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Song Parodies -> "Dead Brainy ( The Most Screwed Up Kid In The World"

Original Song Title:

"My Name Is..Slim Shady"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Dead Brainy ( The Most Screwed Up Kid In The World"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

This is a 95% true story about me and my once best friend. About 90% of it is him and the other 5% me. He is probably the most screwed up kid I ever met but it wasn't really his fault..well, except for putting his mothers douche in the poodles water bowl to try to kill it. He suffered from every abuse I know except sexual. By the way CS stands for Child Services and a K-hole is from doing too much ketamine( animal tranquilizer). I haven't seen this guy in 10 years+, probably not alive anymore. Just in case you are wondering what happened to our friendship, he screwed my mother on a $130 long distance phone call he made to some girl he met while staying at our house ( I was asleep).Moral of this story: If you are screwed up parents you might have (VERY) screwed up kids.
Hi, my name is ?
My name is ?
My name is Dead Brainy (repeat)

Hi kids, like Ritalin?
Told the doc' you had ADD but were lyin'?
Don't follow me and do like I did
Try-cyclics made me so lifeless

My brain's dead weight
In a sorry ass state
But I'm trying to figure out
Which SSRI I need to intake
And the doctor said "Dead Brainy you're a lost cause"
"Why?" "Same reason your mother gave you-"Because"

Well, since age twelve, I went through latch key hell
Was an only child and had the place to myself
Got pissed off when the AC tripped the circuit breaker off
And ruined a 19 under in one round of Hal's Hole in One Golf
I've never smoked any grass
Are you kidding my ass?
Even bought some in school while in class
Come here mom, "Son I dont have time to.."
I don't care I call CS and then they'll fine you
(repeat chorus)

People said I wouldn't see 25
Thanks alot, I'll try to plan a timely suicide
It's my life, I'll do what I want, that you can't stop
And if it means death I'll take it in stride

Walked into a strip mall
Had my jacket zipped up
Stole all that I could
No skill it's just luck
seventh dimensional-while in a K-hole
While the police are saying to me "You're going to jail"

99% of my life I was lied to
Just learned my stepfather wasn't the right dude
I told my parents I'd grow up and be somebody
But they always put me down and made me a nobody

If you grow up to be a man, leave the family clan
And if you can't keep a job join up with Uncle Sam
This officer in the station asked for my fingerprint
So I said to him "How about these two middle ones-hint"
(repeat chorus)

DOCTORS! STOP THE MEDS! This kid doesnt have ADD, he's special ed
Unstable emotionally, but unable to cry
He doesn't have feeling or any pride
Am I coming or going, I cannot decide
Doctor changed his mind on the meds, now I'm high as a kite
All my life I was very deprived
Step-dad beat me I barely survived

My teeth stained from cigarette smoke
14 year olds buyin'?-ID checking's a joke
When I was younger I use to throw fits
That's when dad belted me with hits

I lay awake in a cell, stoned as hell, wondering if they'll let me out if I yell, then my mom posts bail
And by the way, if you see my face
It'll be in the top 10 of that FBI place
(repeat chorus)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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 3   1
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 4   3
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 5   2
 4
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Red Ant - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, thought I'd get murdered on this one, but thanks for the high votes.
Red Ant - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
BTW, I never called him this EVER, even after I had to lock up my musical equipment after he threatened to steal it. My math skills are very good, but I failed on this by more than a rounding error. Its about 80% true, 60% him, 20% me and 20% bullshit/speculation/rumors/ and artistic license.
Dominic L. - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Your math skills are showed off very well in the last comment... I rated 5, 5, 5 because of the good rhymes which are also funny. i also have a best friend who isn't (as) crazy, but he does like setting fire to things and the such
Red Ant - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dominic L. This kid never set anything on fire but did get flamed constantly.

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