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I'd buy you a green dress,
but not a real green dress,
Why is a green dress cruel? Is he insinuating that she does not look good in green? And why a fake dress?
Submitted by: Bev
I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
The big joke is that the guy's name is Art Garfunkel! I laughed my head off when I figured it out!
Submitted by: Sandra
Gotta get in tune with sailor moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
Yuck!!! dude, it's a cartoon... sounds like this guy has some weird fetish.
Submitted by: Mindy
I'm like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
What can they be suggesting about the lovely LeAnn? I notice she hasn't sued them for namedropping, so whatever it is it must be true.
Submitted by: Jeremy
Like Kurisawa I make mad films
'Kay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samuri
He says he makes mad films... okay maybe not. But he envisions his masterpieces involving Japanese warriors, probably with cheesy action scenes too. Just picturing the movie makes me laugh.
Submitted by: Alex
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