Song Parodies -> Riding 'The Whirl'

Original Song Title:	"Breaking The Girl"
Original Performer:	Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:	"Riding 'The Whirl'"
Parody Written by:	Red Ant

The Whirl a.k.a. "Whirl and Hurl" or "Spin and Spew"- any theme park ride moving in roughly a circular motion that uses changing centripetal forces to try and make its riders blow chunks.

(intro)

"Bye" said the man..
Off we did go
Spin-ning a-gain..
I should have known
We.. start to twirl..
Sto...-mach feels strange..
I.. start to spew..
Insides..rearranged..

Feeling so bad.. that day..
Unfurling my lunch, today..

Twisting and turning
My stomach is churning
It's making me hurl...

We have gone to far..

Need Pepto Bismol
My chances are dismal
I'm riding "The Whirl"..

This is liv-ing hell...

"Please..stop this thing"
Words I did say
Hea-ving again..
Ralphing...away
We....start to hurl..
Retch...as one..*
Faces are green..
Today's.. not too fun..
I don't know what...went awry
(It's) Time to get off...of this ride...

Twisting and turning
Our stomachs were churning
It's making us hurl

We have gone too far..

Thought it so clever
This foolish endeavor
You're riding "The Whirl"

We spew some-thing else..

(solo)

Twisting and turning
Our stomachs were churning
It's making us hurl..

We have gone too far..

Thought it so clever
A foolish endeavor
You've ridden "The Whirl"

We try some-thing else..

(outro)

copyright 2005+ Red Ant I don't believe it actually possible to puke while on these types of ride but after is an entirely different story.* I've never seen mass vomiting but I have seen multiple people green in the face.

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john ulvang - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Ya, very descriptive. tooo descriptive... honest to god I was right there on that whirl remembering the ride and i got nauseous. how do ya do that? with that kinda poetic power you should do more of the stuff that makes women horny, like "cleaning out the bunghole", now there's a song I'd play for my girlfriend. Do I have yer permission? Oh, ya, chili peppers rule. anyone who dktos hasta hear it to get the full impact of your parody. out.

Paul Robinson - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but a real good read, Red...

AFW - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Sorry, it made you sick...but I think your parody here, is a good ride..

Scrawny Johnny - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Your parody is sick -- sickenly funny!! I puke up excellent votes for you!

Red Ant - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks John. I put every synonymous (sp?) word with "vomit" in the parody I could to convey how naseous these rides make me. Yes, you can show your girlfreind "Cleaning Out The Bunghole" if you want ( even play it for her if you can sing it, though I ask you do not record it ) though my "I Could Be Yours" might induce more excitement. As for the rest of that, I have many parodies that are not available here because they are too racy, and since whatfreaks.com disabled comments I will not be submitting them there.

Thanks Paul, this is one of their earlier ones but is on the "Greatist Hits" CD and does scan rather well to TOS if I might say. Thanks as well AFW

Stephen aka Step-chan - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment

555, funny in that gross kinda way.

Red Ant, master of slow typing - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks as well Scrawny Johnny. I have a few more RHCP parodies in the works as well.

Red Ant, master of horribly slow typing - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Step-chan.

Paul Robinson - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Geez, Red...I believe I have that "Greatest Hits" CD (comes with a DVD disk also, right?)...maybe I will try and give it a listen if I can shoe-horn a few minutes in later on tonight...Thanks for the location info ~ ~ ~ I didn't get into the 'Peppers' until 'By The Way' and then went and got that "Greatest" CD/DVD and also their DVD "Live at Slane Castle" that was a good show ~ ~ ~

Rick C - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Great OS and parody to it, Red Ant! 555

Red Ant - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Rick. Paul, I just have the CD but I suppose there is a release with a DVD. By the way, "By The Way" is track 8 on GH.

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"Breaking The Girl"

Red Hot Chili Peppers

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