-> "Dead Brainy ( The Most Screwed Up Kid In The World"
Original Song Title:
"My Name Is..Slim Shady" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dead Brainy ( The Most Screwed Up Kid In The World"
Hi, my name is ?
My name is ?
My name is Dead Brainy (repeat)
Hi kids, like Ritalin?
Told the doc' you had ADD but were lyin'?
Don't follow me and do like I did
Try-cyclics made me so lifeless
My brain's dead weight
In a sorry ass state
But I'm trying to figure out
Which SSRI I need to intake
And the doctor said "Dead Brainy you're a lost cause"
"Why?" "Same reason your mother gave you-"Because"
Well, since age twelve, I went through latch key hell
Was an only child and had the place to myself
Got pissed off when the AC tripped the circuit breaker off
And ruined a 19 under in one round of Hal's Hole in One Golf
I've never smoked any grass
Are you kidding my ass?
Even bought some in school while in class
Come here mom, "Son I dont have time to.."
I don't care I call CS and then they'll fine you
People said I wouldn't see 25
Thanks alot, I'll try to plan a timely suicide
It's my life, I'll do what I want, that you can't stop
And if it means death I'll take it in stride
Walked into a strip mall
Had my jacket zipped up
Stole all that I could
No skill it's just luck
seventh dimensional-while in a K-hole
While the police are saying to me "You're going to jail"
99% of my life I was lied to
Just learned my stepfather wasn't the right dude
I told my parents I'd grow up and be somebody
But they always put me down and made me a nobody
If you grow up to be a man, leave the family clan
And if you can't keep a job join up with Uncle Sam
This officer in the station asked for my fingerprint
So I said to him "How about these two middle ones-hint"
DOCTORS! STOP THE MEDS! This kid doesnt have ADD, he's special ed
Unstable emotionally, but unable to cry
He doesn't have feeling or any pride
Am I coming or going, I cannot decide
Doctor changed his mind on the meds, now I'm high as a kite
All my life I was very deprived
Step-dad beat me I barely survived
My teeth stained from cigarette smoke
14 year olds buyin'?-ID checking's a joke
When I was younger I use to throw fits
That's when dad belted me with hits
I lay awake in a cell, stoned as hell, wondering if they'll let me out if I yell, then my mom posts bail
And by the way, if you see my face
It'll be in the top 10 of that FBI place
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