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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

I can not verify whether these names have been taken yet or not. If your band happens to already use one of these names sorry. If you want to use a name you see here, you'll need to verify it's not already in use.

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Latest Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 11063 Cool Band Names entries on the site.

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Hazmat Zombies People who become zombies when exposed to toxic chemicals. That's cool. Opie M.
Treason Bushes I thought this pun on "Trees and Bushes" might make a good entry in a realm of bizarre band names. Richard Wetfuss
Whole Dawn A guy I know, whenever he hears someone say "Hold On!", says "What did they expect -- That only half the Sun would rise today?" Richard Wetfuss
Shrewdriver I thought it was a neat combination of "Sherw"and "Screwdriver" Richard Wetfuss
Good Chocky Almond My German teacher did a spoof of Andy Griffith's Ritz Cracker ad with an almond chocolate bar. Opie M.
Gotcha Boots When a co-worker ask if another worker had some boots ("Gotcha boots?"), he asked if hus friend was referring to a music group. Have to admit that would be good name. Opie M.
Pagoliphius A weird scientific-y sounding name I randomly thought of. I think I read it in a "grown up" book when I was younger. Pronounced Pag-O-Liff-ee-us Use This Name
Afraid of Hedgehog It came to me randomly Shout
Captain's Wafflers Someone picked up a package of "Captain's Wafers" at my house and misread the label as "Captain's Wafflers". Later I thought "Hmmmm....., would make a neat 'Cool Band Name'!" D. Melody Dole, MD
Almond Brittle There's already peanut brittle, so why not have other brittle. Examples: almond, cashew, hazelnut, etc. Opie M.
Infernal Equinox A wordplay on "vernal equinox", which is the start of spring. For those that hate spring, which isn't too many people. Rock Maninoff
Urinal Envy I saw the band name, "Toilet Envy" and immediately thought this up. Craig Johnson
Harry's Defunct Pizza Place A generic term for any failed business. Opie M.
Natural Plastic Because plastic isn't natural.  Lance Crackers
Ladles And Dreidels A juxtaposition of disparate objects just because they happen to rhyme Nicole Velocin
Texty McTexterson It was on a cellular phone commercial.  Opie M.
Stupid On Purpose It's when you deliberately say something stupid in order to bug another person or group of people. Say enough stupid things and they'll accuse you of being "stupid on purpose". Opie M.
The Meer I really like this name a lot. It sounds better with "The" in front. Brionna Secret
Oyster Auras I was looking in a crossword puzzle Secret
Liver Worst For a death metal band, named for those that hate liverwurst. Opie M.

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