I guess I stink
'cause flies always swarm around me
I try to shoo them
but my bod, it seems to be their thing

It dosen't matter if I change
all of my clothes just smell the same
When I step out of my apartment
everybody runs, but...

I just want somebody to like me
everyone screams "go and wash yourself!"
No one wants to stand by me
'cause of how that I smell
I've heard, like a cow
I'm so lonely, and I feel like
I could buy some soap and finally bathe
Still, I'm dirty 'cause I got busy
and forgot the bathwater that I made

So, I'm so blue
I thought I'd show 'em all I'm cool
but even with my Brut cologne
they said I smelled like poo

Guess it don't matter if I change
all of my clothes just smell the same
When I step out of my apartment
everybody smells butt

I just want somebody to like me
everyone screams "go and wash yoursel!"
No one wants to stand by me
'cause of how that I smell
I've heard, like a sow
I'm so lonely, and I feel like
I could buy some soap and finally bathe
Still, I'm dirty 'cause I got busy
and forgot the bathwater that I made

Oh, but I still mean to bathe
someday
I still mean to bathe

I just want somebody to like me
everyone screams "go and wash yourself!"
No one wants to stand by me
'cause of how that I smell
I've heard, FunkyTown!
I'm so lonely, and I feel like
I could buy some soap and finally bathe
Still, I'm dirty 'cause I got busy
and forgot the bathwater that I made

I guess I stink