-> "Don't Sing It !"
Original Song Title:
"Black Velvet"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Sing It !"
The Lyrics
[short intro]
Uh ...
Misses Redneck... puts a quarter in the juke box
Same selection... as she chose last Friday night
Drunk 'n dancin'... (well more like she was stumblin')
Well I can tell ya... it wasn't a pretty sight...
She cannot sing, so out of tune.., ramble-ing
This was not a first, and it gets so much worse..
Don't sing it!,
Not a country girl's style!
Don't sing it!,
Leave it to Misses Myles!
It's quite disgracing..,
To hear someone so off-key
Don't sing it,
Shut up please!...
They don't listen.. and play it twice an hour*
Black Velvet's.. bound to drive you mad
Karaoke's... not the strength of this drunk cow girl
Simon Cowell is a man I understand!..
A slaughtered tune, time and again, in the saloon
The worst thing I've heard, words came out badly slurred!
[this chorus is what they sounded like]
Black helmet,
And that sh*tty boy's mine!
Black Elvis,
In that stormed weather sky!
And you were reachin',
That'll bring her to her needs
Blah-blah-it,
Ye-ee-esh!
Many girls... can sing along.. oh but damn! - this tune...
It got trashed... all night long.., it happened - it's true
Eardrums were screwed!
[solo, the best part of the song b/c
there are no lyrics to mutilate!]
Don't sing it!,
Not a country girl's style!
Don't sing it!,
Leave it to Misses Myles!
It's quite disgracing..,
To hear someone so off-key
Don't sing it,
Shut up please!...
Don't sing it!,
Not a country girl's style!
Don't sing it!,
Leave it to Misses Myles!
It's quite disgracing..,
To hear someone so off-key
Don't sing it:
Shut up please!...
Would you please!
Pretty please...?!
Our ears bleed...!
[outro]
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