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Song Parodies -> "Weak"

Original Song Title:

"Breed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Weak"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

To see the somewhat accurate lyrics I had to work with, click here. DKTOS? On this site there is a.wma file for comparison.
[intro]

Sing a song
Not too long
Nothing strong
Sing along
You belong
Wrong so I'm told

I will write
Something trite
Lyrics light
No delight
Right, this won't excite

Words I say
Short are they
For today
That's okay
Stay, away from your own

I'm afraid
What I've made
Will invade
Maybe fade
Betrayed, the most...

Even though this sucks
I say it's unique
I don't even care
That it's really weak
Lyrics make no sense
That's okay with me
Of your ears I spare
Lyrics that repeat
To death!
To death!
To death!
To death!
To death!
To death!
To death!
To death....!

I suppose
I'll compose
Crappy prose
Song I chose
Shows, flows like it's broke

Perfect rhyme
In its prime
You will find
It is fine
My, not these 5 lines

There's no theme
Just rhyme scheme
My words seem
Like a dream
Scream, extreme in the most

What I say
Disarray
And decay
Everyday
Say, this blows...

You can say it sucks
Offer your critique
I don't even care
That it's really weak
Lyrics make no sense
That's okay with me
Of your ears I spare
Lyrics that repeat
To death!
To death!
To death!
To death!
To death!
To death!
To death!
To death....!

[solo]

No....,
Not another verse
This is lookin' bleak
Song has gone nowhere
That is why it's weak
Lyrics made no sense
Just like that of "Breed"
All your ears I spared
Lyrics that repeat
To death!
To death!
Again!
Again!
Again!
Amen!
Amen!
My friend
The end.....!
(good)
copyright 2005+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I still remember the day I tried to include this song on my running soundtrack, baaaaaad idea, it scared my both physically and mentally trying to outrun the black hole of lack of sense emerging from the headphones. As for this parody genre, or what to call it, I have to say that this is one of your best Jack!
Adagio - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment
It is a good one! I didn't look up the lyrics, but could get a sense of what you had to work with from you parody. 5's
Red Ant - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter and Pat. Peter, when I was working out I found two CDs that had nearly perfect beats per minute for a good workout: Lynyrd Skynyrd Live and Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion 2 (and also 1). Running to this song would cause a heart attack or aneurysm in all likelyhood. As for the parody genre, I suppose it is 'taking a horribly repetitive non-sensical OS and doing the best you can with it'. It also falls under 'making fun of the song itself' category.

Pat, aside from the short lines this song horribly repetitive as mentioned above. It is about a 10 minute write if one just copy/pastes and about 2 hours if everything is varied as done here.
Peter Andersson - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, I was thinking along the lines of "making fun of the song itself" with that "genre" comment.
alvin rhodes - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
sleek !
Billy Boyd - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Fantastic job on this one, Ant. It's cool that you used different lines instead of just repeating the same line over and over like the OS does. But anyway, the OS rocks, so does this parody. All 5's.
Red Ant - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin and Billy Boyd, and agreed on TOS.
Kristof Robertson - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliant job with SUCH a difficult song, Antman! Your insights into parody writing tickle me. 555
Stephen aka Step-chan - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
555, good, very good. ^___^
Red Ant - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof and Step-chan. Yeah, this was difficult. I'll do an easy one soon, something like tWotEF or Lose Yourself.

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