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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

I can not verify whether these names have been taken yet or not. If your band happens to already use one of these names sorry. If you want to use a name you see here, you'll need to verify it's not already in use.

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Latest Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 11152 Cool Band Names entries on the site.

Name
 
Origin
 
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His Band Or Her Band if it were all female. The lead singer usually gets top billing in a band Odie Garfield
Nixon's Sh*tlist Richard Nixon, the President (allegedly) kept a list of his enemies in a secret place. The list included actor Paul Newman! Lance Crackers
Buttcheese & Toejam Two of the most disgusting things from the human body...together for the first time. Lance Crackers
Judge Jury And Executioner A play on the term "judge, jury, and executioner". No, I didn't forget the commas. The lead singer would go by "Judge Jury" and his backup band would be called "Executioner". Brian Kelly
The Dish Network Party Planners Inspired from the Dish Network ad “When You Really Need TV”. If Dish Network can help with TV while five kids are inside a house while it’s raining, they can help make the party go smoother next time, too. George&GermaineBriantFan
Starbucks Pedicure I wrote two unrelated thoughts in the Notes app on my phone, which was about getting a Starbucks app and getting a pedicure as this and thought it would make a good band name. that being said, they also might get sued by Starbucks for copyright infringement dayna
Foamy Wan Kenobi According to a behind the scenes bit of information from behind the scenes of Revenge of the Sith, a foam model needed to be made of Ewan McGregor so that Hayden Christian wouldn't hurt himself during the scenes where Anakin caries Obi - Wan on his back dayna
Attack of the Giant Metal Spiders There's a nine metre tall metal spider outside of the National Art Gallery in Ottawa that's meant to be a symbol of protection and nurturing because the name of it is the French word for "mother" but it just looks like something from a B grade horror movie dayna
The Diva Dominoes Said in an episode of Bunk'd Brionna Secret
Cow Genocide I was listening to a podcast where one of the hosts said something about the chefs who wear black gloves could be committing cow genocide but I don't remember what he said it in relation to dayna
The Jivey League This wordplay on the name "The Ivy League" popped into my mind all of a sudden. Then I quickly realized its potential as a cool band name. It might be a band with jivey qualities to their music, and also it might have qualities parodying the pompousness that is inevitably associated with the Ivy League. Richard Wetfuss
Illegal Peanut Butter I was watching Stranger Things and there's a scene where Hopper breaks into this house and finds a jar of peanut butter and it made me wonder if peanut butter was outlawed in Russia (ex USSR) in the 80's dayna
Billy Wynn and The Losers The last name of the singer is the opposite of the second part of the band name. Enjoy! Lance Crackers
Pizza Hyena A food server at a joint where I was recently eating was talking to folks at a nearby table. I heard her telling those folks about a beach trip she'd recently been on. I heard her say of herself and her travel companions something that sounded for all the world like "We had pizza hyena." I wanted to ask her what she said that could have sounded like that, but so far I've not gotten around to asking. Anyhow, that got me to thinking how "Pizza Hyena" could make a really cool band name. Karen Smith
Johnny Pantalism Squidward whispers it in the SpongeBob episode Sailor Mouth Brionna Secret
Unleash the Kraken! It's apparently what people say when they open up a brand of rum called Kraken  dayna
The Fatal Sound of Broken Dreams It's a lyric from Duran Duran's song A View To A Kill. It would be a great band name for an 80s style pop band. Edward
The Texas Nexus Just something I came up with in the last few days, I like it because it's a rhyming name. They'd be a band that plays Southern-fried country rock. Edward
Neuromancer The book that the Matrix series is based on. I just thought it would be a good band name dayna
Container Hat i was very tired and trying to ask my mom where the lid for a tub of parmesan cheese was but my brain supplied "container hat" dayna

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