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Song Parodies -> "Digging For Moles ( Scared Mole Story )"

Original Song Title:

"Down In A Hole"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Digging For Moles ( Scared Mole Story )"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

My dads dog does this all the time. This is from the perspective of the mole who fears " Sam" a.k.a Mole Killer.........
Burrowing madly in this soil
I dig to get away from you
Sam claws down 'cause he smells me
Holding my movements in turmoil.....he toils

Digging a hole and I don't know
if I will be safe
Beating heart I excavate earth
my best way
I dig underground thats what
us moles are supposed to do
Looks for me now I'm a mole
with everything to lose

Digging a hole, I'm just a mole
Digging for moles, Sam's lost control
I'd like to hide
But Sam the dog won't be denied

Digging a hole and they've put all
the bones in Sams face
He's eaten one mole so his tongue
Has now learned of the taste
I am not guilty
Just that I'm Sams favorite treat
I will dig some more
in my earthy retreat

Digging a hole, I'm just a mole
Digging for moles, Sam's lost control
I'd like to hide
But Sam the dog won't be denied

Burrow faster in this soil
( Oh, I want to run and hide from you )
I don't want to be doggy food
( Oh, I want to run and hide from you )
Sam claws down and he don't quit
( Oh, I want to run and hide from you )
Oh, I want to run and hide

Digging a hole, I'm just a mole
Digging for moles, Sam's lost control
Digging a hole, I'm just a mole
Digging for moles, come back for more

I'd like to hide
But that damned dog won't be denied

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   1
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 4   1
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 5   9
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MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Strange... but funny...
Red Ant - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Hard to take a very depressing song ( well, most AIC songs are depressing, but this one especially so ) and try to make it funny.
Scrawny Johnny - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent! I can just imagine a Layne Staley mole excavating his way from a mole-hunting dog.
Red Ant - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks SJ. A Layne Staley mole?
Dominic L. - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
5's. Pacing was great, rhyming was good with the OS. I got lost, but that's only because I haven't heard this song before now. It reminds me of Pink Floyd for some reason... Anyway, I think that it was actually kind of funny, for the what should be boring subject. Who thought digging holes would make a good parody?
Red Ant - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dominic, it is a little hard to follow if you aren't familiar with TOS. Yeah, digging holes is boring unless you think like a mole might and have a large canine trying to eat you. Having a mole sing this is one of the more bizarre concepts I've come up with.
Stephen Harrington - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, good, with a strange touch to it, and cute too.
Red Ant - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Belated thanks Step-chan.
Adagio - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I missed thed this first time around and it flows so smoothly, too. Yes, hard to make a hole in the ground story interestin, but you did, 5's
Red Ant - July 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat.

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