Is this a real lie? Told so beautifully?
Make ten gallons from, one gallon so magically
Open your eyes, made up full of lies and see
I'm just a cruel joke, play on stupidity
Because it's really dumb, for the slow,
IQ's nigh, very low
Anywhere the trick goes, just some powdered water is me, but please

Gotcha, just drowned a man, the joke was above his head
Fooled the foolish, he's stupid
Gotcha, that suckers gone
But now they've gone and blown it all today
Gotcha, ooh, yea you fell for my diguise
And I will strike back again no crime of sorrow
Ewe are dumb, you are numb, I'm just really powdered water

Today, your mind's a flood
Sends rivers down the Rhine,
I am laughing all the time
Hello, you nobodies, I've got to gloat
Gotta wave you all are blind, can't face the ruse
Drama, ooh, ( and so the rumor goes )
I don't want to dry
As mankind wished they never had took the fall

I see a $hithole in the ghetto of a land
In your d****e, In your d****e, as pink as a flamingo
Just a bolt not tightening, very, very, delighting scene
( In the mayo ) Makes the mayo
( In tomatoes ) Makes tomatoes,
Galilleo, he don't know-fantastico
I'm just a dumb joke that fools so easily
Share in their life I'm an atrocity
They are dumb, they are slow, I'm just H2O
I'm watta! Yes, I'm just H2O
( H2O ! ) So ta-dah! I am just H2O
( H2O ! ) So ta-dah! I am just H2O
( Let me flow ) You will let me flow
( Let me flow ) You will let me flow ( Let me flow ), do
re, me, fa, so, la, ti, do
( Oh North Korea, South Korea ) Tanzania let me flow
Tweetledumb put a devil inside of me,
For me, For free!

So you think you have known me, quit believin' lies?
So your thinking above me and leave me but why?
But maybe, cant-een it is in, maybe
I am not about, I'm not about to leave outta here

Oooooh yeah! Oooooh yeah!
I am powdered water, any fool could see
Copywrited water
Just some powdered water is me...

And so the rumor goes.....