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Band Name Origins:

Started out life as "stain", but they found out there was already a band with that name. So they added just the "d" without the "e" to be unconventional. Submitted by: the Marlboroman

Why the Name is Stupid:

Are their arch rivals detergent? Submitted by: Annie
Why can't they just get detergent. Submitted by: Kwasi
Look at the name damnit. It just don't look right. Submitted by: S.T.G.

New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
Cleand	Tide gets rid of all stains!	DarkJon64

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Not There"	"Right Here"	newsong
"So Fart Away"	"So Far Away"	rockhead
"Leave It"	"Take It"	nitrousgearhead
"Close Your Eyes"	"Open Your Eyes"	nitrousgearhead
"Inside"	"Outside"	Kaylie L
There are additional Staind new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"Where Is The Love?"	"So Far Away," Staind	Brian Kelly
"Where Are You?"	"Right Here," Staind	twinkie

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Form You" originally "For You"

Salvador Dali Parton

"Fort You" originally "For You"

If the Army named an installation after common man

Billy Boyd

"Fork You" originally "For You"

Billy Boyd

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Mudshovel"	"Snow Shovel"	Jarvis Procter
"Right Here"	"Right Beer"	S.T.G.
"Right Here Waiting"	"Keep My Dog From Mating"	The Piano Minstrel
"Fade"	"Bathe"	Jarvis Procter
"Outside"	"My Son's Pet Mouse Died"	Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
"Falling"	"Farting"	Billy Boyd
"It's Been Awhile"	"I'm A Cinephile"	Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
"Right Here"	"I Fear Skating"	Billy Boyd
"Fill Me Up"	"Refilled My Cup"	Billy Boyd
"Its Been Awhile"	"Corrupted file"	Iridium
There are additional Staind song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Outside	Window Cleaners	Smokey McPot
Fade	Oxy-clean (zit cremes)	S.T.G.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Falling Down	Construction Company	MadDog
It's Been Awhile	Any Company That Puts You On Hold	MadDog
Can't Believe	Any Religious Group	MadDog
So Far Away	Local Tourist Center	Alien freak
Price To Pay	Lawyer	TheMatrixKid
There are additional Staind on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
My Name Is Eminem	Layne Staind	My Name Is Layne	Layne
I Stand Alone Godsmack	It's Been Awhile Staind	I Stand Alone For Awhile	yuribou
This Is The New Sht Marylin Manson*	For You Staind	*This Is The New Sht For You.**	yuribou
Whatever You Became Cold	Fade Staind	Whatever You Became Fade	yuribou
There are additional Staind duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Staind White T's

Staind combined with Plain White T's

Submitted By: JP

Staind Blue Flannel

Staind combined with Blue Flannel

Submitted By: Billy Boyd

Staind Cardigans

Staind combined with Cardigans

Submitted By: Billy Boyd

Staind Glass Tiger

Staind combined with Glass Tiger

Submitted By: rocky

Misheard Lyrics:

"Outside" Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause inside you're ugly You're ugly like rain. Original Lyrics: 'Cause inside you're ugly You're ugly like me.	"So Far Away" Misheard Lyrics: And I struggle with my b***s in pain. Original Lyrics: All the struggle we thought was in vain
"King Of All Excuses" Misheard Lyrics: Like a butthole, I will bring this drama to you. Original Lyrics: Life will find a way to bring this karma to you.	"So Far Away" Misheard Lyrics: I'm so afraid of reggae Please don't wake me Afraid of reggae Please don't wake me. Original Lyrics: I'm so afraid of waking Please don't shake me Afraid of waking Please don't shake me.
There are additional Staind misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"So Far Away"

Misheard Lyrics:

I'm so afraid of reggae
Please don't wake me
Afraid of reggae
Please don't wake me.

Original Lyrics:

I'm so afraid of waking
Please don't shake me
Afraid of waking
Please don't shake me.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Ezra

As I listened to this, I thought, "Who would be afraid of Bob Marley?"

There are additional Staind misheard stories available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Fade"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Now it seems to surface,
I am scratching is the bed that I have made.

Why They're Nonsensical:

uh......what?

Submitted by: wadded beef

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"For You"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

All your insults and your curses
Make me feel like I'm not a person

Why They're Misrhymed:

I'm not hearing the rhyme between 'curses' and 'person', yo!

Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

Insulting Lyrics:

"Outside"

The Insulting Lyrics:

'Cause inside you're ugly
You're ugly like me.

Why They're Insulting:

Self-explanatory

Submitted by: The Rev. A. Palgut

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Pressure"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

i'm not sleeping cant stay a wake

Why They're Inappropriate:

ok i now that it sounds like it makes sence but it doset i'm not sleeping i cant stay a wake i mean please i love this band but i think it was just to take up some more time

Submitted by: cutieme