-> "Block The Spammer"
Original Song Title:
"Cock The Hammer" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Block The Spammer"
I'm a forum mod, lookin' at my forum
See all the posts, most show class and decorum
But then a new topic's started:
"Buy Cheap Viagra!" - is this dude retarded?
So, now the ad has a home
I've seen it sown and know hit counts grow
"Prick in need?": I have a good bone
He jus'-effed-up, and is about to get shown
to the door, Owned! - with a little note from a 'friend'
Saying "Up Yours! With the drugs and IP you rode in!"
I just made 'em faceless and nameless
Same as the last one, when I shoved his ad up his anus
Hear me now? (can you hear me now?)
An overtime mission, quite a time to prowl
I'm coming up at ya
Bypassed the captcha?
Buried your post
I blocked the spammer!
Blocked the spammer, was time for action
Blocked the spammer!
Blocked the spammer, that's my reaction
*grumbling from spammer*
"Get Free Sex!" ads, heck, that is a "hole" new realm
Don't click that, or you'll say "What's a GILF?"
All this porno crap appearin'
Stuff that I'm clearin'
Junk advertised: disappearin'
The man is grounded
One more account done:
In the "lost, not found" bin!
As an admin
Whole lotta battin'
With a perfect av'rage!
You're a small fish for my scalin'
If ya post sh*t it's your hide I'm nailin'
Your ads are stale and
You FAIL and
Oh, lookie here, look another fake email - HAD.
Yes, YOU need more sex and enlargement
I can't help in that department!
Want to 'be more'? - here's your recourse:
If you need to be a 'man' - buy a cheap wh***
Lyin' on a mattress, cryin' 'bout your flatness
And sad is the fact that you're spammin' more madness
Hmmm, what you posting now, punk? Gimme room...
...as I lower the boom
Block the spammers,
Wield my BanHammers™
Ever see a "thwock" so sick that blood spatters?
Blocked the spammer!
Stopped the spammer, was time for action
Knocked the spammer!
Mock the spammer, that's my reaction
Block the spammer....
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