Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.
I can not verify whether these names have been taken yet or not. If your band happens to already use one of these names sorry. If you want to use a name you see here, you'll need to verify it's not already in use.
The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 11168 Cool Band Names entries on the site.
|The Parsley Nobody Eats
|This is based on a dirty dad joke, which goes "What is the difference between parsley and p****? Nobody eats parsley". Would be perfect for brothers whose last name is Parsley.
|It's a lyric from "Comedy Tonight" from the musical " A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum". Another death metal band that would have Zero Mostel spinning in his grave.
|One day I was looking at weird off-brand Chinese cars that had stupid names; and this one took the cake. If you're wondering, the car in question is a ripoff Volkswagen Beetle EV with 4 doors.
|House Of Flies
|It was in a Deftones song title, so why not?
|It's apparently what Levi's had as an ad after Bing Crosby was refused entry to a hotel in Vancouver, British Columbia for wearing jeans with a jean jacket. It's rather ironically more closely associated with the US
|Harrison Ford's Laundry
|There's an episode of Friends where Joey says something about a laundromat owner having a picture of Harrison Ford and not him and the actor who plays the owner was in Air Force One
|I was listening to this week's episode of The Greatest Generation (it's a Star Trek podcast) and the hosts were talking about an episode of Voyager where some aliens looked like a skinny version of Slimer from Ghostbusters but I don't remember why the enemy wanted to kill off the entire race
|I just made it up.
|It's from a funny YouTube comment I read
|Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon
|It's a game that connects Kevin Bacon to anyone else in Hollywood because he's been in so many movies and I have ADHD so that's what it feels like in my head at all times
|I have a habit of calling people "useless paperclips" (Clippy shout out) when they're being really annoying/ stupid and I thought it would be funny
|Deadly Nestea Plunge
|The news mentioned a dumbass who died of a head injury while practicing "The Nestea Plunge" in a public pool, based on the old TV commercial. Kids, don't try this at home...or anywhere.
|The Rhymers of Eldritch
|Named after the play "The Rimers of Eldritch", using it to describe a group of white rappers.
|The first laxative soft drink. It feels so good going down (to paraphrase an old Seven-Up commercial.)
|Ron Jeremy's Shortcomings
|Based on the adult-film star's recent incarceration. He is known for being well-endowed.
|Sweet Talking Romeo
|it's a line from Tougher Than The Rest by Bruce Springsteen. I thought it would be a good name for a band who acts like they can get everyone in bed with them
|Or Her Band if it were all female. The lead singer usually gets top billing in a band
|Richard Nixon, the President (allegedly) kept a list of his enemies in a secret place. The list included actor Paul Newman!
|Buttcheese & Toejam
|Two of the most disgusting things from the human body...together for the first time.
|Judge Jury And Executioner
|A play on the term "judge, jury, and executioner". No, I didn't forget the commas. The lead singer would go by "Judge Jury" and his backup band would be called "Executioner".
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