I snooze
When you bring out the cheese
Oh man…
Cleaning grime
Would put me more at ease
So lame…

Spent a dime
On all the home décor
It blew!
So I grieve
Because you’re such a bore

Thanks for the invite
This is so dim
You didn’t buy booze
Drinking tap water

But you’re my work buddy
So I can’t leave
Cause then I would seem rude
But this makes me sleep dude

It’s a crime
To not have a Playstation or Game Cube
Forced to taste
Your cooking that’s so bad
What’s this goo?!?!

Your wind chimes
No Sublime… Cut the tension
Music died
Such a waste
Of time not having fun

So thanks for the invite
You’ll see no grins
This party I boo
Worst one all summer

Cause it’s just so boring
Warning: Don’t come
Won’t even play Clue
Chess or Sudoku

Brain is slime
Nerves have fried, Entertainment it ain’t in sight
What’s the deal?
Model trains, circus clowns those would be Zen

So I lie
As I pick up my phone
And pretend
To speak a conversation to just escape

Won’t accept your invite
In the trash bin
I’m thinking “Screw you!”
Last time was torture

But Facebook surprised me
Your party’s a blast
Home’s covered in shampoo
Green Day was there too