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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Stone Temple Pilots that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 122 misheard song lyrics for Stone Temple Pilots on amIright currently.

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"All In The Suit That You Wear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, you, you keep a wok in the razor.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, you, you keep a-walkin' the razor.
"All In The Suit That You Wear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the soup that you wear.
Original Lyrics:
It's in the suit that you wear.
"Army Ants" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I gotta, man I gotta find the reason why, a woman ate a man
Original Lyrics:
Gotta gotta now, gotta find a reason why, a woman ain't a man
I kind of think my version sounds like a better fit for the song.
"Art School Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I told you five hundred times.
Original Lyrics:
I told you five or four times.
"Art School Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I told you five one more times.
or
I told you five or more times.
Original Lyrics:
I told you five or four times.
"Big Bang Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big band baby
or
Big boom baby
or
Big boom baby
Original Lyrics:
Big bang baby
"Big Bang Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna cry but I gotta laugh,
oshkosh mamma it's a laugh laugh laugh
(oshkosk is a kids clothing line....hence oshkosh mamma)
Original Lyrics:
I wanna cry but I gotta laugh,
orange crush mamma, it's a laugh laugh laugh
"Big Bang Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is for free.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing's for free.
"Big Bang Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you saw us signing autographs
Original Lyrics:
Sell your soul and sign an autograph
"Big Bang Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wonderful things
Original Lyrics:
Love is for free.
"Big Empty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It bleeds today no condemnation
Original Lyrics:
It leaves today no conversation
"Big Empty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke a cigarette and laugh some more
Original Lyrics:
Smoke a cigarette and lie some more
"Coma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody sings it
Nobody hits him
So keep your secret
Original Lyrics:
Nobody sees it
Nobody hears it
So keep your secret
"Crackerman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kickin' as I'm tryin' to sleep
I got a monkey in my shoes
Original Lyrics:
Kickin' as I'm tryin' to sleep
I got the mud beneath my shoes
"Creep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All's I got is Tom.
Original Lyrics:
All's I got is time.
"Creep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling on the spot
Original Lyrics:
Feeling uninspired
"Creep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm half the man I used to be
I feel lazy dog.
Original Lyrics:
I'm half the man I used to me
This I feel as the dawn.
"Creep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm half the man I used to be
The flea's legs are gone.
Original Lyrics:
I'm half the man I used to me
This I feel as the dawn.
"Creep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the doughnut fades away
Original Lyrics:
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray
"Creep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take time with a wooden ham
'Cause it likes to heal, unlock the steel.
Original Lyrics:
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal, I like to steal.
"Creep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she tells me I'm a queef
Original Lyrics:
Then she tells me I'm a creep
"Creep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she tells me I'm a queer.
Original Lyrics:
Then she tells me I'm a creep.
"Creep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm half the man I used to be
'Cause I feel as a doggy-face
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm half the man I used to be
As I see as the dawn it fades
"Dead & Bloated" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am smelling like the rose that somebody gave me
I'm a fucking dead man.
Original Lyrics:
I am smelling like the rose that somebody gave me
On my birthday death bed.
"Dead And Bloated"
Misheard Lyrics:
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout your ma.
Original Lyrics:
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow.
"Dead And Bloated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Righteous is the spatula.
Original Lyrics:
Right she says it's natural.
"Dead And Bloated"
Misheard Lyrics:
That Sam Bada gave me
Original Lyrics:
That somebody gave me
"Hello, It's Late" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Mary
Original Lyrics:
We're married
"Hollywood Bitch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Monster life
Original Lyrics:
Rock star life
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you laugh at dogs that cry?
Original Lyrics:
Do you laugh or does it cry?
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you laugh at those who cry?
Original Lyrics:
Do you laugh or does it cry?
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feelin' like I had a mustard shake
Original Lyrics:
Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feelin' like a ham and mustard chained
Original Lyrics:
Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feelin' like a hand in rusted chains
or
Feeling like a handy rusted chain
or
Feelin' like a hand that loves to shake
or
Feelin' like a ham and mustard shake
or
Feelin' like a ham and mustard shake
Original Lyrics:
Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like I handled rusted chains.
