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Music Quotes:

If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
 

Band Name Origins:

  • Scott Weiland remembered a sticker on his bicycle as a child that had the letters "STP" on it. They were originally going to call the band "Shirley Temple's P****." Submitted by: Matt
  • It was said once on MTV, that STP stood for Stereo Time Pirates. Submitted by: JS

Why the Name is Stupid:

  • The Stone Temple part makes sense. But where do pilots come into this? Submitted by: Travis
  • They should change it to Stoned Temple Pilots cause the lead singers always stoned.(Stonin himself in a temple while he was a pilot?) Submitted by: Chewy
  • What the hell is a Stone temple Pilot? Are there Stone Church pilots? Submitted by: Billy Florio

Performer Nick Names:

Known informally as: STP. Submitted by: Rocky

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Plush"Well, the dogs, they found her/I got time, time, wait for tomorrow - Jonathan S.
"Plush"Where are you going for tomorrow? Where are you going with the mask I found? - Brian Kelly
"Big Empty"The song itself is empty of the title. - Brian Kelly
"Interstate Love Song""Leaving on a Southern Train" would have been a better title. - Rocky
"Sex Type Thing"The title implies that the song is about rape, so none of these words appeared in the song. - Rocky Road

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Stoned Temple PilotsThe lead singer always sounds like he's stonedBob

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Flush""Plush"Kaylie L
"Trippin' On A Weird F***in' Title For A Song""Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart"Craig Feldspar
"Plays of the Week""Days of the Week"aldrAea
"Ways of a Geek""Days of the Week"Josh Waldon (Giloth)
"Daze Of The Weak""Days Of The Week"newschool

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Naked Sunday,"A day can't wear clothesnewschool
"Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart,"I hate it when that happensnewschool

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Rippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart" originally "Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart"
Josh
"Plus" originally "Plush"
Serafina
"Intestate Love Song" originally "Interstate Love Song"
Intestate= dying without will OR having no shell
Jamie Burke
"Lush" originally "Plush"
Nobody's thought of this, either.
My Name Is Joe
"Push" originally "Plush"
surprised no one's thought of this yet
Serafina

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Comma" originally "Coma"
Scott Weiland's favorite punctuation mark?
Josh
"Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Hearth" originally "Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart"
Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"Sexy Type Thing" originally "Sex Type Thing"
rocky
"Sex Typed Thing" originally "Sex Type Thing"
As in typing 'sex' on your typewriter
rocky

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Bag Empty" originally "Big Empty"
Naomi Swanson
"Soup Girl" originally "Sour Girl"
Genevieve
"All In The Suet That You Wear" originally "All In The Suit That You Wear"
Heather Brockwell
"Blush" originally "Plush"
Robin
"Flush" originally "Plush"
Robin

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Creep""Freak!"Lionel Mertens
"Creep""K-Fed"S.T.G.
"Plush""Plush (misheard lyrics version)"tom
"Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart""The 'Olestra Has Some Side Effects' Song"Red Ant
"Sex Type Thing""Cornholio Type Thing"Ned Riley
"Wicked Garden""Kindergarten"Red Ant
"Sex Type Thing""Please Twins! Trilogy: Kousei's Thing"Stephen Harrington
"Sin""Sink ( Red Ant vs Stephen )"Red Ant
"Sin""My Opinion Of The FCC(Step-chan vs Red Ant)"Stephen Harrington
"Wet My Bed/Crackerman""Searching For Metal Monsters"Stephen Harrington

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Dead And BloatedYasser Arafat's HouseBadKarma Chameleon
Sex Type ThingRape Crisis HotlineHrothgar

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Naked Sunday
   Stone Temple Pilots
Pictures of You
   The Cure
Naked Pictures of You
I was young and needed the money!
Big D

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Guns 'n' Pilots
Guns 'n' Roses combined with Stone Temple Pilots
Only after submitting the previous idea, did I realise that Velvet Revolver could have ended up with the most seriously tasteless name in rock history.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Queens Of The Stone Temple Pilots Age
Queens Of The Stone Age combined with Stone Temple Pilots
Submitted By: Erin Amidon
Sly And The Family Stone Temple Pilots
Sly And The Family Stone combined with Stone Temple Pilots
Submitted By: Heidi
Stone Temple Pony Pilots
Stone Ponies combined with Stone Temple Pilots
Submitted By: Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend

There are additional Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Plush"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I see the weasel I've become ... And I see the weasel-y eyes of misery
Original Lyrics:
And I see that these are lies to come ... And I see, that these are the eyes of disarray
"Plush"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel, and I feel When the dogs are in the slammer
Original Lyrics:
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her.
"Plush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where you going for tomorrow?
Where you going with the Master Card?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
"Interstate Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feelin' like a I had a mustard shake
Original Lyrics:
Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Plush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toboggan, toboggan, toboggan
Original Lyrics:
To find her, To find her, to find her

