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Song Parodies -> "This Song's Not Music"

Original Song Title:

"Lost In Music"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sister Sledge

Parody Song Title:

"This Song's Not Music"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

DKTOS? Well, consider yourself lucky. I'm not providing a sound file this time, it is a waste of hard drive space. For your viewing displeasure, this is the full (or extended, not sure which) version of the "song".
This song's not music
This - this song's not music

This song's not music
No song

This song's not music

This song's not music
No song

This song's not music

This - this song's not music

This - this song's not music

We're - we're - we're so annoying
Oh boy

(bad) It's just mucus

[break]

We all hate disco
We all hate disco
Because it's crap
We all hate disco
Don't bring it back

This song's not music
(mucus mucus ...)
Song's not music
We all hate disco
All hate disco
Glad it has died!
It is not...
Just how - did it survive?
Mucus
We're lost in mucus
(mucus mucus - mucus mucus mucus!)


Have you ever heard a song so repetitive?
It's the worst of all time
The 1970s -
- to me were a tragedy
And disco was its biggest crime
Uh huh
I want to puke my lunch -
- wretch, hurl, heave, ralph, blow major chunks
Yes, I feel so infected...
There is no melody
This tune's your worst enemy
No music has been deteh-ec-ected

We all hate disco
We all hate disco
Because it's crap
We all hate disco
Don't bring it back

This song's not music
Mucus
This song's not music
We all hate disco
All hate disco
Glad it has died
It is not...
Just how - did it survive?
Mucus
We're lost in mucus
(mucus mucus mucus!)


Uh oh, this song's pure shite
No cocaine could make it right
Screeching every li-ine
Uh-huh
Such inanity
Causes loss of sanity
How did GG "survive"?*

This track is awful, see
Like a colostomy!
Why don't you just turn it off?
Uh huh
All that I can say:
I got sucked in by mucus
Break free - somehow - unsing - it now!

We all hate disco
(ooh .....)
We all hate disco
Because it's crap
We all hate disco
(ooh...)
Don't bring it back

This song's not music
(mucus mucus ...)
This song's not music
We all hate disco
All hate disco
Glad it has died
It is not...
Just how (just how) - did it survive
Mucus
We're lost in mucus
(mucus mucus mucus)

Da da da (da da da da) x ~30

Parody the crap you see

[break]

Oh yeah
Oooh..
We all hate disco
Because it's crap
We all hate disco
(ooh...)
Don't bring it back

Glad it has died
It is not...
Just how (just how) - did it survive
We're lost in mucus

Blah blah blah

[fade out with more repetitive ad-libbed choruses]
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher * Refers to Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive", which isn't a bad song.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 1
 0
 
 4   1
 1
 2
 
 5   8
 7
 7
 

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Adagio - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I see the 4,3,3 monster hit you too. Maybe my 5's will help a little. It doesn't hurt that it's about disco, which frankly is a waste of hard drive space. : )
Tommy Turtle - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Agree with the opinion of disco in general, and sorry to hear if someone's bringing it back.... but I liked "I Will Survive, and was thinkin' of doin' a parody someday... btw, somebody, can't remember who, told me a while back not to repeat verses or chorusES even if OS did... their advice really helped at "Rubber Ball"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/bobbyveegenepitney0.shtml
in which OS repeats both the choruses and the "bouncy, bouncy" backdrop. How about ."this song's not music, it's just abusic , this song's not blues-ic, it makes you too sick, etc.....?
Those aren't my votes up there (first vote of the day was 4-3-4); I'm gonna abstain -- maybe a revised version tomorrow?... and thanks for kicking me in the hindshell when I need it. :) :) :)
Stephen Harrington - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice, I DKTOS, but that goes without saying. 555
AFW - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
DKOS...but, like the way you state your case..
TT - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
btw, just saw your parody suggestion at Stephen's "Bosom" song... great idea... will do, not immediately, but soon, and thanks!
alvin rhodes - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
woeful, indeed, is a song that not even cocaine can fix...lol
Paul Robinson - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Fortunately, I don't remember the OS at all...sometimes "Memory Loss" can be a blessing of sorts...lol...actually, I may never have even heard it...even a bigger blessing it appears. Anyway, this was a real fun read, even if I can't evaluate the pace...and perfectly captures my feelings about 'Disco'...
Dee Range - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm hurlin' a chunk of 5's yer way. Thanks for not puttin' up a link....the last one you put up nearly made ME hurl lol.
Red Ant - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat, Tommy Turtle, AFW, Alvin, Paul, and Dee.

