He's taken shots just like ... La-crosse
Nifong's disbarred and the - bar won
Nifong's disbarred and the - bar won

He needed clout 'cause he ... had none
Three students charged and he - marched on
Wrongfully charged still he - marched on

The trial?: he thought he had it in the bag
It lasted many months
But that all ended with a "penal" snag
Nifong was caught and the - charge dropped*
Nifong was caught and the - charge dropped

[Instrumental break, where Mike Dipsh** carefully considers
his next move in what's left of his life, and a career sh**canned
by lying for political gain weighs heavily on his mind. He decides
he should finally and "personally" interview Crystal Gail Mangum
for the 'truth', and to see if he missed any pertinent information...]

Likes scroggin' hookers with their . . . sex fun
Nifong at dark: there's a - prowl on
Nifong in parks, there's a - prowl on

He offers twenty to Miss ... Mangum
Out comes his prong, hopes she'll - gland gum
(But it's so small, he's no - Magnum)

She ran a-screaming "Mike's tryin' to rape!"
And in the trial he's shunned
But he lost the case and now 'Fong's jail bait
Behind the bars, has a tossed bum
Nifong is raw and the law won!