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Song Parodies -> "Cleaning Out The Bunghole"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome To The Jungle"

Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Cleaning Out The Bunghole"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

I have said before basically "No more poo parodies, but other gross stuff is fair game"....this is fair game. " Rectum? I d*mn near killed him ". Little enema joke there. Anyway the whole song is here, not going to be a lazy douche about that lol. From the view of a concerned enema ( hey, if I was going there, I'd be concerned ). PS- " Splash " is a parodied name of GNR's " Slash "
( intro )
" Oh My GOD!! "
( patient screaming )
( instrument-ill )

Cleaning out the bunghole
It's not fun or games
I'm not anything you want
People they call me names
I am the bottle in your 'hind
Enema you may need
If you're crammed of Reese's Pieces*
I am your relief

In the bunghole
Cleaning out the bunghole
Might want to get on your, shi-,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,ns, and knees, knees
Oh!, I, I want to make you clean!

Cleaning out the bunghole
You'll take me all today
You don't want me butt's gonna need
I'm no small price to pay
And that's a very stinky hole
It's very hard to clean
All that crap is packed tight
But I think I can set it free

In the bunghole
Enter into bunghole
I'm your, your, your, your Listerine*
Oh!, I, I wanna hear you scream!

( short Splash solo and patient " Ughs " )

Entering the bunghole
Into the hershey highway
You learn ta live with with an enema
In the bunghole I'm to stay
I am an a$$-monger it's such a scene
You take me so anally
You can eat anything you want
Butt you're gonna still get it from me

In the bunghole
Cleaning out the bunghole
Might want to get on your, shi-,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,ns and knees, knees
Oh!, I wanna hear you scream!

( partly cleaned break )

And your brown eye will never
Ever see it lay down, lay down, lay down, in town.....
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha Owww!

( main Splash solo )

You know where I am?
I'm in the bunghole, baby!
You're gonna cry!

In the bunghole
Cleaning out the bunghole
I'm filling all of your, bu-,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,ts need, needs
In the bunghole
Cleaning out the bunghole
I'm your, oh your, your, your Mr. Clean*
In the bunghole
Cleaning out the bunghole
Ignoring all your, recta-,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l, pleas, please?
Exiting bunghole
Exit out of bunghole
Washed that thing crap no more
I have just cleaned you out
( outro of emptiness )
copyright 2005+ Red Ant. * are trademarks of whoever makes these

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 18

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Kristof Robertson - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Uggghh! I feel sore just reading this. 555
Adagio - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Ouch...a sore parody.
Rick C - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
With friends like you, who needs enemas? 555
Johnny D - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Watch out when you go poking the chocolate starfish, heh heh heh!
Adagio - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny, I just noticed that comment by you...that's a new one on me...chocolate starfish. Funny name.
Red Ant - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof R, Adagio, Rick C, and Johnny D. To parody another saying: " Keep your friends close and your enemas closer ".
Scrawny Johnny - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I've really fallen "behind" on getting to this one. Butt, the votes are there. I'll "colon" your help when dealing with GnR parodies in the future.
Red Ant - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Scrawny Johnny.
dennis - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
No, no Listerine. Silver nitrate. I recall its burn all too well forty+ years later. Then, later, there were exams (screaming) and finally, surgery in my mid-thirties. I can honestly say I've more or less lived what you wrote.
Matthias - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm not a fan of bathroom parodies by any means, but I ain't going to lie and say that this one was't well done. The title subs you used in this were to die for, "Listerine" and of course the title itself "Bunghole"... Not a bad job here Mr. Ant, not a bad job at all.
Rex - June 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Bet you're glad you've got this one behind you. There's only three things to say about this parody: Eeew. Ouch. 5's.
Agrimorfee - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
This is probably the prequel to my"Patients". :) What really makes this is the adlibs that aren't adlibs throughout.
bobpiecheese - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I don't know much about enemas, although I can get the general gist from this parody...sounds painful. Great work here, Ant. 555 [whatever enemas are delivered with] up the anal cavity.
Below Average Dave - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Holy crap Dude--woah--I'll never be able to listen to this song without laughing again. TCOP--enemas aren't really all that painful, but they are uncomfortable. . .don't ask. . .Jack, this one was crazy funny. Matty--"Puke. . .Puke. . .Puke"

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