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Song Parodies -> "Used To Love Her ('cuz She Was My Sister)"

Original Song Title:

"Used To Love Her (But I Had To Kill Her)"

Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Used To Love Her ('cuz She Was My Sister)"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

TOS is simply titled "Used To Love Her". This hyar is pure work of fiction from me, you diggit what I'm a-tellin' you?

I used to love her
'cuz she was muh sister
A cute, shy lover
and she was muh sister
She had her brother
(and) Took no other
The way it is in West VA!

I used to love her
'cause she was muh sister
Our youth discovered
First while playing Twister
On blue I kissed her
Thought I found a keeper
Got married right in my back yard!...


She 'choosed' her brother
As the one to drill 'er
Not news to mother
She was glad I'd thrill her
No in-laws here
Just inbred cheer!
We're one big happy fam-i-lay!


We grew together
But I had to leave her
Why not forever?
Because dad's a miner!
His daughter Heather
(Was) his forever
Though me and ma never complained!...*
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

*TT: "Though mom and I..." is grammatically correct. ;-)

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John Barry - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this is relatively funny. 5s
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not sure whether your parody today or my parody today is the sickest, I'm only sure they're kinda f*cking related subjectwise. :-)
Tommy Turtle - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I incest it's 5s anyway... and as indicated in commentary of "Jack Fletcher", I ain't doin' no grammar gripin' no more, 'sides, your version was dialectically correct.....
BTW, where did you get the idea for such a sick song? :) :)
Agrimorfee - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Red, you sick puppy! Funny how Tommy Turtle doesn't know how sick the original song is. 555
Joel Martinez - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
WTFDDKTOSM (WTF Does DKTOS Mean) Anyways, I liked this song the most out of the many songs that GAR composed, since Slash played the guitar so perplexively exquisite! The parody went even more well with the concept!555
DKTOS - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't Know The Original Song.
TT - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee, what's sick about wasting exes? Now, paying alimony, THAT's sick! : ) :)
I think RA will know that my comment was a reference to his comment at something of mine. (no, no plug.)
Matthias - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeehaw!!! To Dat Cowpoke.... Meetcha down at the NASCAR Race...
alvin rhodes - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
thou art king of the hillbilly parody
Red Ant - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks John, Peter, TTTT (times two), Agrimorfee, Joel, DKTOS, Matthias and Alvin.

Yes, TOS is sicker than this but it was written more or less as a joke (as this was).

Peter: Clever pun there; as for your question I'd have to say this is slightly sicker.

Tommy Turtle: Your comment on your parody yesterday inspired this idea (something to the effect of 'she was my sister so it didn't count....'). You are a veritable fountain of good idears. ;-)
Larry Hensley - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but hilarious parody,
TT - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Always happy to share ideas from my "Pedo"- file.
sue - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
i found this site somehow and wish i hadnt, as i have always been a lover of GNR songs the orginal one of used to love her is the one i would like to be played at my funeral when they lower me into the ground, but this one i have just read is just plan sick unless you from tazzy i guess....
Red Ant - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I was curious how you found this parody, Sue. Turns out it's only a few pages back on a Google search for "Used To Love Her". I love GNR too, but since I'm going to be cremated I want "Disco Inferno" played over and over. Related thanks, Larry. =)
krazy kelt - June 28, 2007 - Report this comment
This is sick, & twisted!! But got some good laughs! It ought to be in one of them indie movies about relationships!
Matthias - June 12, 2008 - Report this comment
You couldn't have done this to a more country Guns N Roses song. I mean most of their work is Hard Rock/ Hair Metal and this song sounds like it could have been done by Toby Keith with an electric guitar (A constipated Toby Keith, I don't know why Axle Rose sounds like that). I loved the Twister line, as well as "No In-Laws Here". A good redneck parody, and I know a thing or two about good redneck parodies.
TabooCakes - June 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Ant Rouge, this is indeed twisted , with so many bizarre lines . . . Oh, and thanks for correcting your grammar !
Guy - June 21, 2008 - Report this comment

Does this mean that if Hill and Billy get a divorce that they won't be siblings anymore? And Jack - it sounds like you come from a very close knit family. At least you don't have to seperate the men from the boys with a crowbar. And a plus is that your famiy tree is a breeze to trim. I grew up about 25 miles from the West Va. state line. Just far enough away to avoid meeting your future spouse at the family reunion.
Agrimorfee - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4) keepin' it in the family.
bobpiecheese - June 24, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4-U) I don't get the ending, but this was pretty funny nonetheless!
Below Average Dave - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Wow Ant, this was disgustingly funny. . .and in a way satire on the OS (which is not among my favorite GNR songs). ..good job dude.
Peregrin - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Hi Jack. Oh man, that's a parody in itself. Oops sorry, heh heh :) I found this by going through latest comments. Good job :) I am intrigued by Sue's comments above! Did you understand her Tazzy reference? If not, as an Aussie, I believe I can explain.

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