Original Lyrics:
Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame.
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like a ham and mustard shake
Original Lyrics:
Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like a handy mustard shake.
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a hand in rusted chains.
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hollandaise what I seemed to be
Only rasta-fied go by
Original Lyrics:
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watched the time go by
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leavin' on a soul train
or
Leavin' on a slow train
or
Leavin' on a slow train
Original Lyrics:
Leavin' on a southern train
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaving on a Soul Train
Original Lyrics:
Leaving on a southern train
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaving on a subtle tree
Original Lyrics:
Leaving on a southern train
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaving on a sudden train
Original Lyrics:
Leavin' on a southern train
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weiland, don't like a Sunday afternoon.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting, on a Sunday afternoon.
"Lady Picture Show" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady picture shows her husband on the bedroom door
Lady picture shows her husband on the bedroom door
She hides because she don't know love him, don't know love him anymore.
Original Lyrics:
Lady picture show, she hides behind the bedroom door
Lady picture show, she hides behind the bedroom wall
She hides because she don't know nothin', don't know nothin' anymore.
"Lady Picture Show" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay the picture so it hides behind the bedroom door
Original Lyrics:
Lady picture show, she hides behind the bedroom door
"Piece of Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's starting me down
Wearing a crown of apple peels
Original Lyrics:
It's staring me down
Wearing a crown of apathy
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel the fear
Original Lyrics:
And I feel, and I feel
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel, and I feel,
When the dogs are in the slammer
Original Lyrics:
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her.
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smither.
Original Lyrics:
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her.
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I see that these are lost-a-gum.
or
...Laws to go.
Original Lyrics:
And I see that these are lies to come.
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I see the weasel I've become...
Original Lyrics:
And I see that these are lies to come...
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I see, the diesel the eyes of disarray
or
And I see the weasel-y eyes of misery
Original Lyrics:
And I see, that these are the eyes of disarray.
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be there.
Original Lyrics:
And I feel it.
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be there
Where you goin' with a master bound
Original Lyrics:
And I feel it
Where you goin' with the mask you found
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the feeling of fear
When the dogs begin to smell her.
or
And the feeling I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her.
Original Lyrics:
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her.
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And these are the eyes of Mr. Ed.
Original Lyrics:
And these are the eyes of disarray.
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got time time to wait for tomorrow,
to find him, to find him, to find Ed
Original Lyrics:
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow,
to find it, to find it, to find it.
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guitar's a wasted goal.
Original Lyrics:
The time's a wasted go.
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a field so much depends on the weather
Original Lyrics:
And I feel so much depends on the weather
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In my head, in my head, in my head
Original Lyrics:
To find it, to find it, to find it
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jafine head, Jafine head, Jafine head.
Original Lyrics:
To find it, to find it, to find it.
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red dawns of fire
Original Lyrics:
When the dogs do find her
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These are the eyes of Desiree.
Original Lyrics:
These are the eyes of disarrray.
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time's a ways to come.
Original Lyrics:
Time's a wasted go.
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To vomit
Original Lyrics:
To find it
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Toboggan, toboggan, toboggan
Original Lyrics:
To find it, to find it, to find it
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the dog's defined her
got tired and tried to wait for tomorrow to fight it,
to fight it, to fight it
Original Lyrics:
When the dogs do find her,
got time time to wait for tomorrow to find it,
to find it, to find it
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the dawn gets brighter
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow, in my head
In my head, in my head
Original Lyrics:
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow to find it
To find it, to find it.
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the dogs defile her
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow. defile her
Defile her, defile her.
Original Lyrics:
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow to find it
To find it, to find it.
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the dogs devour her,
got time time to wait for tomorrow to find him,
to find him, to find him
Original Lyrics:
When the dogs do find her,
got time time to wait for tomorrow to find it,
to find it, to find it
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where ya goin' (be)fore tomorrow?
Where ya goin' where the master found?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where ya goin' for tomorrow?
Where ya goin' where the master found?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya goin' for tomorrow?
Where ya goin' with the mask I found?
