Fun Music Information -> Bif Naked

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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Beth Torbert. Submitted by: newsound

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"I'm Afraid Of Britney Spears""I'm Afraid Of Bin Laden"Vostok Hazard
"Tango Shoes""Mango Booze"Tifanie J. Lamiel

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Tango ShoesDance Schoolerica

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
TwitchTourrette's Syndrome Helplineerica

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
A Moment Like This
   Kelly Clarkson
Moment of Weakness
   Bif Naked
A Moment Of Weakness Like This
Anne
Spaceman
   Bif Naked
Space Oddity
   David Bowie
Spaceman's Space Oddity
In space, no one can hear you scream...
Prototype

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Naked Xzibit
Xzibit combined with Bif Naked
Submitted By: soul ii
Bif Barenaked Ladies
Bif Naked combined with Barenaked Ladies
Or Barenaked Bif Ladies...or Bifnaked Ladies!
Submitted By: Nude Yogi Bear

Misheard Lyrics:

"Let Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't get my mother off my back
She blow a fart and drive me crazy.
Original Lyrics:
Can't get my mother off my back
She don't have far to go to drive me crazy.
"I Love Myself Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I sound like a philosopher
But I'm a fool 'cause I'm a rocker.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I sound like a philosopher
But I'm a fool who's off her rocker.
"I Love Myself Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a chatroom full of lovers, I'm a lion.
Original Lyrics:
With a chatroom full of lovers on the line.
"Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know we are we are the plucky ones.
Original Lyrics:
Now I know we are we are the lucky ones.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"I Love Myself Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a chatroom full of lovers, I'm a lion.
Original Lyrics:
With a chatroom full of lovers on the line.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Yelena E.

Oddly enough, I was introduced to this song by a friend who met his lover in a chatroom. No lions were involved, sorry to say.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"I Love Myself Today"
Better Lyrics:
He's gonna make the play Comrade Alexei
He shoots, he scores! He's on the breakaway
Original Lyrics:
I love myself today Not like yesterday
I'm cool, I'm calm I'm gonna be OK
Submitted by: RazorBlade !6

Song Title Space Change:

"Vamp Ire" originally "Vampire"
Ire of a vamp could be as bad as a vampire!
Submitted by: Halloweena Jolie

Song Title Anagrams:

"Ma Viper" originally "Vampire"
Submitted by: Halloweena Jolie

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Playboy Magazine
Submitted by: Nude Yogi Bear
Skin Care Products
When you're naked, you show skin.
Submitted by: Run
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I Bificus at Amazon.com
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Purge at Amazon.com
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Bif Naked at Amazon.com
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Okenspay Ordway at Amazon.com
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Superbeautifulmonster at Amazon.com
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Purge at Amazon.com
 
 
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