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Music Quotes:

If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.

Band Name Origins:

Scott Weiland remembered a sticker on his bicycle as a child that had the letters "STP" on it. They were originally going to call the band "Shirley Temple's P****." Submitted by: Matt
It was said once on MTV, that STP stood for Stereo Time Pirates. Submitted by: JS

Why the Name is Stupid:

They should change it to Stoned Temple Pilots cause the lead singers always stoned.(Stonin himself in a temple while he was a pilot?) Submitted by: Chewy
What the hell is a Stone temple Pilot? Are there Stone Church pilots? Submitted by: Billy Florio

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name	Comments & Submitter Name
"Plush"	Where are you going for tomorrow? Where are you going with the mask I found? - Brian Kelly
"Big Empty"	The song itself is empty of the title. - Brian Kelly
"Interstate Love Song"	"Leaving on a Southern Train" would have been a better title. - Rocky
"Sex Type Thing"	The title implies that the song is about rape, so none of these words appeared in the song. - Rocky Road

New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
Stoned Temple Pilots	The lead singer always sounds like he's stoned	newrock

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Flush"	"Plush"	Kaylie L
"Trippin' On A Weird Fin' Title For A Song*"	"Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart"	Craig Feldspar
"Plays of the Week"	"Days of the Week"	aldrAea
"Ways of a Geek"	"Days of the Week"	Josh Waldon (Giloth)
"Daze Of The Weak"	"Days Of The Week"	newschool

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Naked Sunday,"	A day can't wear clothes	newschool
"Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart,"	I hate it when that happens	newschool

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Plus" originally "Plush"

Serafina

"Intestate Love Song" originally "Interstate Love Song"

Intestate= dying without will OR having no shell

Jamie Burke

"Lush" originally "Plush"

Nobody's thought of this, either.

My Name Is Joe

"Push" originally "Plush"

surprised no one's thought of this yet

Serafina

"Interstate Love Son" originally "Interstate Love Song"

Tom

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Sexy Type Thing" originally "Sex Type Thing"

rocky

"Sex Typed Thing" originally "Sex Type Thing"

As in typing 'sex' on your typewriter

rocky

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"All In The Suet That You Wear" originally "All In The Suit That You Wear"

Heather Brockwell

"Blush" originally "Plush"

rocky

"Flush" originally "Plush"

tom

"Dour Girl" originally "Sour Girl"

She was VERY sour!

rocky

"Soul Girl" originally "Sour Girl"

rocky

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Creep"	"Freak!"	Lionel Mertens
"Creep"	"K-Fed"	S.T.G.
"Plush"	"Plush (misheard lyrics version)"	tom
"Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart"	"The 'Olestra Has Some Side Effects' Song"	Red Ant
"Sex Type Thing"	"Cornholio Type Thing"	Ned Riley
"Wicked Garden"	"Kindergarten"	Red Ant
"Sex Type Thing"	"Please Twins! Trilogy: Kousei's Thing"	Stephen Harrington
"Sin"	"Sink ( Red Ant vs Stephen )"	Red Ant
"Sin"	"My Opinion Of The FCC(Step-chan vs Red Ant)"	Stephen Harrington
"Wet My Bed/Crackerman"	"Searching For Metal Monsters"	Stephen Harrington
There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Dead And Bloated	Yasser Arafat's House	BadKarma Chameleon
Sex Type Thing	Rape Crisis Hotline	Hrothgar

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Naked Sunday Stone Temple Pilots	Pictures of You The Cure	Naked Pictures of You I was young and needed the money!	Big D

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Guns 'n' Pilots

Guns 'n' Roses combined with Stone Temple Pilots

Only after submitting the previous idea, did I realise that Velvet Revolver could have ended up with the most seriously tasteless name in rock history.

Submitted By: neptunevsmars

Queens Of The Stone Temple Pilots Age

Queens Of The Stone Age combined with Stone Temple Pilots

Submitted By: Erin Amidon

Sly And The Family Stone Temple Pilots

Sly And The Family Stone combined with Stone Temple Pilots

Submitted By: Heidi

Stone Temple Pony Pilots

Stone Ponies combined with Stone Temple Pilots

Submitted By: Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend

There are additional Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Plush" Misheard Lyrics: Where you going for tomorrow? Where you going with the Master Card? Original Lyrics: Where ya going for tomorrow? Where ya going with that mask I found?	"Interstate Love Song" Misheard Lyrics: Feelin' like a I had a mustard shake Original Lyrics: Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame
"Interstate Love Song" Misheard Lyrics: Do you laugh at dogs that cry? Original Lyrics: Do you laugh or does it cry?	"Plush" Misheard Lyrics: Toboggan, toboggan, toboggan Original Lyrics: To find her, To find her, to find her
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Plush"

Misheard Lyrics:

Toboggan, toboggan, toboggan

Original Lyrics:

To find her, To find her, to find her

Story about this misheard lyric by: unf

It came on at work one day on KROQ. My (friend) and I were in the shop when this came on. After I heard the chorus, I thought of that bobsledding sport, toboggan or whatever. I put 2 and 2 together; and needless to say, we were laughing our a***s off.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Big Empty"

Better Lyrics:

It's time to take her home
And beat her down with a marshmallow

Original Lyrics:

Time to take her home
Her dizzy head is conscience-laden

Submitted by: N.H. Ayton

"The Days Of The Week"

Better Lyrics:

Tuesday, kick me in the crotch

Original Lyrics:

Tuesday, shoot me in the head

Submitted by: DJ Kaito

"Hollywood Bitch"

Better Lyrics:

Red Blue White
There he goes again
Canadien
He's cool and it's unreal

Original Lyrics:

Rock star life
Turn on the switch
Hollywood bitch
So fake that she seems real

Submitted by: LoneWolf

Funny Lyrics:

"Still Remains"

The Funny Lyrics:

Pick a song and sing a yellow nectarine

Why They're Funny:

At first I was like, 'what the heck? that doesn't make sinse!' But I liked it anyway. and then I realized that he switched the words around. It should be 'Sing a song and pick a yellow nectarine' I like it his way better.

Submitted by: Krista

"Sex Type Thing"

The Funny Lyrics:

I said I wanna get next to you,
ya wouldnt want me to hurt ya too, hurt ya too

Why They're Funny:

Well we all know that it has been proven that he probably will 'hurt ya too' if you dont do as he says...; )

Submitted by: Mike Florio

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Sex Type Thing"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

Here I come, I come, I come, I come (Repeat 7 times)

Why They're Repetitive:

When are you going to come, Weiland? The woman is tired of waiting.

Submitted by: newrock

"Down"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

Ya, I've been waiting for my Sunday girl
Ya, I've been waiting for my Sunday girl, now (Repeat)

Why They're Repetitive:

His Sunday girl is probably a nun by now

Submitted by: newrock

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Trippin' On A Hole (In A Paper Heart)"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

I am I am I said
I'm not myself, but I'm not dead
and I'm not for sale
So keep your bankroll lottery
eat your salad day
deathbed motorcade

Why They're Nonsensical:

'Keep your bankroll lottery. Eat your salad day. Deathbed motorcade': In what way is this NOT non-sensical? I'm not sure what Salad Day is, but I hope there's lots of dressing. And deathbed motorcade ALMOST makes sense, except that the motorcade comes when you are already in a coffin. It's as if they wanted this part to make no sense. Either that, or they were just doing free-association trying to make the words rhyme.

Submitted by: ProphetZarquon

"Plush"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?

Why They're Nonsensical:

Who's smelling here? The dogs? Her? If they smell her, she's not alone then, and... I don't get it!

Submitted by: Proteus

There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.