Pat: 434 is fine with me on this parody.

Tommy Turtle: It was probably me that said something about varying choruses. I seldom repeat choruses or verses, but some songs there isn't much one can do. This is one of those songs. No lyrics site was even close to having a complete set of lyrics for this OS, which meant I had to listen to it in short sections and type what I heard (and I type very slow). The entire intro was done that way, as were the choruses (which are all slighty different, therefore a copy/paste job was completely unacceptable to me). Since I had already sunk so much time (on the order of 2 hours) into simply completing TOS's lyrics, I didn't put a lot of time into the variation of them - it isn't like I'm going to enter this in a contest or anything lol. I did also vary the innumerable "We're lost in music" lines where I could, or felt it necessary.

You don't have to give it 5s if you feel this isn't deserving of them. You don't have to abstain either - vote how you feel - I'm not going to get upset over a less than 555 vote. It isn't like a 'low' vote is going to ruin any good mojo between us either. I appreciate the suggestion, however I will not be resubmitting this parody. IMO, staring at a blank screen would be a massive improvement over TOS. You're welcome for the suggestion I left on Step-chan's song, and of course you can use "who's" too. ;-)

Step-chan and AFW: You two are much better off DKTOS - trust me.

Alvin: Glad you liked that "line", heh heh.

Paul: I never heard of TOS until Phil Alexander posted this as a song he loves - to hate. I had to d/l it and see why it was so bad. The parody is my findings. As for not being to evaluate the pace to vote, don't worry about it - I'm glad you took the time to comment on a DKTOS.

Dee: You're welcome, and lol.
Phil Alexander - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Grrr.... now I'm going to have to do something to get the OS out of my head. But at least I can be thinking "this song's not music" instead. Thank you, Jack.
Adagio - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Look carefully, Jack. I voted 5's because that is part of the 'charm' of a piece like this....same thing over and over, etc.
TT - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Of course, it was you, silly guy! http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/theturtles23.shtml. I'm just throwin' yer advice "back at ya" :) :)
Looks as though there were some tough challenges just in the techinical part. I am curious as to why you did this at all, without OS available, etc., instead of an OS you knew well or had available?
Since I DKTOS, i'll go with the majority on pacing. 544, and your lesser efforts are better than many people's "better" efforts. And thanks again for your help and constructive suggestions since the Turtle crawled into these prettty aqua waters.
Red Ant - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil, Pat, and TT.

Phil: Bashing your head into a wall works. Or, if you're really desperate, listen to "Hollaback Girl" (did I just actually tell someone to do that? - I take that back, I don't dislike anyone that much!)

Pat: I know you voted 5s here. Thanks!

Tommy Turtle: As for the main reason why I did this song, see my above reply to Paul. I did d/l TOS to make this. I refuse to make parodies anymore based on lyrics sheets alone. Almost all lyrics require some modification (completeness, background vocals, pauses, format, etc.) before I can begin a parody of it. The lyrics to this song were over half missing compared to the MP3 I d/l. Another reason was I'm trying to branch out across more genres/decades of music. This was only my 2nd disco song out of a catalog of over 250 parodies.
TT - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
"branch out across more genres/decades of music". I should do that, instead of sticking to what I know. Congruts on gats - I mean, congrats on guts, more than a lot of us have.
Larry Hensley - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I'll give 5's, you see, I've got my 555s with me
Hikf - February 19, 2017 - Report this comment
My balls are itchy Caught in a scratch No turning back My balls are itchy

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