Song Parodies -> Big-Arsed One
| Original Song Title: | "Hard Sun" |
| Original Performer: | Eddie Vedder |
| Parody Song Title: | "Big-Arsed One" |
| Parody Written by: | Red Ant |
Indio originally did the song in 1989, but I'm using Eddie Vedder's excellent cover version from the movie "Into The Wild". Bracketed words are spoken and not in the radio version of the song.
{Start the mooin'!}
When I walk beside her
I am the smaller man
Tried to get around her
Was almost.... swallowed by her ass
She can kill with thigh-vry power
So you should never get too close
Space - meets time and gravity
She'll suck you in again
She's a big....
A big-arsed hun...
Scaring all the small people
Mmm, she's a big-arsed... girl...
As to what her size is
It's an - unsolved mystery
She's - on the seafood diet
Eats all of the food she sees
Once took out a whole buffet
And, twice, the churro stand
She's as wide as wide can be
Somehow her tush... still expands
It's a big.... (whoooaa!...)
A big-arsed rump...
Squishing all the small people
She's a big-arsed... girl...
Oh, she has a big.... (arrrgh!...)
A big, lard bum...
Sitting on my pet beagle
She's a big-arsed... girl...
Saw her go across a river
She tipped the ferry on its side
When she climbed up on the land
She made glass out of the sand...
{Spoken:
"I read somewhere...
how important it is in life not necessarily to be big...
but to think big.
To measure yourself at least once...
[Without using a scale made for livestock]
To find yourself, at least once, in the most ancient of eating conditions:
[Without a microwave]
That's not the way it is here..." }
She's a big....
A big-arsed hun...
Mobile home for lost seagulls...
She's a big-arsed... girl...
Her friends are albino
'cause she blocks out all the sun
Butt so big it completely surrounds her
Looks the same from back or front
Supersize, her order
She's never seen her feet
You'll be safe with this advice:
Don't ever race her to a seat!
She's a big....
A big-arsed one...
Scaring all the small people
Mmm, she's a big-arsed... girl...
Ah, it's a big....
A big-arsed rump...
Squishing all the small people
Mmm, she's a big-arsed... girl...
Oh, she has a big....
A big, lard bum...
Sitting on my pet beagle
She's a big-arsed... girl...
She's a big....
A big-arsed... hun...
Mobile home for lost seagulls...
She's a big-arsed... girl...
She's a big...
A big-arsed... one
Feeding on the small people
She's a big-arsed girl....
*gulp!*
When I walk beside her
I am the smaller man
Tried to get around her
Was almost.... swallowed by her ass
She can kill with thigh-vry power
So you should never get too close
Space - meets time and gravity
She'll suck you in again
She's a big....
A big-arsed hun...
Scaring all the small people
Mmm, she's a big-arsed... girl...
As to what her size is
It's an - unsolved mystery
She's - on the seafood diet
Eats all of the food she sees
Once took out a whole buffet
And, twice, the churro stand
She's as wide as wide can be
Somehow her tush... still expands
It's a big.... (whoooaa!...)
A big-arsed rump...
Squishing all the small people
She's a big-arsed... girl...
Oh, she has a big.... (arrrgh!...)
A big, lard bum...
Sitting on my pet beagle
She's a big-arsed... girl...
Saw her go across a river
She tipped the ferry on its side
When she climbed up on the land
She made glass out of the sand...
{Spoken:
"I read somewhere...
how important it is in life not necessarily to be big...
but to think big.
To measure yourself at least once...
[Without using a scale made for livestock]
To find yourself, at least once, in the most ancient of eating conditions:
[Without a microwave]
That's not the way it is here..." }
She's a big....
A big-arsed hun...
Mobile home for lost seagulls...
She's a big-arsed... girl...
Her friends are albino
'cause she blocks out all the sun
Butt so big it completely surrounds her
Looks the same from back or front
Supersize, her order
She's never seen her feet
You'll be safe with this advice:
Don't ever race her to a seat!
She's a big....
A big-arsed one...
Scaring all the small people
Mmm, she's a big-arsed... girl...
Ah, it's a big....
A big-arsed rump...
Squishing all the small people
Mmm, she's a big-arsed... girl...
Oh, she has a big....
A big, lard bum...
Sitting on my pet beagle
She's a big-arsed... girl...
She's a big....
A big-arsed... hun...
Mobile home for lost seagulls...
She's a big-arsed... girl...
She's a big...
A big-arsed... one
Feeding on the small people
She's a big-arsed girl....
*gulp!*
copyright 2007+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher
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Wow...quite the effort here! Nice job varying the verses at the end (which I assume are repeated or fade out in the OS). And good close :)
LOL ! Funny! What a job this was and so easy to follow...: D 5's
especially liked the 'albino friends" part...lol
I heard you tell me about this one yesterday, and it came out awesome!!! Is this the first Eddie Veddar solo work done on Amiright? If it is good job on the first time artist.
A funny parody overall... the spoken parts are good and I love the line "feeding on the small people". 555
Good spoof of a song I'd never heard before...thanks for the link, makes it easy to read while listening. 555
Sounds like one of those women so big they get to have their own zip code...
Thanks Jeff, Pat, Alvin, Matt, Step-chan, Dee and Peter!
OMG Red Ant - I never thought having my rubbish hearing could be so much fun until I read this while listening to the OS at the same time!! How you matched the rhyming to the original lyrics was inspired - 555+!
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