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Song Parodies -> "Kindergarten"

Original Song Title:

"Wicked Garden"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stone Temple Pilots

Parody Song Title:

"Kindergarten"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

I for one actually enjoyed kindergarten. Sung from the point of a devil-spawn child with a guest appearance by his parents. Sorry, there's no MP3 readily available for this song, though accurate lyrics are here.
[intro]

Can't you see?.... I'm a child...
You ship me.... off to school...
I'm headin' off to the kindergarten
Heard that's the place they'll teach ya
But I am 5, still a child ma
I barely finished pre-school!

A-B-C's.... Never used...
1-2-3's.... I'm confused...
I cannot think past some finger-paintin'
Would you like a picture?
I'm gonna draw, need some more colors
Perhaps a change from red-blue

Can't you see?.... I'm just a child...
Please give me.... the toys I want....
Just one thing.... I can cause strife...
Are you scared....,
I'll whi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine?

Burn, (burn, burn) burn, burn...
Burn that kinder-garten down!
[mom and did sing these next three lines]
Learn, (learn, learn) learn, learn
Son you're off to kindergarten now!
Yeah!


Can I go?.... play outside...
Do they have.... recess time...?
Don't wanna go to that kindergarten
Heard that's the place they'll teach ya
'Cause I am 5, still a child ma
I barely finished pre-school!

Can't you see?.... I'm just a child...
Please give me.... the toys I want....
Hate learning.... I'll cry all night...
And you know....,
I'll whi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine!*

Burn, (burn, burn) burn, burn...
Burn that kinder-garten down!
[mom and did sing these two lines]
Learn, (learn, learn) learn, learn
Son you're off to kindergarten now!
WHAH!
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher * That word is inflected/carried for about 10 seconds.

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Olvan The Terrible - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Yay, another STP parody! And a good one too.
alvin rhodes - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah...those were the days...5s
Adagio - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I found a sample, at least, from the album "Thank You". Those days can be traumatic! :D different, teachers, rooms, etc. 5's
AFW - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good soliloquy
carol - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
another good one 555
Red Ant - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Olvan, Alvin, Pat, AFW and Carol. Olvan, I may have more soon.
tomario - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment
this is kids stuff lol maybe you could do a parody of an adut going to a swingers party and call it "sindergarten" nice parody 555
Johnny D - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Ahhh, a delicious Read Whine!
Matthias - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
We're all living in a Youngster's Paradise!
Agrimorfee - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(abc3) DKTOS, but I'll be damned if you didn't capture the 5-year old spirit of Scott Weiland. This 'll be high up there in the votes.
Michael McVey - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
C'mon, boy, how are you going to learn about partial differential equations with that attitude??? 5's!---MM
Kristof Robertson - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3K) "Class, I'd like you all to welcome our new pupil- his name is Damien"..;-) Great stuff. 555
Stuart McArthur - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3K) I'm thinking familiarity with this OS would help the cause a lot with this one, but 555 on reputation, Jack ;-)
Red Ant - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Belated thanks to Tomario, Johnny D, Matthias, Agrimorfee, Michael McVey, Kristof and Stu.

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