Story about this misheard lyric by: unf

It came on at work one day on KROQ. My (friend) and I were in the shop when this came on. After I heard the chorus, I thought of that bobsledding sport, toboggan or whatever. I put 2 and 2 together; and needless to say, we were laughing our a***s off.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Big Empty"
Better Lyrics:
It's time to take her home
And beat her down with a marshmallow
Original Lyrics:
Time to take her home
Her dizzy head is conscience-laden
Submitted by: N.H. Ayton
"The Days Of The Week"
Better Lyrics:
Tuesday, kick me in the crotch
Original Lyrics:
Tuesday, shoot me in the head
Submitted by: DJ Kaito
"Hollywood Bitch"
Better Lyrics:
Red Blue White
There he goes again
Canadien
He's cool and it's unreal
Original Lyrics:
Rock star life
Turn on the switch
Hollywood bitch
So fake that she seems real
Submitted by: LoneWolf

Funny Lyrics:

"Still Remains"
The Funny Lyrics:
Pick a song and sing a yellow nectarine
Why They're Funny:
At first I was like, 'what the heck? that doesn't make sinse!' But I liked it anyway. and then I realized that he switched the words around. It should be 'Sing a song and pick a yellow nectarine' I like it his way better.
Submitted by: Krista
"Sex Type Thing"
The Funny Lyrics:
I said I wanna get next to you,
ya wouldnt want me to hurt ya too, hurt ya too
Why They're Funny:
Well we all know that it has been proven that he probably will 'hurt ya too' if you dont do as he says...; )
Submitted by: Mike Florio

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Sex Type Thing"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Here I come, I come, I come, I come (Repeat 7 times)
Why They're Repetitive:
When are you going to come, Weiland? The woman is tired of waiting.
Submitted by: newrock
"Down"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Ya, I've been waiting for my Sunday girl
Ya, I've been waiting for my Sunday girl, now (Repeat)
Why They're Repetitive:
His Sunday girl is probably a nun by now
Submitted by: newrock

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Plush"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?
Why They're Nonsensical:
Who's smelling here? The dogs? Her? If they smell her, she's not alone then, and... I don't get it!
Submitted by: Tarquin
"Trippin' On A Hole (In A Paper Heart)"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I am I am I said
I'm not myself, but I'm not dead
and I'm not for sale
So keep your bankroll lottery
eat your salad day
deathbed motorcade
Why They're Nonsensical:
'Keep your bankroll lottery. Eat your salad day. Deathbed motorcade': In what way is this NOT non-sensical? I'm not sure what Salad Day is, but I hope there's lots of dressing. And deathbed motorcade ALMOST makes sense, except that the motorcade comes when you are already in a coffin. It's as if they wanted this part to make no sense. Either that, or they were just doing free-association trying to make the words rhyme.
Submitted by: ProphetZarquon
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Big Bang Baby"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Hoach Crunch Mama
What you've done last night.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Whatever they were on when they wrote this lyric must have been some pretty funky stuff.
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Dirty Lyrics:

"Sex Type Thing"
The Dirty Lyrics:
I know you want what's on my mind
I know you want what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside.
Why They're Dirty:
The songs not about 24/7 thinking of sex...its about rape.
Submitted by: Buzzkill
"Sex Type Thing"
The Dirty Lyrics:
I know you want
what's on my mind
I know you want
what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside.
I know you want
what's on my mind
Why They're Dirty:
What's on some guy's minds 24/7? Sex.
Submitted by: Celeste

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Art School Girl"
The Lyrics:
I gotta girlfriend, she goes to parties
Underground parties, Andy Warhol everywhere
Who They Mention:
Andy Warhol
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Vaseline"
The Lyrics:
Flies in the Vaseline, we are.
Product Brand Name:
Vaseline, of course
Submitted by: rocky
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Lady Picture Show"
Opening Lines:
Lady picture show, she hides behind the bedroom doors.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Smelliest Poop Tent Submitted by: Josh

Song Title Anagrams:

"Accused Horny Hut" originally "Church on Tuesday"
Submitted by: Josh
"Pity a Crushed Owl" originally "Lady Picture Show"
Poor owl! Never saw it coming!
Submitted by: Josh

Song Title Acrostics:

BE: "Big Empty"
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Shady Picture Low" originally "Lady Picture Show"
Submitted by: rocky
"Art Ghoul Squirrel" originally "Art School Girl"
Submitted by: Beverly Stiles

Names as a Word Bank:

Pointless simpleton poems Submitted by: ChuckyG

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Simple Pine Toilets originally "Stone Temple Pilots"
Submitted by: Millie Verst
Tone Pimple Stylets originally "Stone Temple Pilots"
Submitted by: Barry Amassa Tate

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