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Song Parodies -> "Lame! (pisstake karaokedy version)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Irene Cara

Parody Song Title:

"Lame! (pisstake karaokedy version)"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

This was my second attempt at a freestyle karaoke/parody (karaokedy). This is seriously awful, thus labeled as a pisstake. Prior to this attempt, I only knew the chorus of the song... sort of. Fortunately, since Dave types about 95 words a minute, he transcribed my awfulness perfectly. I hope someone gets a laugh out of this anyway. ;) Lyrics in quotes are me speaking, not singing.

Baby listen please
tell me that I cannot sing
you ain't heard the worst of me yet
give me time I'll make you regret
the song

I've got more in me
and more in store you'll see
I can catch the moon in my hand
No this song will suck really bad

I'm gonna suck forever
You'll gonna learn how to cry (die!)
I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry
I'm gonna make it forever
I'm gonna lose a round"
Baby remember I'm lame
Remember ...

"Just put in some junk,
some barking sounds, Dave"

"I am about to lose the crowd"

"This wasn't as good as last night"

Baby hold me tight
And know that I've butchered the song ....

"Oh God I suck at this!"

Baby I touch...

"I'm about to ...
I just died"

"This was much funnier last night when I was drunk"
copyright 2007+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher... not that anyone is going to steal this, lol. Note to completeness buffs (like myself): I was so out of tune with the PS2 karaoke track that I died on stage about a minute or so into the OS.... so, in a sense, I did do the whole song, as I heard it that time. =)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   7

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Agrimorfee - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
This encourages me to dig into my archives for some of the not-so-great parodies that I haven't dared publish here yet. Thanks for the giggle (and shamelessness!) Red!
Peter Andersson - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I had almost suppressed TOS, but just from reading this I kinda remembered how awful it was. You have my comment, but in all fairness (or should that be fearness) I'm refraining from voting. :-)
eller bee - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
not good at all
alvin - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
anyone who attempts karoke is a braver soul than i....5s
Matthias - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I love how Dave didn't leave out the spoken lines when he wrote this. It made it all the much better.
2Eagle - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
You gave us an idea. Let's all buy karaoke machines and sing our parodies.
Below Average Dave - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, not much to be said, you saw my response first hand. . .:)
Jason - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
This is rather surreal coming from you Red Ant, especially after your Foul Mouthed Me parody! I must admit I DKTOS but I still found it entertaining nonetheless. I wonder who voted those 1s, was it Jon S. by any chance?!
Red Ant - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Aggy, Peter, bee, Alvin, Matthias, 2Eagle, Dave and Jason.

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