Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.
I can not verify whether these names have been taken yet or not. If your band happens to already use one of these names sorry. If you want to use a name you see here, you'll need to verify it's not already in use.
The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 10378 Cool Band Names entries on the site.
|Dean Pelton Elevator Massacre||In the "Community" episode "Modern Espionage", Dean Pelton engages in a paintball battle against five other guys in an elevator. He's the only one to emerge not covered in paint. Shortly after the episode aired, someone on the IMDb message board said the Dean Pelton elevator massacre was one of the best things about the episode.||Brian Kelly|
|Eddie and the Veterans||A Pearl Jam cover band with members who served in the armed forces?||RevengeFromMars YouTube|
|Obscenic Route||This band's CD will definitely have one of those "Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics" tags on it.||RevengeFromMars YouTube|
|Grouch Potato||A play of words upon "couch potato". I've known some who fit this new term!||D. Melody Dole, MD|
|Trashy Treasures||Must be another all-female band who are attractive in their own way.||RevengeFromMars YouTube|
|Allergic to Logic||This band may be made up of politicians.||RevengeFromMars YouTube|
|Nothing Money Can Buy||You heard of the phrase "Anything money can buy". The opposite is apt for a band starting from scratch,||Opie M.|
|The Libation Army||Like the Salvation Army but much more drinking is involved.||RevengeFromMars YouTube|
|Dinner for Raccoon||I saw a raccoon gnawing on an orange peel in the trash yesterday.||Kittenwithaname|
|Derision Quest||The opposite of "vision quest", apparently. Maybe for a band that is a glutton for punishment.||RevengeFromMars YouTube|
|Pyretta Blaze||Named after the Type O Negative song.||Kittenwithaname|
|Devil Defeats Truman||There was a newspaper article back when Truman won the U.S. presidency that said "Dewey Defeats Truman". I think, with one minor modification, that makes a pretty good band name.||RevengeFromMars YouTube|
|Youth or Consequences||There's a city in New Mexico named "Truth or Consequences" (after an old radio/TV game show). Youth or Consequences seems more accurate and makes for a good band name.||RevengeFromMars YouTube|
|Sparkle and Fail||This band will have one amazing album, then nothing.||RevengeFromMars YouTube|
|Coquette Duet||This band would need to have two hot female singers.||RevengeFromMars YouTube|
|Nicotine Angst||Much like "teen angst" but with more addiction.||RevengeFromMars YouTube|
|F*ck Dynasty||It's from Jimmy Kimmel Live. The joke was that one of the guys from Duck Dynasty was complaining about A&E censoring family-friendly words to make it sound like they were swearing (similar to Kimmel's own "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship", but Kimmel does it to be funny and A&E was doing it to add drama to the show) so Kimmel said that A&E was taking it too far and played a commercial for the show where "Duck" was censored and partially blurred to look and sound like "F*ck Dynasty"||JeReMy|
|Sinner Take All||Similar to "winner take all" but reflects reality a bit more accurately.||RevengeFromMars YouTube|
|Mountain Don't||For those of us who hate Mountain Dew. (Yes, there are some who don't like it.)||Lance Crackers|
|PhD's of THC||One of those bands that has way too many songs about weed.||RevengeFromMars YouTube|
New entries in this section are currently reviewed by Brian Kelly. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.
|JeReMy (site rank #48)||235|
|GlamRockNinjaLord (site rank #16)||53|
|Edward (site rank #27)||52|
|Regina Haniger (site rank #21)||49|
|D. Melody Dole, MD||48|
|Olvan The Terrible||48|
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