-> "Midlife Crisis ( job security )"
Original Song Title:
"Midlife Crisis"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Midlife Crisis ( job security )"
The Lyrics
(chorus 1)
Don't want to see last check
That's something I'd regret
A little severance
For all your genius
Bad dream is what I wish
Go on and get your dig in
I cannot stop working
I'm forty-something
Job insecurity
Co-workers mingling
Midlife crisis
Screw stupid policies
Of downsizing companies
(chorus 2)
Good worker, yes we knew
But without us you're down the tube ( you're down the )
Your unemployment starts
It can't feed enough for two
It's a midlife crisis
It's a midlife crisis
Why the indifference?
Bad perks and lost pensions
Pay me no attention
Holding my vomit back
A little severance
An honor it is not
A little severance
Got an opinion?
Sense insecurity
Holding my last payment
Midlife crisis
I'm a perfectionist
And perfect is rare to see
Good worker, yes we knew
But without cash you're feeling blue ( you're feeling )
Your unemployment starts
It can't feed enough for two
D*mn, D*mn, D*mn, D*mn
It's a midlife crisis
It's a midlife crisis
(repeat chorus 1and 2 at the same time for fade out)
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