( intro )
" Oh My GOD!! "
( patient screaming )
( instrument-ill )

Cleaning out the bunghole
It's not fun or games
I'm not anything you want
People they call me names
I am the bottle in your 'hind
Enema you may need
If you're crammed of Reese's Pieces*
I am your relief

In the bunghole
Cleaning out the bunghole
Might want to get on your, shi-,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,ns, and knees, knees
Oh!, I, I want to make you clean!

Cleaning out the bunghole
You'll take me all today
You don't want me butt's gonna need
I'm no small price to pay
And that's a very stinky hole
It's very hard to clean
All that crap is packed tight
But I think I can set it free

In the bunghole
Enter into bunghole
I'm your, your, your, your Listerine*
Oh!, I, I wanna hear you scream!

( short Splash solo and patient " Ughs " )

Entering the bunghole
Into the hershey highway
You learn ta live with with an enema
In the bunghole I'm to stay
I am an a$$-monger it's such a scene
You take me so anally
You can eat anything you want
Butt you're gonna still get it from me

In the bunghole
Cleaning out the bunghole
Might want to get on your, shi-,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,ns and knees, knees
Oh!, I wanna hear you scream!

( partly cleaned break )

And your brown eye will never
Ever see it lay down, lay down, lay down, in town.....
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha Owww!

( main Splash solo )

You know where I am?
I'm in the bunghole, baby!
You're gonna cry!
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

In the bunghole
Cleaning out the bunghole
I'm filling all of your, bu-,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,ts need, needs
In the bunghole
Cleaning out the bunghole
I'm your, oh your, your, your Mr. Clean*
In the bunghole
Cleaning out the bunghole
Ignoring all your, recta-,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l,l, pleas, please?
Exiting bunghole
Exit out of bunghole
Washed that thing crap no more
I have just cleaned you out
Ha!
( outro of emptiness )