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Song Parodies -> "Date Rape ( Not Funny..this Is Serious )"

Original Song Title:

"Rape Me"

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Date Rape ( Not Funny..this Is Serious )"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Let me say again, not funny...this is serious. Red Ant despises not just date rapes, but all rapists. Pay close attention to the punctuation marks. The main body of the song is written from the rapists view, and the single ( ) are his thoughts, the double (( )) are societies thoughts - as they have been related to me - the single quotation marks ' ' are my thoughts, full quotation marks " " are from rape survivors I know -- actual words exactly as I remember them--. Please do not vote this higher than a 2 for funny - I'm serious -. You may leave fake names if you wish. If you find this so unfunny that a one will not do it justice, then don't vote it, just leave a written vote like zero, negative numbers, written words, etc. There are many websites you can visit to see the horrible stories and depressing odds on catching rapists ( and they are even worse for male rape ). I also am not capitalizing the words date or rape on purpose, and since this is from the point of the rapist, you will see lots of ( chorus x ) in here since rapists care nothing about their victims. Comments are enabled, so please leave some. PS- GHB is now a Schedule 1 drug, because it is used in so many rapes. A final note: I personally could never do this to a woman, just filling 4 roles at once and getting a mesage out that I feel needs be addressed.
( chorus 1 )
date rape -' rape is rape'
date rape, my friend ( victim )
date rape, date rape again
( you think this is my first time? )

( chorus 2 )
I'm not the only one -....' I wish you were the only one...minus one '
I'm not the only one -............(( unfortunately we know all too well ))
I'm not the only one -( I know because I have friends that do it too )
I'm not the only one -....................." What did I do to deserve this? "

Hate you, do it and do it again-( not like you're going to report it )
Waste you, r*** you my friend-.( well, friend untill you say " No " )

Got GHB from my source-..................' he should rot in hell with you '
I'll r*** untill you're sore-..........................." I can't have children now "
I don't care about your concerns-.' you better care about my concerns '
You stupid skanks won't learn-......................'skanks?, I'll teach you '

( chorus 1 )
( chorus 2 )

date rape, date rape...........' more like you're not a man '
date rape, date rape ......................(( that's not a date ))
date rape, date rape.......................... " It's all my fault "
date rape, what rape?.................... ( boys will be boys )
date rape, date rape....' let's see how that flies in prison '
date rape, fake rape......................" I didn't make it up "
date rape, irate ...........(( It's a crime of power, not sex ))
date rape, you say?............ ' Yeah. No consent = rape '

date rape........ ' If I ever catch you I will %$#$#$*@#!@ '

PS- Rape survivors can recover, but few will forget. I know of six women personally that were raped, two who commited suicide over the guilt. I also know of a man who was raped as a child who did recover, but used drugs for over 30 years to bury the trama. If someone you know or love has been raped, try to help them as much as possible. I also know of a few rapists who have been caught, who sadly did little time for their horrible acts.

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

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 4
 
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 1
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 3   2
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 4   1
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Johnny D - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Your message has reached the world, Red Ant. Peace be with you, my friend.
Red Ant - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny D. On this one I don't care about the rating I get, just want some comments really.
Red Ant - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I appreciate the 315 whoever gave it, but comments would have been niced. Glad you agree with the message though. I will leave this for several days to see how/if any votes/comments get put down before I vote it.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
It's awesome to see a song parody being so heartfelt.
Scrawny Johnny - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I despise rapists too. It's the beyond the lowest point a man can go. I had an ex-girlfriend who CLAIMS she was raped, but since it happened twice, I have my suspicions. To add to that point, after it happened the first time, about two weeks later, she allowed herself to get back into his car and she went to sleep AT HIS HOUSE!!! So, I'm not too sure I believe her story about her being raped...I'm sure there was some...oh what's the right word...permission granted...
Stephen aka Step-chan - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Well written, 515. I hate rapists with a passion that knows no bounds! You did a very good of getting your message across.
Stephen aka Step-chan - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I forgot to type the word "job" in the last line, sorry about that.
Red Ant - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Jake, SJ, and Stephen for the comments ( especially Stephen for a written down vote as well ). I'm glad atleast a few Amirighters are looking at this ( and leaving comments ). I still will withold my " vote" on this for a while, for atleast a few more days.
Agrimorfee - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
You wrote an unvoteable parody, here Red Ant. Scary, but worthy of attention. Looks like modern poetry in the structure. Wow. Kudos to you.
Red Ant - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee. Thats why I put the word " vote " quotation marks on my earlier statement. It'll be here later.( my " vote " ).
Red Ant - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I see this has picked up an anonymous 513. Will hold back a day or two more before I " vote " this.
Red Ant - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Here is my " vote". The pacing is technically a 5, but I can see a 4 or 3 due to using too much of TOS and putting ( chorus ) instead of typing it out. However, it is irrelavent. The ONLY funny line in here is " I wish you were the only one...minus one ". The rest of this parody is so unfunny that I do not believe it is voteable, as Agrimorfee mentioned. Any " poetry " was accidental. Since funny is out, so is overall. So here is my writen vote: Pacing: 4 Funny: Negative millions, as there have been that many rapes in history. Overall: If you have ever seen Law & Order SVU and know Det. Sadler, the 11 non-letter symbols at the end are what he would do to these people if he ever caught them.
Dominic L. - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice parody... It's the first ever intentionally not funny parody I've ever read. It is sad how people get those sexually transmitted diseases without even seeing that person before (sometimes). I didn't really think about that part until now.. It's just sad that not many people will see this parody (I think)
Red Ant - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I appreciate the compliment about the " first ever not intentionally funny parody I've ever read ". The goal here ( on amiright )is to make people laugh, but sometimes a serious issue like this will come out. Yeah, I was kinda hoping for more people to atleast look at this parody myself ( especially women ). I can only hope that they are educated about this because if they think they are above being raped they may wind up a statistic. About the STDs, ever since DNA analysis rapists have generally used condoms or in more sadistic cases made the woman bleach herself internally or even kill her and burn/bury the body to hide evidence. Just writing this parody and these comments made me ill.
Latresa Hixon - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks. I've been hurt more than once, and it bothers me that Scrawny doesn't believe his ex, my stories are kind of unbelievable, too, i think. But most victims feel that way. You can see my site: www.angelfire.com/hero/talitha/index.html
Red Ant - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you for responding Latresa. Visited the website you linked. Very sad.
Scrawny Johnny - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, I know this is late, but Ms. Latresa, my ex has a history of bending the truth. Before I go on, I want to add that her incidents happened a year before we got together. At first when she told me, I believed her, but later, when her story started to get mixed up and information was incorrect, I began to have suspicions. To further support my suspicions was her act of discussing sex to her old ex boyfriend of 3 years and playfully discussing her incidents to him - right there in my face! The falling asleep part at her predator's house was added in -- a year when she first told me the story. I understand that a victim would not like to discuss it or go into detail, but her lying, right there at the end of our relationship, got way out of control and I started to doubt anything she told me, even things past. She even once gloated that she knows some "tricks" thanks to her predator. I was so shocked at the tone and content of her statement that it soured the moment. When I look back now, I think there might have been some force in her accidents, but I also think that most of it was her wanting to. I don't know...she was quite the truth bender.
Jamin Shue - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll vote it a 520 Red Ant
whoever - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Powerful message here, Red Ant. It seemed necessary for some people to see, especially ones who tend to dismis the story since they weren't there.
Dominique - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment
"Rape is one of the most terrible crimes on Earth. And it happens every few minutes." - Kurt Cobain

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