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where ya goin' with the lost and found
or
Where ya goin' with the master plan
or
Where ya goin' with the master plan
Original Lyrics:
Where ya goin' with the mask I found
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Where's the smell of love?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that Mastercard?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that Mastiff hound?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with the master plan?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with the mask I found?
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with the mastiff hound?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with the mask I found
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where ya going when the master calls?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya going with the mask I found?
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where ya going with the mastiff hound?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya going with that mask I found?
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where ya going with the mastodon?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya going with that mask I found?
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where you going for tomorrow?
Where you going with the Master Card?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where'd you go till tomorrow?
Where'd you go when your lost and found?
And I feel, And I feel when the dogs begin to smell her
Will she eat a bone?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel when the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the salmon loaf?
Original Lyrics:
Will she smell alone?
"Plush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabweeeee!
Original Lyrics:
To find her, To find her, to find her
"Sex Type Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't, I ain't, I ain't
a fallin' into your aptitude
Original Lyrics:
I ain't, I ain't I ain't
a buyin' into your apathy
"Sex Type Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said you shouldn't have a home address
Original Lyrics:
I said you shouldn't have worn that dress
"Sex Type Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said you shouldn't have a walnut dress
Original Lyrics:
I said you shouldn't have worn that dress.
"Sex Type Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said you shouldn't have a wrong address.
Original Lyrics:
I said you shouldn't have worn that dress.
"Sex Type Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna learn a new velocity.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna learn ya my philosophy.
"Sour Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The rollercoaster grinds an older one
Original Lyrics:
The rollercoaster ride's a lonely one
"Sour Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What would you do, if I followed
Original Lyrics:
What would you do, my brother?
"Sour Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What would you do? I found her.
Original Lyrics:
What would you do, my brother?
"Sour Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What would you if I fell down on you?
Original Lyrics:
What would you do if I followed you?
"Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am what I am, I said I love myself
I did it, and not for sale.
Original Lyrics:
I am, I am, I said I'm not myself
I'm not dead and I'm not for sale.
"Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not deadly enough for sale.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not dead and I'm not for sale.
"Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not kidding, I'm not for sale.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not dead and I'm not for sale.
"Tumble In The Rough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead fish don't swim around in Jill's thighs
Original Lyrics:
Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides.
"Tumble in the Rough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead fish don't swim around in Jill's thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides.
"Unglued" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got 'The Simpsons' coming on t.v.
Original Lyrics:
I've got this thing, it's coming over me.
"Unglued" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the Swedish coming over me.
Original Lyrics:
I've got this feelin' it's coming over me.
"Unglued" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the sweetest girl in love with me.
Original Lyrics:
I've got this feelin' it's coming over me.
"Unglued" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got this Felix coming over me
I've got this helix coming over me
I've got this feelin' comin' over me
Original Lyrics:
I got this thing it's coming over me
I got this thing it's coming over me
I got this feelin' coming over me
"Unglued" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got this Felix coming over me
Original Lyrics:
I've got this feelin' it's coming over me
"Unglued" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got this p*nis coming over me.
Original Lyrics:
I've got this thing, it's coming over me.
"Unglued" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got this phoenix coming over me
Original Lyrics:
I've got this thing it's coming over me
"Unglued" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moderation is mastication
Original Lyrics:
Moderation is masturbation
"Unglued" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My relation is masturbation.
Original Lyrics:
Moderation is masturbation.
"Unglued" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, we're singing-songing all the way.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, I got this feeling coming over me.
"Vasoline" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is in the fastlane, you know.
Original Lyrics:
Flies in the Vasoline, we are.
"Vasoline" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lives in the Vaseline we are
Original Lyrics:
Flies in the Vasoline we are
"Vasoline" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trust in the Vasoline we are.
Original Lyrics:
Flies in the Vasoline, we are.
"Were The River Goes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a penus big as a mountain
I want a fly as high as the sun.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be as big as a mountain
I wanna fly as high as the sun.
"Wicked Garden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna walk through your empty garden
or
I wanna wake in your naked garden
or
I wanna wake in your naked garden
Original Lyrics:
I wanna run through your wicked garden
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh, ahh! Ohh, ahh!
Original Lyrics:
Hold on! Hold on!

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