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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

I can not verify whether these names have been taken yet or not. If your band happens to already use one of these names sorry. If you want to use a name you see here, you'll need to verify it's not already in use.

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Latest Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 10299 Cool Band Names entries on the site.

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The Metalflakes A decent metal band, if they'd consistently show up for gigs. RevengeFromMars YouTube
It's 420 Somewhere This band would probably do best in states where pot is legal. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Rageahol Another thrash-metal band. From a Homer Simpson quote: "I just can't live without rageahol" RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerds of Steel The first band to cross nerdcore with steampunk. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Never Clever A fun band to listen to, but the lyrics are pretty simple. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Connecting The Dots Because its weird kinda cool  Mimimimi
Alive In Tucson On the sitcom "The Last Man On Earth", the main character spends much of the first episode driving around the country spray painting "Alive In Tucson" on signs to indicate he survived the plague. I think it sounds cool. Brian Kelly
Rhyme Machine The most amazing rapper ever. Also rhymes with "time machine". RevengeFromMars YouTube
Vegan Vampires Those vampires in Twilight didn't go nearly far enough to avoid preying on humans. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Clown Closet Based on skit from the old "Electric Company" which a woman shows a man a clothes closet, then a "clown closet" with clowns coming out of it. Maybe a band of gay clowns coming out. (Hope they're not too offended.)  Opie M.
Captain Oblivious The opposite of Captain Obvious. They're not aware of too many things. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Lost Lowbrows A blue-collar band that might have had the occasional run in with the law. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Heatstroke Heatstroke just sounds badass. Came up with it when I was doing a project on heat illness. Cailean
Common Courtesans Sounds like the phrase "common courtesy" but also like women who attractive but clearly not high-class. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eastcheap Trick Like Cheap Trick, but with a Shakespeare Henry IV twist. Josh
Temporary Inanity A semi-serious band that occasionally plays a Weird Al Yankovic cover. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Polly and the Urethanes An all-female band that wears skintight rubber suits? RevengeFromMars YouTube
Snarlin' Darlins The band members may be attractive but they've got a bad attitude. Tread carefully. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Anne and the Orexians This all-female band clearly needs to eat more. RevengeFromMars YouTube
The Involuntary Luge According to Jerry Seinfeld in his stand-up routine, the luge is the only sporting event where you can have people competing in it against their will and it would be exactly the same. He then goes on to say he wants to see the involuntary luge in the next Olympics. Brian Kelly

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