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Barnaked LadiesWhere did the Religious Instruction Teacher send the little girl after over hearing her say Barenaked Ladies? Confession Submitted by:
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Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Steven Page" | "On February of 2009, Steve Page left The Barenaked Ladies to pursue a solo career. " | - Paul Warren |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Four seconds" | They do say four but not four seconds - Hefner |
| "Straw hat and old dirty hank" | they dont even use the title in the song at all - Hefner |
| "Stomach vs. Heart" | They do mention stomach and heart, but not stomach vs. heart. - Paul Warren |
| "Little Tiny Song" | Should be known as 'Hey, I'm a Cow'. - Paul Warren |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Fully Dressed Gentlemen | The opposite of the name is purely accurate. | Darby Hen |
| Fullyclothed Gentlemen | Well they aren't ladies and they aren't naked. They are fully clothed guys. | Biteme Wokhead |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "The King Of Badside Manor" | "The King Of Bedside Manor" | Josh Hefner |
| "Grade 12" | "Grade 9" | Josh Hefner |
| "Heart Vs. Me" | "Stomach Vs. Heart" | Josh Hefner |
| "Two Weeks" | "One Week" | Josh hefner |
| "Brian Jones (1942-1969)" | "Brian Wilson" | Alan the Ottoman |
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Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Everything Old Is New Again," | The aging process makes this impossible. | Joe-Blow |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Pop Singer," John Mellencamp | "Brian Wilson," Barenaked Ladies | |
| "Seven Days," Mary J. Blige | "One Week," Barenaked Ladies | |
| "Totaled," Ned Henry | "Tonight Is The Night I Fell Asleep At The Wheel," Barenaked Ladies | |
| "Rock 'N' Roll Star," Oasis | "Brian Wilson," Barenaked Ladies | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "One Week" | "Taste-tester Song" | Bob O'Mara |
| "One Week" | "Big Teeth" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "One Week" | "One Week of the Internet" | Tyler Zahnke |
| "If I Had a Million Dollars" | "If I Had to Cut $1.2 Trillion Dollars" | Dan Creeden |
| "The Big Bang Theory Theme Song" | "The Flash Flood Theory" | Flash Flood |
| "One Week" | "WikiLeaks" | Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) |
| "One Week" | "Shark Week" | Blaydeman |
| "Jane" | "James (A Love Song For Jim Parsons)" | Roxelana Hart |
| "It's All Been Done" | "I Have Hemorrhoids (That Are Shapped Like Mermaids)" | Harold Fuccerman |
| "The Big Bang Theory" | "Tyhe ABC Theory" | Spoof-Man |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| If I Had A Million Dollars | Investment Brokers | MOR |
| If I Had A Million Dollars | "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" Promo | The Nerd |
| Another Postcard | Hallmark Greeting Cards | Laurel |
| If I Had A Million Dollars | Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes | Laurel |
| Green Christmas | Grinchmas at Universal Studios | Spider |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Another Postcard | A company that sells monkey postcards. | JeReMy |
| If I Had A Million Dollars | Credit Cards | MOR |
| If I Had A Million Dollars | Finance and Loans Company | ivanhoe fats |
| Light Up My Room | Electric Company | tckma |
| Call Me Calmly | Online Dating Services/Chat rooms | AVM |
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First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| All I Ask For Puddle Of Mudd | If I Had $1,000,000 Barenaked Ladies | All I Ask For Is $1,000,000 Is that too much to ask? | Paris Hilton is on Fire |
| Short People Randy Newman | Angry People Barenaked Ladies | Short Angry People Stop biting my legs! | Paul Warren |
| World Without Love Peter and Gordon | Rule The World With Love Barenaked Ladies | Rule The World Without Love I won't live in a world like this! | Paul Warren |
| Robert's Box Procol Harum | Shoebox Barenaked Ladies | Robert's Shoebox It's been there since 1994. | Paul Warren |
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There are additional Bare Naked Ladies Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics: Birch master stadium, home, Hammurabi
Original Lyrics: Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
| "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics: Trying hard not to smile when we feel bad
Original Lyrics: Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad.
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"Pinch Me"
Misheard Lyrics: And mustard pinstripe gym shorts on
Original Lyrics: And run through with my gym shorts on
| "One Week"
Misheard Lyrics: Like Sting I'm tantric,
My stick is guaranteed to satisfy Original Lyrics: Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy. |
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"Lovers In A Dangerous Time"
Misheard Lyrics: Laverne in a dangerous time
Original Lyrics: Lovers in a dangerous time
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Tuneman At the time, I was fan of "Nurses" and "Empty Nest". So I thought the song was about Laverne, one of the main characters (Dr. Weston's receptionist). |
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"Jane"
The Funny Lyrics: She made me feel I was fourteen again
That's why she thinks it's cooler if we just stay friends... Why They're Funny: Can't you just imagine what this guy's been doing to the poor girl? Very clever.
Submitted by: Scarlett
| "One Week"
The Funny Lyrics: Gotta get in tune with sailor moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes That make me think the wrong thing Why They're Funny: Yuck!!! dude, it's a cartoon... sounds like this guy has some weird fetish.
Submitted by: Mindy
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"Why Say Anything Nice?"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Frankly, I'd be on my own
Why They're Repetitive: They say it at the beginning of each paragraph
Submitted by: Shrek Hefner
| "Frankly"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Frankly, I'd be on my own
Why They're Repetitive: They say frankly at the beginning of each paragraph
Submitted by: Shrek Hefner
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"If I Had A Million Dollars"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel) Why They're Nonsensical: What the heck is so cruel about a green dress? Unless it, too, was made from animals (like the fur coat, which is mentioned earlier, and also described as 'cruel'), but how many green animals are there, besides frogs? I'm baffled.
