Song Parodies -> Get A Life
| Original Song Title: | "Walk Of Life" |
| Original Performer: | Dire Straits |
| Parody Song Title: | "Get A Life" |
| Parody Written by: | Red Ant |
DKTOS? Try this site for a MP3, decent lyrics are here.
This is dedicated to the loser "jonny", who has been spamming the hell out of every part of AmIRight for the past two weeks. As usual, bracketed words aren't sung.
This is dedicated to the loser "jonny", who has been spamming the hell out of every part of AmIRight for the past two weeks. As usual, bracketed words aren't sung.
[intro]
[all * lines are in the voice of Timmy from South Park]:
*jonny! jonny!
Here comes "jonny" posting stupid comments
Verbal diarrhea that's what I say
Wake up "jonny", maybe you'll take this notice
Trolls on a website are so hella lame
For ev'ry action, there's a deletion
Oh-yeah! go down in flames!
Take vacation; it's hopeless!
Turn in, all your 'net crimes will be erased
You should go play with stuff very pois'nous
Hey, try this on: go eat a knife!
You hear me yet?
Now go get a life
Yeah, please try to get a life!
*jonny!
Go 'way "jonny", don't wanna hear your story
Damn, these clowns don't have a clue
So, here's "jonny" with his hours of postwhorin'
Spam-boy, I laugh at you!
Your ev'ry action gets a demotion
....yeah, destroyed today
Take vacation - it's over!
Turn in, all your 'net crimes will be erased
And the truth is he's never been with a woman
He's a virgin at 35
Prob'ly rapes his pets
Needs to get a life
Yeah, he needs to get a life
[solo]
*jonny!
*jonny! jonny!
Still, there's "jonny" posting stupid comments
Verbal diarrhea that's what I say
Now go, "jonny", see the end is a-comin'
Spam on this website we eliminate
Here is a fact, son: you are a whore's son
...who's cheap, 2 bucks a lay
Retroactive abortion**
You've an open spot at the clinic today!
'cause, after all, you gambled and lost this bet
We would be better off if you freakin' died
It's not a threat
But you should get a life
mmm you need to get a life
[fade out]
*jonny!
*jonny! jonny
*jonny ARRGH! [splat!]
[jonny gets hit by a rogue meteorite,
which looks exactly like a can of Spam]
Oh my god! They killed jonny!
Kick ass!
[all * lines are in the voice of Timmy from South Park]:
*jonny! jonny!
Here comes "jonny" posting stupid comments
Verbal diarrhea that's what I say
Wake up "jonny", maybe you'll take this notice
Trolls on a website are so hella lame
For ev'ry action, there's a deletion
Oh-yeah! go down in flames!
Take vacation; it's hopeless!
Turn in, all your 'net crimes will be erased
You should go play with stuff very pois'nous
Hey, try this on: go eat a knife!
You hear me yet?
Now go get a life
Yeah, please try to get a life!
*jonny!
Go 'way "jonny", don't wanna hear your story
Damn, these clowns don't have a clue
So, here's "jonny" with his hours of postwhorin'
Spam-boy, I laugh at you!
Your ev'ry action gets a demotion
....yeah, destroyed today
Take vacation - it's over!
Turn in, all your 'net crimes will be erased
And the truth is he's never been with a woman
He's a virgin at 35
Prob'ly rapes his pets
Needs to get a life
Yeah, he needs to get a life
[solo]
*jonny!
*jonny! jonny!
Still, there's "jonny" posting stupid comments
Verbal diarrhea that's what I say
Now go, "jonny", see the end is a-comin'
Spam on this website we eliminate
Here is a fact, son: you are a whore's son
...who's cheap, 2 bucks a lay
Retroactive abortion**
You've an open spot at the clinic today!
'cause, after all, you gambled and lost this bet
We would be better off if you freakin' died
It's not a threat
But you should get a life
mmm you need to get a life
[fade out]
*jonny!
*jonny! jonny
*jonny ARRGH! [splat!]
[jonny gets hit by a rogue meteorite,
which looks exactly like a can of Spam]
Oh my god! They killed jonny!
Kick ass!
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher ** Explained further here.
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That explanation at the end of the parody is a joke, right?
I did wonder when you were going to say something about this character..didn't think you'd give him a tribute, though. Even so, a good parody.
I did wonder when you were going to say something about this character..didn't think you'd give him a tribute, though. Even so, a good parody.
You get your writers license for perfectly South Parking
I'm with Adagio... fine work, and harsh-man, harsh!... parody strongly defines its stance stays in character throughout...and ... by-the-bye, thanks for the links (didn't know the OS)
love the surreal ending
Verbal diarrhea and retroactive abortion had me howling!
Excellent, Jack! That Unplanned Parenthood link at the end was a riot too. "You decide whether you want to keep that fetus, whether it's been delivered or not." There would never have been a problem with aborting him though, since he's never had a life. 555
Matthias I see that Jonny found your parody judging by those ones!!! I loved "who's cheap, 2 bucks a lay"
obviously that prick gave you ones, Red, but you got five ants from me
Yes me issued the 1s and its spelt Johnny not Jonny And too many *s as well.
Great..Red Ant has done it agian!!
Thanks Pat, AFW, TJC, Alvin, PMS, Rick C, Matthias, Malcolm, and Spoof-Man.
Pat: The site linked isn't a joke per se, more like satire. Rest assured there are no places like that in existance.
TJC: Glad the links helped. Harsh, but more than deserved.
Rick C: I wasn't familiar with Jeff Lindsay, and only stumbled across that site trying to reference "retroactive abortion." That said, I'll have to check out more of his stuff.
Matthias and Malcolm: I don't think "jonny" votes; he just leaves spam.
Mr 1s: The parody is applicable to you too. Like usual, you are wrong. He does spell it "jonny", not "Johnny". Don't like asterisks? Good, next parody I'll make sure to use more of them.
Pat: The site linked isn't a joke per se, more like satire. Rest assured there are no places like that in existance.
TJC: Glad the links helped. Harsh, but more than deserved.
Rick C: I wasn't familiar with Jeff Lindsay, and only stumbled across that site trying to reference "retroactive abortion." That said, I'll have to check out more of his stuff.
Matthias and Malcolm: I don't think "jonny" votes; he just leaves spam.
Mr 1s: The parody is applicable to you too. Like usual, you are wrong. He does spell it "jonny", not "Johnny". Don't like asterisks? Good, next parody I'll make sure to use more of them.
I be honoured if Mr Red Ant did a parody of me ;-)
Just ignore Mr 1s, Mr. Ant. You did a fine job with this parody. He's just asking for trouble. (Chucky'll eventually ban his ip.)
LOL! Mr 1s ey? Sounds like a good song. Great stuff Red Ant, this was brilliant, i loved the spamful ending, 5-5-5
Can something be done to stop unnecessary triple one voting?
Well wrote parody about the common annoyances on this site. 5s.
Thanks Step-chan, The Charnstar, and to members of Aliases Anonymouse.
Hey this is good. Are there any other Jonny parodies?
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