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Song Parodies -> "Say Hello To My Little Friend"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up When September Ends"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Say Hello To My Little Friend"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Don't take this literally; sometimes a parody is just a parody.
Burg'lars try to trespass
The ignorant will never last
Say hello, to my little friend

Like to gamble? take your chance
Shotgun shells will make you dance
Say hello, to my little friend

Here comes a crook again
try'na take my car
look out my patience thin
I'm coming very hard

As my enemy rests
He'll always regret what I brought
Say hello, to my little friend

Someone is dumb but fast
But can't outrun a shotgun blast
Say hello, to my little friend

Bring out the shells again
Listen man you just can't win
Say hello, to my little friend

Welcome your arrogance
Coming to a stop
Losing your innocence
And now you're in a box

As my enemy rests
He'll always regret what I brought
Say hello, to my little friend

Someone was caught at last
The ignorant are falling fast
Say hello, to my little friend

Al Pacino said it best
Mess with me you'll hear it last
Say hello, to my little friend
Say hello, to my little friend
Say hello, to my little friend
copyright 2005+ Red Ant

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 22

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AFW - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Red...a way we all feel sometimes, I guess...good mood portrayal...voted fives
Kristof Robertson - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Nicely done, Antman...a controversial topic parodied without apology. 555
Rick C - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Right on target. 555
alvin rhodes - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
high caliber...say hello to some fives
Billy Boyd - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent. Best one today IMO. Great job, Ant....all 5's.
Red Ant - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, Kristof, Rick C, Alvin and Billy Boyd.
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Just came in not too long ago. 5s on this one, it's better than the original song(not that the original is bad). Very funny(in that dark kinda way).
Michael Pacholek - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice one. You're a real pistol. Maybe we can do a "Two-fer Tuesday" with this one: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles492.shtml
Adagio - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one! I DKTOS, but voted anyway because I know your pacing. 5's
Paul Robinson - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I liked the read, Red...looks like you are out o f that 'slump' you thought you were in...hmm...maybe I'll go along with Adagio and trust your pacing here...OK...5-5-5 ~ ~ ~
Peter Andersson - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one Red Ant, or should I call you by your real name... Charlon Heston? :-)
Yet Another Dutchman - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
My favourite lines were these: "I'm coming very hard/as my enemy rests/he'll always regret what I brought/say hello, to my little friend." Especially for the "I'm coming very hard"-bit, but I guess you didn't mean it like that ;-)
carol - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
top notch job 555
Red Ant - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks Step-chan, Michael P, Adagio, Paul R, Peter A (that is spelt Charlton Heston, but you may call me my real name; if you read carefully "The Author" parody you'll know it), Yet Another Dutchman ( I guess that would be a double-barreled entendre, though it was accidental-I was holding it and it just went off) and Carol. I see I got hit by a blast of Triple 1 cheap shot here, dust mites pack more punch.
Offender - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
"Little" friend? Must have been a sawed-off shotgun! You make me think of those "Tracer Bullet" noir novel satires in Calvin and Hobbes: "I introduced the dame to a friend who's very close to my heart. A little down and left to be specific. My friend is a very eloquent speaker. He made three profound arguments while I excused myself from the room. I always leave when the talk gets philosophical." No arguments from me though; this one packs a wallop.
me - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
1 of the funniest i've seen all day
Red Ant - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Offender, nah, a regular shotgun works besides possessing a sawed-off can get you more time than manslaughter in some cases. Thanks me (you?).
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
This song has been recorded for those who want to hear it badave.com/recordings/parody.php?st=175

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