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Band Name Origins:
- Started out life as "stain", but they found out there was already a band with that name. So they added just the "d" without the "e" to be unconventional. Submitted by: the Marlboroman
Why the Name is Stupid:
- Are their arch rivals detergent? Submitted by: Annie
- Why can't they just get detergent. Submitted by: Kwasi
- Look at the name damnit. It just don't look right. Submitted by: S.T.G.
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Cleand | Tide gets rid of all stains! | DarkJon64 |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Not There" | "Right Here" | newsong |
| "So Fart Away" | "So Far Away" | rockhead |
| "Leave It" | "Take It" | nitrousgearhead |
| "Close Your Eyes" | "Open Your Eyes" | nitrousgearhead |
| "Inside" | "Outside" | Kaylie L |
There are additional Staind new song names available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Where Is The Love?" | "So Far Away," Staind | Brian Kelly |
| "Where Are You?" | "Right Here," Staind | twinkie |
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Form You" originally "For You"
Salvador Dali Parton
"Fort You" originally "For You"
If the Army named an installation after common man
Billy Boyd
"Fork You" originally "For You"
Billy Boyd
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Mudshovel" | "Snow Shovel" | Jarvis Procter |
| "Right Here" | "Right Beer" | S.T.G. |
| "Right Here Waiting" | "Keep My Dog From Mating" | The Piano Minstrel |
| "Fade" | "Bathe" | Jarvis Procter |
| "Outside" | "My Son's Pet Mouse Died" | Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) |
| "Falling" | "Farting" | Billy Boyd |
| "It's Been Awhile" | "I'm A Cinephile" | Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) |
| "Right Here" | "I Fear Skating" | Billy Boyd |
| "Fill Me Up" | "Refilled My Cup" | Billy Boyd |
| "Its Been Awhile" | "Corrupted file" | Iridium |
There are additional Staind song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Outside | Window Cleaners | Smokey McPot |
| Fade | Oxy-clean (zit cremes) | S.T.G. |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Falling Down | Construction Company | MadDog |
| It's Been Awhile | Any Company That Puts You On Hold | MadDog |
| Can't Believe | Any Religious Group | MadDog |
| So Far Away | Local Tourist Center | Alien freak |
| Price To Pay | Lawyer | TheMatrixKid |
| There are additional Staind on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| My Name Is Eminem | Layne Staind | My Name Is Layne | Layne |
| I Stand Alone Godsmack | It's Been Awhile Staind | I Stand Alone For Awhile | yuribou |
| This Is The New Sh*t Marylin Manson | For You Staind | This Is The New Sh*t For You. | yuribou |
| Whatever You Became Cold | Fade Staind | Whatever You Became Fade | yuribou |
| There are additional Staind duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Staind White T's
Staind combined with Plain White T's
Submitted By: JP
Staind Blue Flannel
Staind combined with Blue Flannel
Submitted By: Billy Boyd
Staind Cardigans
Staind combined with Cardigans
Submitted By: Billy Boyd
Staind Glass Tiger
Staind combined with Glass Tiger
Submitted By: rocky
Misheard Lyrics:
"Outside"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause inside you're ugly
You're ugly like rain. Original Lyrics: 'Cause inside you're ugly
You're ugly like me. | "So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics: And I struggle with my b***s in pain.
Original Lyrics: All the struggle we thought was in vain
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"King Of All Excuses"
Misheard Lyrics: Like a butthole, I will bring this drama to you.
Original Lyrics: Life will find a way to bring this karma to you.
| "So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm so afraid of reggae
Please don't wake me Afraid of reggae Please don't wake me. Original Lyrics: I'm so afraid of waking
Please don't shake me Afraid of waking Please don't shake me. |
| There are additional Staind misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm so afraid of reggae
Please don't wake me Afraid of reggae Please don't wake me. Original Lyrics: I'm so afraid of waking
Please don't shake me Afraid of waking Please don't shake me. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Ezra As I listened to this, I thought, "Who would be afraid of Bob Marley?" |
| There are additional Staind misheard stories available. | |
Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Fade"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Now it seems to surface,
I am scratching is the bed that I have made. Why They're Nonsensical: uh......what?
Submitted by: wadded beef
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"For You"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: All your insults and your curses
Make me feel like I'm not a person Why They're Misrhymed: I'm not hearing the rhyme between 'curses' and 'person', yo!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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Insulting Lyrics:
"Outside"
The Insulting Lyrics: 'Cause inside you're ugly
You're ugly like me. Why They're Insulting: Self-explanatory
Submitted by: The Rev. A. Palgut
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Pressure"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: i'm not sleeping cant stay a wake
Why They're Inappropriate: ok i now that it sounds like it makes sence but it doset i'm not sleeping i cant stay a wake i mean please i love this band but i think it was just to take up some more time
Submitted by: cutieme
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"It's Been A While"
Opening Lines: It's been a while since I could hold my head up high.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Title Space Change:
"Mud's Hovel" originally "Mudshovel"
Submitted by: Elsie Greer
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Shout or Spray 'n' Wash
Submitted by: hardrock
