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Song Parodies -> "Nazi Needle"

Original Song Title:

"This is Beetle (Beetlejuice Song)"

Original Performer:

Staind

Parody Song Title:

"Nazi Needle"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is about the war movie and novel "Eye of the Needle" which deals with a dreaded spy-assassin that discovers that the D-Day invasion will come at Normandy instead of Calais but gets shipwrecked on Storm Island where he meets a love interest in Lucy who is caring for her physically and emotionally crippled husband and their boy. A friendship ensues and then a physical relationship... until Lucy discovers her husband murdered. Fearing for her life and that of her child, Lucy nevertheless discovers the Nazi plan to escape via U-boat and suddenly a 2-person war breaks out on the island. The Needle doesn't want to harm Lucy but must accomplish his mission. Terrified Lucy cuts off the Nazi's fingers, shorts the radio out, and then pursues with a pistol. The defiant Nazi makes it to a boat and all looks lost... but she nails him at the very last moment.
The Needle
He’s as bad as he can be
And he knows
He’s the best

“This is Needle”
An enigmatic Nazi
Recon
He does best

Spy is never wrong
Follows “invasion” chatter
Better than an agent
Deception exposed
Dummy assets snapped
Matter is urgent
Must tell Fuhrer

The Needle shipwrecked at sea
Is put to the test
Plans are evil
But uses trusting Lucy
Throws husband off a cliff

Spy is never wrong
Follows “invasion” chatter
Better than an agent
Deception exposed
Dummy assets snapped
Matter is urgent
Must tell Fuhrer
Still a master spy
And cruel assassin stuck on Storm Island

The Needle
He’s as bad as he can be
He knows he’s the best
Needle
Must reach a U-boat at sea
War, Lucy will not rest
Kill the Needle
Shoot him when he’s in reach
D-Day depends on his death

(guitar solo)

The Needle
Is evil
The Needle
Is evil

Evil

The Needle
Is evil

The Needle
He’s as bad as he can be
And he knows he’s the best
Pure evil
A psychopathic Nazi
Lucy shoots him in the chest…

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Patrick - October 16, 2012 - Report this comment
It's been a while since I've seen this one. Didn't Donald Sutherland carry some sort of spring stiletto, hence the name "Needle".
Rob Arndt - October 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Yes, exactly. One of my favorite WW2 pics along with "The Eagle has Landed" :)

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