Song Parodies -> Farting
| Original Song Title: | "Falling" |
| Original Performer: | Staind |
| Parody Song Title: | "Farting" |
| Parody Written by: | Billy Boyd |
I was with a friend of mine, who's female, in Wal-Mart a few months back and when she was reaching down for something, she let one rip, quite loud and odorous as well. Several other people were around too. So, my friend runs out to the car and was balling her head off, saying nothing like that had ever happened to her. I thought she was overreacting.
Eww - what's that smell?
Those two burritos you ate must have got to you
Now, you're pale
'cause now, you'll be taunted by everyone
Don't blame me, 'cause you did it
Don't blame me, we all smelled it
Don't blame me, 'cause you let it
I already told you that farting is easy
it's cov'ring it up that becomes the problem, becomes the problem
And if you're a prude and can't laugh or be proud
well, then that's your problem, that is your problem
Bruised - your ego
that so many people smelled what left your hole
But can't you see
that it's not worth crying for, 'cause we all cut the cheese
But don't blame me, 'cause you did it
Don't blame me, we all smelled it
Don't blame me, 'cause you let it
I already told you that farting is easy
it's cov'ring it up that becomes the problem, becomes the problem
And if you're a prude and can't laugh or be proud
well, then that's your problem, that is your problem (x2)
Farting is easy
it's cov'ring it up that becomes the problem, becomes the problem
If you can be like a guy and just laugh and be proud
then you solve the problem, there is no problem
Those two burritos you ate must have got to you
Now, you're pale
'cause now, you'll be taunted by everyone
Don't blame me, 'cause you did it
Don't blame me, we all smelled it
Don't blame me, 'cause you let it
I already told you that farting is easy
it's cov'ring it up that becomes the problem, becomes the problem
And if you're a prude and can't laugh or be proud
well, then that's your problem, that is your problem
Bruised - your ego
that so many people smelled what left your hole
But can't you see
that it's not worth crying for, 'cause we all cut the cheese
But don't blame me, 'cause you did it
Don't blame me, we all smelled it
Don't blame me, 'cause you let it
I already told you that farting is easy
it's cov'ring it up that becomes the problem, becomes the problem
And if you're a prude and can't laugh or be proud
well, then that's your problem, that is your problem (x2)
Farting is easy
it's cov'ring it up that becomes the problem, becomes the problem
If you can be like a guy and just laugh and be proud
then you solve the problem, there is no problem
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NFWTOS....but ya gotta love fart parodies! (It's gotta be pre-90's for me to know it)- Geeee....I fart in Wal*Mart all the time....but I enjoy it!
Couldn't check it's pacing, so no vote, but... A parody in which someone is actually ASHAMED of farting is very, very rare! 5 for funny!
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