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Song Parodies -> "Just A Little Freak, Nympho Streak"

Original Song Title:

"Bittersweet Symphony"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Verve

Parody Song Title:

"Just A Little Freak, Nympho Streak"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

DKTOS? Check out the second listed MP3 here.
[intro]

It's just a little freak,
Nympho streak,
Oh my-hi

Ev'ry day of week,
She will slave for her honey,
Any ti-ime

She'll take it down - your bonely load..,
She really gets down..

She is the one that takes you to the places,
Where all your veins throb, yeah!

So strange and deranged but don't change,
Please don't change!
And I'm hearin' her moan
As she's nearin' my pole
She is a dozen different flavors,
From one lay to the next,
Love so strange, I'm told
Oh oh, oh oh oh...!


She forever plays,
And tonight she's on her knees, yeah!

It's really quite profound,
What's required to please this fe-male!

I'm losin' track of the time,
While she blows my mind,
Could I sleep, now?

But her appetite's mean,
Still vigorously clinging,
To me, wow!

So strange and deranged but don't change,
Please don't change!
She's unleashin' her moans
And releasin' hormones
She is a dozen different flavors,
From one lay to the next,
Everyday, wants more
Oh oh, oh oh oh...!
(please don't change)
(please don't change)

Still just a little freak,
Nympho streak,
Oh my-hi!

Ev'ry day of week,
Has a taste for honey,
Any ti-ime!

She'll take it down - your bonely load..,
She really gets down..

She is the one that puts you through the paces,
Where everything's sweet, yeah!

You know it's so strange and deranged but don't change,
Please don't change!
Still I'm hearin' her moan
It appears she wants more!
She is a dozen different flavors,
From one lay to the next,
Please don't change, no no
Oh oh, oh oh oh...!

[repeat all that follows in variations 'til fade]

Please don't change my girl
No no no no no
Please don't change
No no no no no
She can't change
Can't change her hormones
No no no

She'll take you down the greatest road you've ever been down
copyright 2005+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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alvin rhodes - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
love it..5s
Larry - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
This was a funny one, 5's
Red Ant - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin and Larry. BTW, the link for the Mp3 has changed in the search since yesterday and is no longer the second one listed, and, inconveniently, is temporarily down right now. : (
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
LTOTFTIHIHIBTT (Loved The Original The First Time I Heard It, Hated It By The Tenth). And that abbreviation has as much chance of becoming household as you have of getting this parody through uncensored... wait... you did. :-)
Red Ant - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter. I did change a few lines before submission, though nothing major. As for TOS, I have to agree. Perhaps the reason is because the whole song is built upon a (stolen) Stones violin sample.
Jack Wilson - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL this is awesome, 555!
Agrimorfee - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4) I liked going down that road, although it's a bit repetitive.
Guy - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4-J) Nymph-defying - I knew someone like this way back when in my wild oats sowing days. Yeah.. Uh huh - yeah... Ah where was I? Oh yeah - Good write.
Matthias - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
The original song rocks! The best use of violin ever!!! Anyways... This parody was hot, and while I'm getting tired of the cliched sex parodies by you, this was an unusual song which I only seen 2 other people parody (Agrimorfee and Spaff).
bobpiecheese - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4-J) Erm, I don't know what to say. Not that big on sex-related parodies. Nicely paced, anyway.
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very funny and awesome OS. Maybe a hint of overkill, but the double-entendres were great and it paced beautifully. Not to mention, you know I appreciate a parody from this perspective:)
Invisible Boy - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC-J) Points for the unusual song choice. Well done. I notice you don't have any comments from females ;-)

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