-> "Nobody Told Me (Strange Dates)"
Original Song Title:
"Nobody Told Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nobody Told Me (Strange Dates)"
The Lyrics
"Oh boy"!
[intro]
Veronica she stalked me - it seemed a bit absurd
Jessica was faking love - she acted like she cared
Took Britney in the bathroom - (we) did it on a dare!
Never was it happening - with that girl Leslie N.
Katherine was good looking - but she was just a friend
I once got slapped by China - turned out she's lesbian!
Noboldy told me that the world's fright'ning
Nobody told me there'd be girls like these
Nobody told me there'd be girls nightly
Strange dates indeed! -- 8 days a week!
Sarah was a runner - and flexible to boot
Christy confessed sinning - she liked forbidden fruit
And Melissa made the night calls -
- dressed up in a Batgirl suit!
Evelyn was tryin' - I never left the ground
Heather was a lion - you should have heard the sound
There was Grace who starred in the movies -
- I'm sure you've seen her around!
Nobody told me that the world's fright'ning
Nobody told me there'd be girls like these
Nobody told me there'd be girls nightly
Strange lays for me! -- those peculiar women
I thought Paige was joking - she used to be a GUY!
Bev's love is undying - I never knew quite why
And Joan hastily moved to New York -
- and now wears a disguise!
Nobody told me there'd be girls like these
Nobody told me there'd be girls nightly
Nobody told me they would all bite me!
Strange dates for me! -- those peculiar women, oh!
[outro]
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