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Song Parodies -> "Right Beer"

Original Song Title:

"Right Here"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Staind

Parody Song Title:

"Right Beer"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

I've been officially legal to drink and this is what I came up with.
I just turned 21 and,
Been drinking ever since then now I constantly need booze.
Millers for the sissies, and Bud is for the prissies
And Sam is for those who lose.

But I always find a way to drink the right beer, baby.
The German stuff is pure delight, I need the right beer, baby.
I buy a six-pack everyday, but just the right beer, baby.
Lack of booze is suck a pain, I need the right beer, baby.

Hangovers are for wussies,
And chasers are for p******, I just drink to chase the pain.
And just like Peter Griffin,
I do not know my limit, so I keep binging till I faint.

But I always find a way to drink the right beer, baby.
The German stuff is pure delight, I need the right beer, baby.
I buy a six-pack everyday, but just the right beer, baby.
Lack of booze is suck a pain, I need the right beer, baby.

Coolers are for breafast,
I'm willing to drink for you.
I hope that this pack lasts,
My fridge is packed with this brew.

Why can't you just drink with me,
I don't want to drink all this booze alone today,
So drink all day.

But I always find a way to drink the right beer, baby.
Though Smirnoff has an awesome taste, it ain't the right beer, baby.

But I always find a way to drink the right beer, baby.
The German stuff is pure delight, I need the right beer, baby.
I buy a six-pack everyday, but just the right beer, baby.
Lack of booze is suck a pain, I need the right beer, baby.
I do not drink as think as some much. I swear occifer there is no blood in my alcohol system.

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John Lomain - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Right beer, right now, watching the world look really weird, you see. 5's
Michael E Cormier - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not so much under the alcofluence of incohol as most thinkle peep I am! 555

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