-> "Crippled For Life"
Original Song Title:
"Staying Alive"
Parody Song Title:
"Crippled For Life"
The Lyrics
Well you can see that I dont use the stairs
I'm a crippled man and in this chair
Ran a red light it was a ford
Caused a crash, severed spinal cord
But it's alright, it's okay
Got a handicapped parking space
Please don't stare just understand
Atleast I can still use my hands
(chorus follows)
Whether it's you mother or maybe your brother
Their crippled for life, crippled for life
Everbody's sqwakin and everbody's mockin'
Cause I'm crippled for life
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, he's crippled for life (x2)
Battery's low forgot to plug it in
Even with this chair I just can't win
Sometimes I feel sorry for myself
But I've been this way since age twelve
You know it's alright, it's okay
Stem cell research leads the way
And if you ever do meet me
Understand disability
Whether it's your mother or your brother they're
Crippled for life, crippled for life
Nobody says it because you're forced to sit
Crippled for life, crippled for life
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, crippled for life
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, crippled for life
I'm going nowhere, please recharge me
I'm going nowhere, please recharge me yeah
Now you can tell by the way I get around
I got a new ride from Hoveround
I feel truly bad for the quadraplege
Can't imagine that twice as bad as me
Getting better the doctors' say
Wiggled my big toe today
My therapist she has been
A close and caring friend
(repeat second chorus )
Maybe just maybe I won't be
Crippled for life, crippled for life
I'm not lazy but they think I'm crazy
Attempting to try, attemting to try
No, No, No, No, won't be crippled for life
No, No, No ,No, won't be crippled for life
Don't want you you to help me
I am still healthy yeah
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