bout what he wants
And just sits on his booty.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
Also known as a buster
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broke a**.
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is all so alone at the bus stop
Always talkin' 'bout what he wants
And just sits on his bootie.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke a**.
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
and is also known as a super-star
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
and is also known as a busta
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
Also known as superstar.
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster.
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a guy that thinks his fine
He's also known as a bus stop
A scrub is a guy that thinks his fly
He's also known as a buster
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine
Is also known as a bust down
A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly
and is also known as a busta
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly
and is also known as a bus stop
a scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly
and is also known as a busta
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly,
also known as a bus stop
A scrub is a guy why thinks he's fly,
also known as a buster
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a guy who thinks his ride,
Is also known as a bus stop.
a scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly
and is also known as a busta
"No Scrubs"
A scrub is a prodigal get no love from me
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
"No Scrubs"
A scrub looked at me
But his skin is kinda weak.
There's a scrub checking me
But his game is kinda weak.
"No Scrubs"
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his black ass
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
"No Scrubs"
Can't get with a great big ass
Can't get with his dead beat ass
"No Scrubs"
Can't get with a pam peed ass
Can't get with his dead beat ass
"No Scrubs"
Didn't even know his name oh no
You wanna get with me with no money oh no
"No Scrubs"
Hanging out a passenger's sign
For his best friend's wife
Tryin' to holla at me.
Hanging out the passenger's side
Of his best friend's ride
Tryin' to holla at me.
"No Scrubs"
Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend's bride
Trying to hard-on at me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride
trying to holler at me.
"No Scrubs"
Hanging out the passenger's of his best french fries
Hanging out the passengers side of his best friend's ride
"No Scrubs"
Hanging out the passengers side of his best friends ride
Trying to hover for me.
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride
Trying to holler at me.
"No Scrubs"
I don't want a nun of time
I don't want none of your time
"No Scrubs"
Just sits on his book ass
Just sits on his broke ass
"No Scrubs"
My best French fry
My best friend's ride
"No Scrubs"
No I don't want no scrub,
scrub is the kind that can't get no love from me,
thinking of the passenger side of his best friends tribe
tring to harder at me
No I don't want no scrub
scrub is a guy that cant get no love from me
hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride
trying to holler at me
"No Scrubs"
No, I don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a name that I just can't bother with
Hanging out on the passenger side of the six train line
Trying to hover
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler
"No Scrubs"
No, I don't want to rub, if you rub then you can't get no love from me
No I don't want no scrubs a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
"No Scrubs"
No, I don't want your money,
No, I don't want to give you mine.
No, I don't want your number,
No, I don't want to give you mine.
"No Scrubs"
There's a scrub checking me
but his game has got a wig
There's a scrub checking me
but his game is kinda weak
"Silly Ho"
I have never been no stupid b****
Willing to get rich
From somewhere with paper dough.
I ain't never been no silly b****
Waiting to get rich
From a n****'s bank account.
"Turntable"
I know that the world is struggling.
I know that through all the struggle.
"Unpretty"
Bein' a physician can make me feel so damn unpretty
Be in a position to make me feel so damn unpretty
"Unpretty"
By your size look cool
By your size look cool.
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue.
"Unpretty"
Damn I'm pretty
Damn unpretty
"Unpretty"
Damn, I'm pretty
Damn unpretty
"Unpretty"
I am seismo-cool
I am sizeable.
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue.
"Unpretty"
I am sensible
I'm responsible
Every time I think up a rule it's because of you
....You can bite your hair if it won't grow
You can pick your nose if it says so
You can buy all the make-up that man can make
Buddy--you can look inside you
Find out who ate my food
Be in the position to make me feel so-
Damn, I'm pretty!
My outsides are cool
My insides are blue
Every time I think I'm through it's because of you
....You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can fix your nose if he says so
You can buy all the make-up that mac can make
But if, you can't look inside you
Find out who am I to
Be in the position to make me feel so
Damn unpretty
"Unpretty"
I am sizeable.
My insides are blue.
"Unpretty"
I am tont-a-boo
I am Tont-a-boo.
My outsides looks cool
My insides are blue.
"Unpretty"
I have sized up who I have sized up who
My outsides look cool, my insides are blue.
"Unpretty"
I look so uncool
My insizable
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue.
"Unpretty"
I massage my poo, I massage my poo.
My outsides look cool, inside I'm blue.
"Unpretty"
My icecream is cool
The blueberries blue
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue
"Unpretty"
My insides are blue
My insides are goo
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue
"Unpretty"
I am so uncool
I'm unsizeable
or
I excise the blue
I excise the gloom
or
Why'd ya size the poo,
why'd ya size the poo
or
Why'd ya size the poo,
why'd ya size the poo
My outsides looks cool
My insides are blue
"Unpretty"
You can buy a head that won't grow,
you can pick your nose if he says so
You can buy hair if it won't grow,
you can fix your nose if he says so
"Unpretty"
You can by all the make-up a man can make
or
You can buy all the make-up the mannequin made
or
You can buy all the make-up the mannequin made
You can by all the make-up that M.A.C. can make
"Unpretty"
You can buy all the makeup the MAC and Maybelline.
