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Song Parodies -> "Please Yourself"

Original Song Title:

"Be Yourself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Audioslave

Parody Song Title:

"Please Yourself"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

[intro]

Someone grabbed some lotion,
Worked it 'til.. they moaned,
Someone's thrilled today
Sinning in defiance
Of what the Holy say

Someone is excited,
By a Maxim mag,
Tossin' all away
Another watched a movie,
A big grin crossed his face...

Yeah!, and to please yourself is all that you can do..
Yea-ah!, to please yourself is all that you can do...
oh-woah-oh....

A little masochistic, is this here one
She really likes the pain
Shy ones try to hide themselves,
But in time they come and play

Someone's found a new love,
He's gonna let it ride
Another doll inflates
No matter what they call it
Pleasure's here to stay...

And to please yourself is all that you can do..
(all that some will do..), yeah-ah
To please yourself is all that you can do..
(all that some will do..), oh
To please yourself is all that you can do..
(all that some will do..), yeah-ah-ah
To please yourself is all that you can do.......

[solo, major wah-wah effect]

Some never think they've had enough
Still going strong, and won't give up...
A very vivid memory runs,
With rapid hands, Rosy's your love...
Won't get any sleep tonight
Won't let anyone in this is your time..
Some can never choose...,

But to please yourself is all that you can do...
Yeah
To please yourself is all that you can do...
OH!....

To please yourself is all that you can do..
(all that some will do..), yeah-ah..
To please yourself is all that you can do..
(all that some will do..), oh-woah....
To please yourself is all that you can,
Please yourself is all that you can
Please yourself is all that you can do......
copyright 2005+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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alvin rhodes - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
pleasing
Red Ant - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin and the anonymous voter.
Rick C - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, sorry, Red Ant but, an interesting read.
anderson'parody man'araujo - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
hey RedANt sorry I didn't leave a comment before, (I was the anonymous voter) but when I was typing it my pc crashed, so I couldn't, anyways I very wel done parody I really enjoyed it.
Red Ant - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick and "parody man".
Joel Martinez - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
How fun! a little gross sounding, but still fun!555
Red Ant - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Joel.
MrMacphisto - November 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thought I'd see what Audioslave stuff was already done... great job on this one... lol
Matthias - May 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Red Ant your perverted comedy is fantastic. Where would we be without it? In a much safer and G-rated place for sure.
Abbott Skelding - May 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Great OS and simple title switch. A lot of great lines in here for this risqué number. The only take away for me is that you could have changed up the "is all that you can do" lines...other than that, great 'job'! haha
Agimorfee - May 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Dude, I gotta hand it you...uh, never mind. More of a statement than a funny parody-- more chorus variations would have benefited.
Max Power - May 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Private time required.
bobpiecheese - May 29, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) I too second the opinion that mixing up the "all that you can do" parts would've really improved the parody, but as is it's still hilarious, without being too wanky ;) 555!
brightCAP - May 31, 2013 - Report this comment
I like when the subject of a parody contrasts the original song's tone. That's definitely the case here! My favorite line, "Tossin' all away"
Blaydeman - May 31, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) The title switch alone made me laugh. Throughout I found myself smiling a lot, but not outright laughing. It was funny, but could have benefitted from changing up the choruses a bit. Good stuff though, and I'm not yanking your chain either.

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