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There are 46 misheard song lyrics for Staind on amIright currently.

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"Epiphany" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know I'll do the right thing if the right thing isn't feel.
Original Lyrics:
And I know I'll do the right thing if the right thing is revealed.
"Epiphany" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I'll do the right thing if the right thing isn't veal.
Original Lyrics:
I know I'll do the right thing if the right thing is for real.
"Epiphany" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna come and fart.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna come apart.
"Epiphany" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh
'Cause it's always raining in my bed
Oh
Forget all the things I should have, Ted.
Original Lyrics:
Oh
'Cause it's always raining in my head
Oh
Forget all the things I should have said.
"Epiphany" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I speak to you in puddles
'Cause my words get in my pay.
I smoke the pole thing in my bed
And feel it wash and decay.
'Cause I can't take anymore of p**s
I wanna come apart,
Or dig myself a little mole
Inside your spacious hearth.
Original Lyrics:
So I speak to you in riddles
'Cause my words get in my way.
I smoke the whole thing to my head
And feel it wash away.
'Cause I can't take anymore of this
I wanna come apart
Or dig myself a little hole
Inside your precious heart.
"Epiphany" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your words to me just a whisper
Your mace is so unclear.
or
Your words to me just a whisper
Your pace is so unclear.
Original Lyrics:
Your words to me just a whisper
Your face is so unclear.
"Fade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angus needed someone to talk to
You were just too busy with yourself.
Original Lyrics:
I just needed someone to talk to
You were just too busy with yourself.
"Fade"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it seems the surface higher
Scratchy is the man that I amaze.
Original Lyrics:
But it seems the surface I am
Scratching is the bed that I have made.
"For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your insults and your cancers make me feel like I'm not a person
Original Lyrics:
Your insults and your curses make me feel like I'm not a person
"Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm afraid to hold my comb
Original Lyrics:
I'm afraid to go back home
"How About You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
The big and hairy terd
Original Lyrics:
The meek inherit Earth.
"It's Been Awhile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannot blame this on my mother
He did the best he could for me
Original Lyrics:
I cannot blame this on my father
He did the best he could for me
"It's Been Awhile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I scratch myself behind my knee.
or
I've stretched myself beyond my needs.
Original Lyrics:
I've stretched myself beyond my means.
"It's Been Awhile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a mile
Original Lyrics:
It's been awhile
"It's Been Awhile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a while
Since I could say that I wasn't a d**k head
Original Lyrics:
It's been a while
Since I could say that I wasn't addicted.
"It's Been Awhile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been awhile since I could say that I wasn't a dick head
Original Lyrics:
It's been awhile since I could say that I wasn't addicted
"It's Been Awhile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been awhile since I fell in the sky
Original Lyrics:
It's been awhile since I've held my head up high
"It's Been Awhile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been awhile since I got my grandma high
Original Lyrics:
It's been awhile since I could hold my head up high
"It's Been Awhile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spin a while.
Original Lyrics:
It's been awhile...
"It's Been Awhile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, can I blame this on my father?
He did the best he could for me.
Original Lyrics:
I cannot blame this on my father
He did the best he could for me.
"It's Been Awhile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the best things come from me
or
You know the best things cover me
or
You know the best things cover me
Original Lyrics:
He did the best he could for me
"King Of All Excuses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a butthole, I will bring this drama to you.
Original Lyrics:
Life will find a way to bring this karma to you.
"Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me, I'm just eclectic.
Original Lyrics:
Look at me, I'm just an addict.
"Mudshovel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't deal with this sh*t that this moron just flung away
Original Lyrics:
I can't deal with this sh*t anymore I just look away
"Mudshovel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mushiva
Original Lyrics:
Mudshovel
"Mudshovel"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's your role?
Original Lyrics:
Mudshovel
"Mudshovel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can feed my Morman
Original Lyrics:
You can feel my torment
"Mudshovel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can feel my pancake
Original Lyrics:
You can feel my anger
"Mudshovel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can feel my tongue ring driving me insane
or
You can feel my stomach driving me insane
Original Lyrics:
You can feel my torment driving me insane
"Open Your Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A semen walks alone
Original Lyrics:
I see a man who walks alone
"Open Your Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you take everything for granted like a Jew?
Original Lyrics:
Would you take everything for granted like you do?
"Outside" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause inside you're lovely
You're lovely like rain
I can see through you
See who the real you... are.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause inside you're ugly
You're ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you.
"Outside" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause inside you're ugly
You're ugly like rain.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause inside you're ugly
You're ugly like me.
"Paper Jesus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A raisin for your Gengar
Original Lyrics:
A reason for your anger
"So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the struggle with life was in vain.
Original Lyrics:
All the struggle we thought was in vain.
"So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can't believe that I'm not ashamed
Of the person that I am today.
Original Lyrics:
I can forgive, and I'm not ashamed
To be the person that I am today.
"So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I struggle with my buzz in pain.
Original Lyrics:
All the struggle we thought was in vain
"So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I struggle with my boysenberries..
Original Lyrics:
All the struggle we thought was in vain
It's now ingrained in my head...lol!
"So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm no a shim.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not ashamed.
"So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm no a shim.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not ashamed.
"So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so afraid of reggae
Please don't wake me
Afraid of reggae
Please don't wake me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so afraid of waking
Please don't shake me
Afraid of waking
Please don't shake me.
"So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all struggle with our boys in May.
Original Lyrics:
All the struggle we thought was in vain.
"Suffocate"
Misheard Lyrics:
All alone and crying all alone
Time for f**king
Original Lyrics:
All alone and crying all alone
I suffocate
It's only when he stretched the word 'suf-fo-cate' that my perverse mind interpreted it that way.
"Suffocate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not gifted
Slimey and twisted.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not gifted
Slightly twisted.

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