Submitted by: Chad
| "Get In Line"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Everywhere I go there's someone in a trench coat staring at me
When I'm not at home I'm sure someone's rummaging through my trash Whatever could they want from me Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy? I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram-shaped rash. Why They're Nonsensical: Trench coats? Government conspiracies? Pentagram-shaped rash? This dude's got problems!
Submitted by: Sarah
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"Jane"
The Insincere Lyrics: I wrote a letter,
she should have got it yesterday, What can be better by being together is what I cannot explain to Jane. Why They're Insincere: You can't blame Stephen Page for trying to get the girl that he loves. That's what makes this whole song so insincere.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Jane"
The Insincere Lyrics: Jane doesn't think a man could ever be faithful.
Jane isn't giving me a chance to be shameful. Why They're Insincere: Oh yeah Stephen. Mmm-hmm! That's really sincere.
Submitted by: Celeste
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"One Week"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt Why They're Misrhymed: no comments.
Submitted by: metallica_hater
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"Why Say Anything Nice"
The Insulting Lyrics: Why say anything nice when you could say nothing at all
Why They're Insulting: If you can't say something nice, the thing to do would be to not say anything at all. This line contradicts that.
Submitted by: Josh Hefner
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"One Week"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Chickity China the Chinese chicken
(a few lines later...) Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes Why They're Inappropriate: The whole song is dumb in my opinion, but these lines really do it. First they insert this line about a chicken, then they just mention something about Sailor Moon, a Japanese anime cartoon, as if they have some fascination with it. Can this get any dumber?
Submitted by: Armando
| "Pinch Me"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I just made you say 'underwear'.
Why They're Inappropriate: Just an excuse to put in a 'Beavis & Butthead' line.
Submitted by: Xella
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"'Never is Enough'"
The Dated Lyrics: I can go to Europe, travel with my friends
I can blow a thousand Deutsche Marks Why They're Dated: The Deutsche Mark was replaced by the Euro in 1999 -- one year after this song appeared on the album Stunt.
Submitted by: Claire
| "Shoebox"
The Dated Lyrics: It's so nineteen-ninety.
Now, it's nineteen-ninety-four. Why They're Dated: This is probably the first dated lyric to mention something else as dated.
Ed Note: I believe it is. Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Never Do Anything"
The Dirty Lyrics: Let's Play Tic-tac-toe.
I'll be X, you can be the O. Why They're Dirty: Of Course! Men don't have O's and Women don't have X's if you know what I mean!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"A"
The Lyrics: A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel;
Like I'm the only man on Earth, and I;ve forgotten what that's worth A is for Arthur, he's a lovable drunk A M & Azing, like Thelonius Monk Who They Mention: Adam (of Adam & Eve)
Arthur (character played by Dudley Moore in the movie of the same name) Jazz musician Thelonius Monk Submitted by: Tania WYEP
| "One Week"
The Lyrics: You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
Who They Mention: Aquaman, a cartoon character (does that count?)
Submitted by: hamburger456
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"If I Had $1,000,000"
The Lyrics: If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars I would buy you a K-Car A nice Reliant automobile. Product Brand Name: Plymouth Reliant, which was a car from 1981-1989.
Submitted by: JeReMy
| "Never is Enough"
The Lyrics: You get your PhD
How happy you will be When you get a job at Wendy's and are honoured with Employee of the Month Product Brand Name: Wendy's hamburgers restaurant
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
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"When You Dream"
The Song Lyrics: Do you hear noises just
loud enough to be perceived? Do you hear Del Shannon's "Runaway" playing on transistor radio waves? With so little experience, you mind not yet cognizant Are you wise behind your few days? When you dream, What do you dream about? Song They Mention: A direct reference to "Runaway" by Del Shannon
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
| "Grade 9"
The Song Lyrics: My father said I had to be home by 11. Oh man, I'm gonna miss 'Stairway to Heaven'!
Song They Mention: 'Stairway to Heaven' by Led Zeppelin
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"Enid"
Opening Lines: Enid, we never really knew each other anyway.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Jane"
Opening Lines: The girl works at the store, sweet Jane St. Clair.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Wrap Your Arms Around Me"
The Lyrics: I put my hands around your neck, you wrap your arms around me.
Why: It seems that he going to choke someone if their hands are by their neck.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"One Week"
The Lyrics: Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
Why: Birchmount Stadium is in Ontario
Submitted by: Alex
| "Sell, Sell, Sell"
The Lyrics: We find a foreigner to hate, The new Iraq gets more irate.
Why: Iraq.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"One Week"
The Lyrics: Watching X-Files with no lights on,
we're dans la maison. Why: Dans la maison is French for "in the house".
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Pinch Me"
The Lyrics: It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone,
then ya try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya try to see the world beyond your front door. Why: It's an upbeat song about chronic depression.
Submitted by: Jim
| "The New Sad"
The Lyrics: Everybody knows that happy is the new sad, So I'm gonna imitate my old dad and never smile again.
Why: This song is entirely about dying and getting older. The cheerful guitar and bird chirps make it feel good, but It's not a feel-good song.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"Big Bang Theory Theme"
The Lyrics: It all started with the big bang BANG!
Why: Bang is the sound of the big bang.. well... banging! it's onomatopoeia!
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
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"One Week"
The Lyrics: Chickity China The Chinese Chicken
Why: It has alliteration of the letter C
Submitted by: coolrick92
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"One Week"
The Lyrics: Watching X-Files with no lights on
Why: The X-Files with Gillian Anderson and David Ducovny
Submitted by: Celeste
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