Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Bathe"

Original Song Title:

"Fade"

Original Performer:

Staind

Parody Song Title:

"Bathe"

Parody Written by:

Jarvis Procter

The Lyrics

I guess I stink
'cause flies always swarm around me
I try to shoo them
but my bod, it seems to be their thing

It dosen't matter if I change
all of my clothes just smell the same
When I step out of my apartment
everybody runs, but...

I just want somebody to like me
everyone screams "go and wash yourself!"
No one wants to stand by me
'cause of how that I smell
I've heard, like a cow
I'm so lonely, and I feel like
I could buy some soap and finally bathe
Still, I'm dirty 'cause I got busy
and forgot the bathwater that I made

So, I'm so blue
I thought I'd show 'em all I'm cool
but even with my Brut cologne
they said I smelled like poo

Guess it don't matter if I change
all of my clothes just smell the same
When I step out of my apartment
everybody smells butt

I just want somebody to like me
everyone screams "go and wash yoursel!"
No one wants to stand by me
'cause of how that I smell
I've heard, like a sow
I'm so lonely, and I feel like
I could buy some soap and finally bathe
Still, I'm dirty 'cause I got busy
and forgot the bathwater that I made

Oh, but I still mean to bathe
someday
I still mean to bathe

I just want somebody to like me
everyone screams "go and wash yourself!"
No one wants to stand by me
'cause of how that I smell
I've heard, FunkyTown!
I'm so lonely, and I feel like
I could buy some soap and finally bathe
Still, I'm dirty 'cause I got busy
and forgot the bathwater that I made

I guess I stink

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/staind50.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 617