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Song Parodies -> "Wild Nights Of Ours, History"

Original Song Title:

"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Wild Nights Of Ours, History"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Sometimes I write about things that are in no way about me. Such is the case here.

I took, a pill small, for some love, it was needed
Won't quite get hard - have ED
I took, sev'ral more, more than three... dose exceeded
Still quite not hard - have ED..

And there's no rise...
No manly pole groove
I can't unfold.. my love

Need action now...
Help for the old screw
'Took drugs they sold.... you'

I look, at my girl, my wife's so... disappointed
Wild nights of ours - history
Too much, did I take, to ensure... that he's pointed?
Still might get hard - wait and see

[solo, meanwhile things change]

I see him wow!...,
Bulge I've detected
Came unexpected (eww!)

Woes over now...
I'm not dejected
I'll stand corrected soon...

We shook, all night long, sun comes up, I'm not sleeping
Still mighty hard - agony!

(and) I place a call

To nine one one - urgently!.......

[fade out with lots of moaning]
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Agrimorfee - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
jOHNNY D? :) . Not bad.
John Barry - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
He's hung like a horse but has remorse/Because he's unable to trim the gorse/He needs a course of pills that give force to his failed mast, Mr. ED. 5s
alvin rhodes - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
careful what ya wish
Michael Pacholek - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I've heard of Ants in your pants, but this is ridiculous! Which is, sort of, the point, isn't it? Five cc. of saltpeter.
AFW - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
This was not hard to understand....which is always a good rule for a parody...very well done..fives
Stephen Harrington - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
555, I love it!
Red Ant - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee, John, Alvin, Michael, AFW, Stephen and the FA voter.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
We recently had a patient at my clinic, 80-85 years old, who has a "problem" after a prostate operation, he's getting an involuntary hardon that lasts for up to 3 hours, and he can't get it down. Now here's the thing, the operation took place more than 20 years ago but his wife haven't wanted him to complain about this side effect until now!
Red Ant - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter, and I thank you immensely for sharing that story. I hate to ask: How did your staff treat his staff?!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant: We're an emergency unit, and this was secondary to what he came for in the first place, so he was reffered to a specialist - and by that I do not mean a brothel! :-)

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