Song Parodies -> Not Mine! ( dumb criminal story )

Original Song Title:	"Outshined"
Original Performer:	Soundgarden

Parody Song Title:	"Not Mine! ( dumb criminal story )"
Parody Written by:	Red Ant

If you have ever seen Law and Order, CSI, NYPD Blue, Worlds Wildest Police Videos/Chases, or read the news you know that criminals do the dumbest things to avoid ( usually ) a relatively light charge and get into a heap of trouble ( and then think they will get out of it somehow ). This is for them.

I got up feeling beat down
I got caught being sold out
I kept the crimes a coming
But the runnings getting old now, oh no

Just made a little error
Things aren't looking so good
I'm leaving California
Fleeing non-extradition, country

I got to go, won't get crucified
I got to go, won't get crucified

Show me the warrant sir
I'd like to read
Seems I'm down on my luck today
Yeah, you have shown me felonies
Take me away
I'll be back on the street someday

Hey I'm saying, I'm saying
Not Mine! No Rights! No Time! False crime!

Noooh,mmmmm, whatthehell?

Someone let the cops out
They'll find out where the crime is
My a$$ is always puckered
When the cops are searchin', for me
I'm feeling that it's over
Every plot I'm thinking
It can't get any worse now
But I know I'm sinking..................

I got to go, won't get crucified
I got to go, won't get crucified

Show me the warrant sir
I'd like to read
Seems I'm down on my luck today
Yeah, you've shown me the felonies
Take me away
I'll be back on the street again

I'm saying, I'm saying
Not Mine! No Rights! No Time! False Crime!

ooooooh, oooh no, mmmm

Not Mine! Not! Not! oooh

I got to go, won't get crucified

Show my the warrant sir
I'd like to read
Seems I'm down on my luck today
You've shown me the felonies
Take me away
I'll be back on the street someday

Yeah I'm saying, I'm saying

Show me the warrant sir
I'd like to read
Seems I'm down on my luck today
You've shown me the felonies
Take me away
I'll be back on the street someday

I'm saying, I'm saying
Not Mine! No Rights! No Time! False Crime!

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MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment

This is one of my favorite Soundgarden songs, and this parody is pretty funny too...

Red Ant - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks MrMac. BTW, unless someone got the decade wrong, this is the first submission of "Outshined". :)

Scrawny Johnny - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Even though I've heard this song, I can't remember anything but the catchy chorus. Well, I'll go back and listen to it and then vote.

Scrawny Johnny - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Just heard the song on the radio and it reminded me of this parody, so there are your votes. Enjoy!!

Red Ant - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment

You mean alternative still gets airplay? I need to move to Texas or start my own radio station. Thanks SJ.

Scrawny Johnny - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Something told me to come back to this parody and I see your comment. The station I listen to down here in Dallas is called 93.3 THE BONE, a station that is NOT corporate-owned. So they play whatever the hell they want to play. Classic and new rock during the day, 3 hours of request at night, and let's not forget Mandatory Metal at 10. Saturday nights 9-12: Metal-shop; anything that's metal will be heard in here (including AIC). Sunday nights 9-12: Sunday Night Live; nothing but live tracks (and even bootlegs). I know I'm going on and on, but when our corporate-owned New Rock./Metal station (97.1 the Eagle) was, after 10 years of airplay, suddenly and unexpectingly cut, and oldies took over, I made the switch to this spectacular station that shows no holds barred. If you wanna hear it, they play it! I'm definitely one of their faithful followers. You can listen to it online if you want; you just might be surprised at what you'll hear!

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Song Parodies -> Not Mine! ( dumb criminal story )

"Outshined"

Soundgarden

"Not Mine! ( dumb criminal story )"

Red Ant

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