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Song Parodies -> "Thrash The Bishop"

Original Song Title:

"Smack My B*tch Up"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Thrash The Bishop"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

DKTOS? The "lyrics" are here. Not much one can do when TOS only has 7 different words...

....hey hey!


(hey hey hey hey!) hey


What's the mission? - ask the Bishop
You can't get none? thrash the Bishop
Snap a picture - flashed the Bishop
Got permission - sack emission

[long instrumental]

Spank the Bishop!

[longer instrumental]

Ahhh ...... ahhhh! ............

Ah ahhhh ....... ahhh ahhhhhhh ...............

Where's the tissue?

[another instrumental]

Drank three pitchers - sank my Bishop
Can't get with ya - as I'm sh*t-drunk

copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Matthias - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Techno is one of the hardest genres to parody seeing that there are no words, and you did a great job on varrying the choruses, I've only attempted to parody techno once with my parody of, "Every Mime I Punch"... which granted had a words, but this was really, really good, to an OS that I really like
Agrimorfee - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh fer shame. This demands a video. :) 555
John Barry - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess this isn't about chess. You did a lot with nothing.
Huff - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah I'll give you that one. Hard to do techno, that's for sure. 555
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
don't know the OS...worked fine as prose though
Red Ant - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias, Agrimorfee, John, Huff, and Alvin.
Jack Wilson - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow this was awesome, 555!
Red Ant - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack, and to the voter who is obviously ashamed and embarassed of the fact they self-gratify on an hourly basis.

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