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Band Name Origins:
- Started out life as "stain", but they found out there was already a band with that name. So they added just the "d" without the "e" to be unconventional. Submitted by: the Marlboroman
Stupid Band Names:
- Are their arch rivals detergent? Submitted by: Annie
- Why can't they just get detergent? Submitted by: Kwasi
- Look at the name damnit. It just don't look right. Submitted by: S.T.G.
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Stain Remover | No one likes having stains. | Travis |
| Cleand | Tide gets rid of all stains! | DarkJon64 |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Not There" | "Right Here" | newsong |
| "So Fart Away" | "So Far Away" | rockhead |
| "Leave It" | "Take It" | nitrousgearhead |
| "Close Your Eyes" | "Open Your Eyes" | nitrousgearhead |
| "Inside" | "Outside" | Kaylie L |
There are additional Staind new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "King Of All Excuses," | "All Excuses" is not a monarchy. | Lynne O'Leah |
| "Paper Jesus," | Jesus wasn't made out of paper. | Fifi McFeef |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Where Is My Man?," Eartha Kitt | "Right Here," Staind | |
| "Where Did Our Love Go?," The Supremes | "Outside," Staind | |
| "How Long Has It Been?," Jim Reeves | "It's Been Awhile," Staind | |
| "Where Did You Sleep Last Night?," Nirvana | "Outside," Staind | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Lease" originally "Please"
Max
"Pleas" originally "Please"
Wanda Ruppendown
"Paper Jess" originally "Paper Jesus"
Wendy Torrance
"Fad" originally "Fade"
Kerianne Hopkins
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"King Of Fall Excuses" originally "King Of All Excuses"
Peter
"King Of Wall Excuses" originally "King Of All Excuses"
Peter
"King Of Mall Excuses" originally "King Of All Excuses"
Jamie Burke
"King Of Ball Excuses" originally "King Of All Excuses"
Jamie Burke
"King Of All Excusers" originally "King Of All Excuses"
Marcia Todd
There are additional Staind song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"King Of Ill Excuses" originally "King Of All Excuses"
Was #1 in his class on that issue.
Peter
"King Of All Excused" originally "King Of All Excuses"
Karen Smith
"Caper Jesus" originally "Paper Jesus"
Naomi Swanson
"Piper Jesus" originally "Paper Jesus"
Sharon Britt
"Paler Jesus" originally "Paper Jesus"
Bethany Byrd
There are additional Staind song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "This is Beetle (Beetlejuice Song)" | "Nazi Needle" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Outside" | "Invite (Boring Party)" | Matthias |
| "Fade" | "Sprayed" | Confission |
| "Mudshovel" | "Snow Shovel" | Jarvis Procter |
| "Right Here" | "Right Beer" | S.T.G. |
| "Right Here Waiting" | "Keep My Dog From Mating" | The Piano Minstrel |
| "Fade" | "Bathe" | Jarvis Procter |
| "Outside" | "My Son's Pet Mouse Died" | Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) |
| "Falling" | "Farting" | Billy Boyd |
| "It's Been Awhile" | "I'm A Cinephile" | Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) |
There are additional Staind song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Outside | Window Cleaners | Smokey McPot |
| Fade | Oxy-clean (zit cremes) | S.T.G. |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Falling Down | Construction Company | MadDog |
| It's Been Awhile | Any Company That Puts You On Hold | MadDog |
| Can't Believe | Any Religious Group | MadDog |
| So Far Away | Local Tourist Center | Alien freak |
| Price To Pay | Lawyer | TheMatrixKid |
| There are additional Staind on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Gone Away The Offspring | So Far Away Staind | Gone So Far Away | Rocky |
| My Name Is Eminem | Layne Staind | My Name Is Layne | Layne |
| I Stand Alone Godsmack | It's Been Awhile Staind | I Stand Alone For Awhile | yuribou |
| This Is The New Sh*t Marilyn Manson | For You Staind | This Is The New Sh*t For You. | yuribou |
| There are additional Staind duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
My Staind Morning Jacket
My Morning Jacket combined with Staind
Submitted By: Rock Maninoff
The Academy Is Staind
The Academy Is... combined with Staind
It means the academy is has been done in by bad behavior. How appropo.
Submitted By: Rip Jeans
Staind Cardigans
Staind combined with The Cardigans
I actually submitted this one several years ago.
Submitted By: Billy Boyd
Staind White T's
Staind combined with Plain White T's
Submitted By: JP
There are additional Staind Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Paper Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics: A raisin for your Gengar
Original Lyrics: A reason for your anger
| "Outside"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause inside you're ugly
You're ugly like rain. Original Lyrics: 'Cause inside you're ugly
You're ugly like me. |
"So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics: And I struggle with my b***s in pain.
Original Lyrics: All the struggle we thought was in vain
| "King Of All Excuses"
Misheard Lyrics: Like a butthole, I will bring this drama to you.
Original Lyrics: Life will find a way to bring this karma to you.
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| There are additional Staind misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm so afraid of reggae
Please don't wake me Afraid of reggae Please don't wake me. Original Lyrics: I'm so afraid of waking
Please don't shake me Afraid of waking Please don't shake me. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Ezra As I listened to this, I thought, "Who would be afraid of Bob Marley?" |
| There are additional Staind misheard stories available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Fade"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Now it seems to surface,
I am scratching is the bed that I have made. Why They're Nonsensical: uh......what?
Submitted by: wadded beef
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"For You"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: All your insults and your curses
Make me feel like I'm not a person Why They're Misrhymed: I'm not hearing the rhyme between 'curses' and 'person', yo!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Outside"
The Insulting Lyrics: 'Cause inside you're ugly
You're ugly like me. Why They're Insulting: Self-explanatory
Submitted by: The Rev. A. Palgut
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Pressure"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: i'm not sleeping cant stay a wake
Why They're Inappropriate: ok i now that it sounds like it makes sence but it doset i'm not sleeping i cant stay a wake i mean please i love this band but i think it was just to take up some more time
Submitted by: cutieme
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"It's Been A While"
Opening Lines: It's been a while since I could hold my head up high.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Title Space Change:
"Nut's Hell" originally "Nutshell"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Mud's Hovel" originally "Mudshovel"
Submitted by: Elsie Greer
Band Name Anagrams:
It's Dan Submitted by: Jessica Albatross
St. Dina Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Is there any saint named Dina?
I Stand Submitted by: Sonya Raynos
Sand It Submitted by: Sonya Raynos
Ant's Id Submitted by: Kerianne Hopkins
Song Title Anagrams:
"Ed Is Out" originally "Outside"
Submitted by: Kara Oke
"Tedious" originally "Outside"
Submitted by: Kara Oke
"I Used To" originally "Outside"
Submitted by: Kara Oke
"Douse It" originally "Outside"
Submitted by: Kara Oke
"Suit Ode" originally "Outside"
Submitted by: Kara Oke
There are additional Staind Song Title Anagrams available.
Songs That Are Banned:
"Fade"
The music video was banned from MTV after the 9/11 terrorist attacks. The video showed a clock tower collapsing over the band while they played the song.
Submitted by: hypersk
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Shout or Spray 'n' Wash
Submitted by: hardrock
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