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Song Parodies -> "Rhyme Zone"

Original Song Title:

"Them Bones"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Rhyme Zone"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Rhymezone.com is very good and was recommended to me a while back. It doesn't do too well for deliberately misrhymed words though, or for making coherent parodies in this case.
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I... believe..., rhymezones for me
Um.... say... dear porn, thank you the rave

When a rhymes unknown...
Need a word I'll just look it up on rhymezone

I
I
I.....

Bust... lies.., night drawn over high crime
Empty...docile..., love the nude queen

When a rhymes unknown...
Need a word I'll just look it up on rhymezone

( solo )

Soul...chew..., mad scream thumb screw
Eye....spy...., head drawn Wonder bread rye

When a rhymes unknown...
Two thumbs up my big bold rhyming friend

Need a homophone?...
Two thumbs up my big bold rhyming friend

When a rhymes unknown...
Need a word I'll just look it up on rhymezone
copyright 2005+ Red Ant

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

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Stuart McArthur - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I certainly know Rhymezone, Red Ant, and whenever I see "egg foo yong" in a parody, I know the mark of.......RHYMEZONE!! - its synonyms feature is good too - 555
Rick C - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS or Rhymezone but, trust you and Stuart...555. (besides, I like your unique approach to parody writing)
Red Ant - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart. The stanzas are pure "egg foo yong", as I rhymed every word as sensical as possible into TOS. I tried to fit as many features of rhymezone into this but synonyms didn't scan well.

Thanks Rick, the link at the top of the parody is clickable in case you didn't realize it, which will take you to rhymezone.com. You will find all sorts of things there. And thanks for the "unique style of parody writing". =)
AFW - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
dkos..from title, I thought this was going to be that old spiritual...dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones...but I like your offbeat approach, here.
Matthias - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Greatest Site Created, well other than Amiright, I dunno about the OS though, still I'll give 5's.
Scrawny Johnny - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good. However, we will NOT start another thread here!! Just kidding, nice parody and unique topic! I agree with Rick C about your different writing approach.
Stuart McArthur - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
ah, I didn't realise that's what you were doing Red Ant - very clever idea, again!
Red Ant - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, Matthias, Scrawny Johnny and Stuart. To let you know the original lyrics vs parodied lyrics in the 3rd stanza, they are as follows:

Toll due, bad dream come true
[ Soul chew, mad scream thumb screw]

I lie, dead gone under red sky
[Eye spy, head drawn Wonder bread rye]

PS-According to rhymezone, there are no perfect rhymes with the word "Empty".
Rick C - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Rhymezone is incorrect. If you made a tee shirt out of cannabis fiber, you'd have a hemp tee. I think that rhymes with empty fairly well.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Too strange to be LOL funny, so 545, but I agree, it's good to know that there's Rhymezone to fall back on when needed. (I really did for "Have you seen a Wookie in heat" as you might know).

Rick C: Do you look to your own back garden for such inspiration, ehh? And how about "Orange"?
Red Ant - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter Andersson. The someone mentioned in the foreword was you, hehe. "Orange" and "Meringue" are fairly close. I suppose depending on where you live ( or how many languages one speaks ) there are several rhymes with that word.

PS: Try finding a rhyme ( in English ) with "Caracticus's".=)
Stephen aka Step-chan - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
555, very cute rhyme parody. =)
Red Ant - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-chan.
Agrimorfee - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) I'm not a big fan of rhyme/misheard parodies. Being a DKTOS doesn't help either.
Adagio - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Found a pretty bad midi of it, but at least it gave me the idea of the darkness of the OS. Some of your words you used fit in very well. 5's
Josh 2 - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC - Had very little idea wat u was ona bout but kinda funny in an odd way. lol, 545
Stuart McArthur - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) wow, I don't even remember making my comments above (it must be that wine stuff I drink) - but I certainly agree with myself - except now I K about 20 seconds of TOS, thanks to Amazon. Like I said, you're #1 at getting the O ideas, Red Ant, and this was a perfect example
Kristof Robertson - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not a fan of AIC, Antman...but have probably used Rhymezone more times than is healthy,! Good job. 555
Johnny D - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) This parody has a Zen-like quality of minimalism and simplicity.
Mikey Squirrel - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC- Awesome! A wonderful tribute to the site that has helped me out oh so many times. 555
Red Ant - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee, Pat, Josh 2, Stu (lol), Kristof, Johnny D and Mikey Squirrel.

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