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Song Parodies -> "Wood"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

The parenthetical words are to pace to lyrics sheets only, they're not really heard in the song. If you DKTOS (a tragedy), you can find a copy here. Don't read too much into this parody.


[drums start]

Bone he's..., workin' - with a helper...

Took these..., love pills - they're called Viagra...

Into the bed again....
I'm not limp she says ah...-men....
Passion burns the night away.....
Leave the sheets in dis-ar-ray..........

Shifting...., bodies - we're on the matress...

Acting?...., well she's quite the actress!...

And two are bed again....
Diff'rent trip she says ah....-men........
Time it moves from night to day.....
Leave the sheets in dis-ar-ray........

[solo, err, make that duet]

Entwined our love again......
Stayin' 'up' 'til way past........ ten
Didn't make my job today.....
In the bedroom's where I'll.... stay.........,
It's not wrong.......,
Sometimes one just has to stay home

Night was long......,
(I) love to hear her moan......

Man I'm on........,
And I've done so much do you know?, well...

End this song......,
(The) question's always so.......

If - You've - Wood - Would -You?
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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alvin rhodes - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
i wood give this fives
Red Ant - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent pacing here, and I find the possible double meaning of "ah....-men........" very clever, but if you write one more parody about Viagra in the near future I might start to read things into it anyway. (Not that using Viagra matters, personally I'm past fourty and neither duration or quality is what it used to be when I was twenty so I figure that somewhere in the next ten years I'll go "blue" myself). :-)
Stephen Harrington - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
555, good one. ^___^
Scrawny Johnny - January 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Let me be the first to say this was a "bona-fide" good parody! Solid performance!!
Red Ant - January 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter, Step-chan and SJ. Peter, believe me when I say that line about Viagra was about my 4th re-write to make it tame enough for here.
Agrimorfee - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Could have been a misheard lyric parody, but unlike those, it all makes sense..."Smells Like Alice In Chains", maybe? ;) I liked this a lot.
Matthias - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
"If - You've - Wood - Would -You?" ... Yes, some some perfer plastic over wood. Very kinky song here Jack.
Below Average Dave ( - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Hmmm, I think it was very creative Ant, I won't say I'm a huge fan of Alice in Chains, but this OS was pretty fun to listen to. I must say that I'm a little surprised with all the talented Alice in Chains parodies you've done, that you went with this one, but none-the-less thanks for introducing me to a very bizarre, but in a way that I like, band.
bobpiecheese - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Oh dear, my wee-wee seems to be suffering from rigormortis! Brilliant job, Ant!
Rex - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Was this a hard write? Excellent wordplay.

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