You can buy all the makeup that M.A.C. can make.
"Unpretty"
You can buy arms and make them mac and made.
You can buy all the makeup that M.A.C. can make.
"Unpretty"
You can fish a hook through your nose, oh.
You can fix your nose if he says so.
"Unpretty"
You can pick your nose if he says so
You can fix your nose if he says so
"Waterfalls"
Another body laying caught in the gutter, listen to me.
Another body laying cold in the gutter, listen to me.
"Waterfalls"
Believe in yourself, the rest is up to me and my crew.
Believe in yourself, the rest is up to me and you.
"Waterfalls"
But I think you're grooving too fast
or
But I think you're groovin' too fast.
But I think you're moving too fast.
"Waterfalls"
Clear blue unconditional skies
Wipe the tears from my eyes
I'm not lonely for ice.
Clear blue unconditional skies
Wipe the tears from my eyes
No more lonely cries.
"Waterfalls"
Cold, co-adjacent waterfalls
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Cold, cold, chasing waterfalls
Biscuit to the rivers and then let's get to used to.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go chassing Sata's balls
or
Don't go chasing bowling balls
or
Don't go Jason water falls
or
Don't call Jason waterballs
or
Don't call Jason waterballs
Don't go chasing waterfalls
"Waterfalls"
Don't go Jason Wadabaugh.
Don’t go chasing waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go Jason Waterfalls
Listen to the rivers and the lakes that cha used to.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go Jason Waterfalls
Please stick to your livers and your legs that you used to.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go Jason, water falls,
Listen to the rivers and they'll listen to you,too
Don't go chasin' waterfalls,
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
"Waterfalls"
Don't go Jason, water falls
Listen to the rivers and the lakes that you used to.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go Jason, what a fox!
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go Jason, what for?
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go adjacent waterfalls.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go chasin' old folks
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
"Waterfalls"
Don't go chasing butterflies
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go chasing water buffaloes.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go chasing waterfalls
listen to the riddles and the fakes that you used to
Don't go chasing waterfalls
lets stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to
"Waterfalls"
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Listen to the rhythms and the lessons you're used to.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Let's stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Listen to the riddles and the fakes that you used to.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Let's stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go taking waterfalls
Please stick to the refers and the splifs that you’re used to.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go, Jason Waterfall.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go, Jason Waterfalls.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go, Jason Waterfalls.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go, Jason Waterfalls
Just keep loving the ones your used to.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Just stick to the rivers and lakes that your used to.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go, Jason Waterfalls
Please stick to the rhythms and the lyrics that you're use to.
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're use to.
"Waterfalls"
Don't go, Jason Waterfalls
Take me to the rivers and the place you used to.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
"Waterfalls"
Don't start chasin' waterfrogs.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Go Go Jason waterfalls
Don't go chasing waterfalls
"Waterfalls"
Go go Jason Waterfall
Don't go chasing waterfalls
This mishearing was mentioned live on Capital FM London by Dr Fox in 1997
"Waterfalls"
Go go Jason, water falls
Listen to the rivers and they'll listen to you,too.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
"Waterfalls"
Go, go Jason Waterfalls.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Go, go Jason Waterfalls
Listin to the river you usually do.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
"Waterfalls"
Go, go, Jason Waffles.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Go, go, Jason Waterfall
Pasted to the river and the lakes that you're used to.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
"Waterfalls"
Go, go, Jason Waterfalls!
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Go, go, Jason Waterfalls
Listen to the rivers and the lakes that you used, too.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
"Waterfalls"
Go, go, Jason Waterfalls
Please stick to the rhythms and the lyrics that you're used to.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
"Waterfalls"
Go, go, Jason, water falls.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Hobos chasing waterfalls
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
If the angry dummy's in a jam
If at any time he's in a jam
"Waterfalls"
If the dummy's in a jam
She'll be by his side.
If at any time he's in a jam
She'll be by his side.
"Waterfalls"
John, John, Jason Waterfall
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Life's promise is true
Won't leave my bacon undo.
And like His promise is true
Only my faith can undo.
"Waterfalls"
Long John chasin' waterfalls.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Long gone chasin' waterfall
Listen to the rivers and the steaks that you used to.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
"Waterfalls"
No more Jason Waterfalls
His pleas tick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to.
"Waterfalls"
Oh oh Jason, what a fall.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Three letters took him to his final 'ristimply'
Shout on hear me!
Three letters took him to his final resting place
Y'all don't hear me!
"Waterfalls"
Three letters took him to his final grave
Shout on hear me!
Three letters took him to his final resting place
Y'all don't hear me!
"Waterfalls"
Three letters took him to his final resting place
Shadowing in me!
Three letters took him to his final resting place
Y'all don't hear me!
"Waterfalls"
Twistin' through the rivers and the lakes that you used to
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
"Waterfalls"
Uncle Jason waterfalls
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
"Waterfalls"
Yo hear me!
Y'all don't hear me!
Editor's note: The 'misheard' line actually occurs in Weird Al's parody of this song, "Phony Calls."