-> "Dirty Laundry (Heidi Fleiss Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Dirty Laundry"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dirty Laundry (Heidi Fleiss Version)"
The Lyrics
~~~ Dirty Laundry ~~~
I made a livin' givin' people hos
Then I went and got busted - as everyone knows
Now I'm washing all your clothes
At the Dirty Laundry
Well I used to be a madame, but I wound up here
No showgirl in Vegas - I have a new career
Only soap I use is Cheer
At the Dirty Laundry
Say, I never was a bleach blonde, now there's bleach by my side
Cleaning out your skid marks - I don't have any pride
Talk about a changing "Tide"
At the Dirty Laundry
It's a filthy operation... baggin' dryer lint
And this ole' mink, well, I ain't making a mint
Let me bubble subtle hints
At my Dirty Laundry
We can take a spin out on the washing machine
I redefine "MayTag" - I'm the laundromat queen
You will never get me clean!
At my Dirty Laundry
Dirty little dresses - dirty pairs of socks
Dirty little something - from the school of Hard Knocks
But I think outside my box
At the Dirty Laundry
I got the stain remover - for taking out spots
And it "comes in handy" - I have used it a lot
Put six quarters in the slot
At my Dirty Laundry
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