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Song Parodies -> "St. Anger Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"St. Anger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"St. Anger Sucks"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

DKTOS? MIDI here and Lyrics here, reply #1. This one needs some explanation; title tracks from albums such as this should be the best, or at least not suck. A 7 minute long song should take slightly longer than 10 minutes to parody. More copy/paste music which is a dominant theme on this CD thus far.
[55 second intro]

Saint Anger's really dreck
Saint Anger's total dreck
Forever lost respect
Saint Anger is a wreck

(They're sellin' out, they're sellin' out)
Saint Anger's really dreck
(They're sellin' out, they're sellin' out)
Forever lost respect
(They're sellin' out, they're sellin' out)
Saint Anger's total dreck
(They're sellin' out, they're sellin' out)
Forever lost respect


Sucky lyrics that's a bet
It's no delight but a regret
I made a choice to spend my cash
To let my cash go free
Sucky lyrics, sucky crap drum set
It's no delight but a regret
Put down your cash, this CD's trash
Saint Anger is a wreck

I see your mis-take
Tried copy/paste
(Not) hard to see why
Your fanbase, running dry

Bad and St. Anger is crude
It's bad and St. Anger is crude
It's bad and St. Anger is crude
It's bad and St. Anger is crude

[break where Lars is having a seizure on the drums]

Saint Anger's really dreck
Saint Anger's total dreck
Forever lost respect
Saint Anger is a wreck

(They're sellin' out, they're sellin' out)
Saint Anger's really dreck
(They're sellin' out, they're sellin' out)
Forever lost respect
(They're sellin' out, they're sellin' out)
Saint Anger's total dreck
(They're sellin' out, they're sellin' out)
Forever lost respect

Ooh
Sucky lyrics that's a bet
It's no delight but a regret
I made a choice to spend my cash
To let my cash go free
Sucky lyrics, sucky crap drum set
It's no delight but a regret
Put down your cash, this CD's trash
Saint Anger is a wreck

I see your mis-take
Tried copy/paste
(Not) hard to see why
Your fanbase, running dry

Bad and St. Anger is crude
It's bad and St. Anger is crude
It's bad and St. Anger is crude
It's bad and St. Anger is crude

[break]

What I want, Saint Anger to have solos
'cause this blows, Saint Anger should be free
What I got, Saint Anger's cookie-cutter
Yeah, what I want, Saint Anger refund please

And you need, to set your anger free?
Well I need, to get a refund please
And I need, to get a refund please
Yes I need, to get a refund please
Refund me!..

[break, Lars having a seizure again]

Sucky lyrics that's a bet
It's no delight but a regret
I made a choice to spend my cash
To let my cash go free
Sucky lyrics, sucky crap drum set
It's no delight but a regret
Put down your cash, this CD's trash
Saint Anger is a wreck

I see your mis-take
Tried copy/paste
(Not) hard to see why
Your fanbase, running dry

Bad and St. Anger is crude
It's bad and St. Anger is crude
It's bad and St. Anger is crude
It's bad and St. Anger is crude
Bad and St. Anger is crude
It's bad and St. Anger is crude
It's bad and St. Anger is crude
It's bad and St. Anger is crude
copyright 2005+ Red Ant Part 2 of my "St. Anguish" CD.

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Pacing: 4.4
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Total Votes: 8

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anderson"parodyman"araujo - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
so fuuny!! and also DAmn right.
Rick C - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, DKTOS.
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't know the original song either, until I actually downloaded it off a site. Metallica needs to rethink their music, BADLY! 555, Red Ant, especially for making a parody to such a mediocre song, you lyrics are definetly way better.
stuart mcarthur - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Red Ant, but I pick up your point, and your parody kinda suggests the OS in its fullness to me anyhow - 555
Red Ant - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks "parody man", Rick, Step-chan and Stu.
Peter Andersson - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I pretty sure that when this full CD project is over you'll never ever never gonna listen to that CD again.
Scrawny Johnny - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
That was funny (especially Lars having a seizure - he always makes faces like he is having a seizure). "St. Anguish" huh? How bout a parody of that?
Red Ant - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter and SJ. I think you are right Peter, at least the bonus DVD will make a matching coaster.
Yet Another Dutchman - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Same story, Metallica repeats themselves over in this song three times again, and your pacing is superb. I was missing soloes as well. I first thought this song was ABOUT San Quentin prison, but when I look up its meaning, all that comes up is "the positive use of anger," and "the destructive effects of alcohol abuse." Can be inspiring topics for a song, but repeating yourselves three times over is never good. Hey, did I mention they're practically repeating themselves three times over?
Red Ant - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks again YAD, I think you're understanding now why so many parodies from this album were the same theme. About San Quentin, I think in the movie Some Kind of Monster they played there; kind of inspiring and pathetic at the same time IMO. As Scrawnny Johnny said elsewhere, Metallica turned 10 lines of lyrics into a 7+ minute long song.
Will - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Your parody sucks. You suck. Metallica sold out long ago, there not going pop, and there fan base is strong. Your opinons are your own, but what is it people are looking for in new Metallica? Old Metallica! Well you don't know Metallica. Every album is and has been different because that what good bands do, change it up. Other wise it would be copy and paste like your crapfest of a parody says.
Red Ant - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Will, aside from the fact that Metallica sold out a long time ago you are wrong on everything else.
Crazy Gary - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
yea everyone knows metallica slipped sold out yea people say it i mean till it sleeps seemed to be the only good song on load and then they sat on the toilet for quite a few loads
Teutonic Thrasher - August 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Metallica FINALLY put out a good album again about 2 years ago. It's pretty dark and gloomy but it's pure thrash, plain and simple. I agree that St. Anger should go to a recycling bin. It has horrible engineering/production/sound and the lyrical verses get repeated WAY too many times. The lyrics also could've written by 10-year-olds but then isn't St. Anger a product of its time? There were alot of STOOPID events going on (Iraq War, anyone?) and a lot of horrible music even worse than St. Anger. IMHO I think Metallica's worst album is Garage, Inc. A bunch of wretched covers, some quite disgusting and even the Motorhead covers don't measure up to the originals. Garage, Inc. is TWO disks of embarrassing leftover trash but your parody ain't. Kudos!

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