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Band Name Origins:

Originally called Faith No Man. After firing one of their first lead singers (Mike Morris AKA "The Man") they changed their name to Faith No More seeing as "The Man" was essentially "no more." Submitted by: Just a Fan
The band was named "Faith No More" after a greyhound they had placed a bet on at the track. They were called this 3 years before Chuck Mosely joined (around 1980). Mosely was fired in 1988. -- Submitter Dr Faustus is mostly incorrect on all, even Mosely's spelling, and only correct in that they did actually go through many singers from 1980 - 1983. Source = "Encyclopedia Of Rock" by Rees & Crampton. Thanks, Mike G. Submitted by: Mike G

New Career:

Name	New Career	Comments & Submitter Name
"Farmer"	Dude grows giant pumpkins. - Bass Dork

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name	Comments & Submitter Name
"Epic"	What...is...it? Video is famous for the "fish out of water" scene at the end. - Bud Hoffman

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Mid-Sized Chrysler"	"Mid-Life Crisis"	newrock
"Midwife Crisis"	"Mid-Life Crisis"	rock
"Surprise! You're bread!"	"Surprise! You're dead!"	Boomer
"Pulp Fiction"	"Epic"	newrock

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Surprise! You're Dead,"	The dead can't be surprised.	Heather Brockwell
"Last Cup Of Sorrow,"	Sorrow isn't a beverage.	Rip Jeans

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"She Loves Me," Descendents	"She Loves Me Not," Faith No More
"Inside," Jethro Tull	"Get Out," Faith No More
"Help Me I'm In Hell," Nine Inch Nails	"Get Out," Faith No More
"Do You Feel Like We Do," Peter Frampton	"Got That Feeling," Faith No More
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Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Pic" originally "Epic"

Short for "picture".

Serafina

"Epi" originally "Epic"

As in epidermis.

Rock Maninoff

"Tripsearch" originally "Stripsearch"

Looking for a vacation destination?

Josh

"Just A Ma" originally "Just A Man"

Cynthia Avery

"A Mall Victory" originally "A Small Victory"

Beverly Stiles

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"The Perfect Crimea" originally "The Perfect Crime"

Kelly Blythe

"Just A Moan" originally "Just A Man"

Cynthia Avery

"Blast Cup Of Sorrow" originally "Last Cup Of Sorrow"

Linda

"Least Cup Of Sorrow" originally "Last Cup Of Sorrow"

Linda

"We Carve A Lot" originally "We Care A Lot"

Must be those jack o lanterns.

Dobbs

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Change a Letter:

"We Bare A Lot" originally "We Care A Lot"

Theme song for nudist camps?

Joe

"Midlife Crisps" originally "Midlife Crisis"

Joe Siebert

"Eric" originally "Epic"

Jennifer Howard

"Falling To Pisces" originally "Falling To Pieces"

Cape Canaveral Lavigne

"We Cave A Lot" originally "We Care A Lot"

As in capitulating, or spelunking?

Emmy Kay Butanone

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Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Epic"	"What a Dick (Morris)"	Hu's On First
"Stripsearch"	"Soul Search"	Red Ant
"Midlife Crisis"	"Mel's Life Crisis"	BabyRuth
"Epic"	"Sonic (The Hedgehog)"	Matthias
"We Care A Lot"	"We Care But Not"	Merry & Pippin
"Epic"	"Anthem"	Wozzyhonk
"Midlife Crisis"	"My Wife's Crisis ( gross and funny )"	Red Ant
"Midlife Crisis"	"Midlife Crisis"	Trevor Howarth
"Midlife Crisis"	"Midlife Crisis ( job security )"	Red Ant
"Caffeine"	"Kathleen ( High School Crush )"	Red Ant
There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Last Cup of Sorrow	Cup of Noodles	MOR
Last Cup of Sorrow	Campbell's Cup of Soup	MOR
Last Cup of Sorrow	Maxwell House Coffee	MOR
Naked In Front Of The Computer	Dell Computers	Eric Andrews
Epic	Any Long Miniseries	newrock
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Epic	Lindsay Jacobellis' Home	rocky
Take This Bottle	Alcoholics Anonymous	Josh Bain
Mid Life Crisis	White House	old
Mid Life Crisis	Rush Limbaugh Radio Show	old
Midlife Crisis	NOW/Feminine Napkins	rocky
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Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
I Love You Because Jim Reeves	Surprise! You're Dead Faith No More	Surprise! I Love You Because You're Dead	Josh
Baby, Don't Get Hooked On Me Mac Davis	Caffeine Faith No More	Baby, Don't Get Hooked On Caffeine	Raphael
Splish Splash Bobby Darin	Surprise, You're Dead! Faith No More	Splish Splash, You're Dead! Looks like that shark has claimed another victim. Too bad, he was a nice kid too.	Chandra
The Man Who Sold The World Nirvana	The World Is Yours Faith No More	The Man Already Sold The World, Now It's Not Yours Anymore	Fields
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Marianne Faithfull No More

Marianne Faithfull combined with Faith No More

Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi

Faithless No More

Faithless combined with Faith No More

Two of no faith revive faith by coming together?

Submitted By: Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi

Faith Evans No More

Faith Evans combined with Faith No More

This is what would happen if Faith Evans died just like her hubby, the Notorious BIG.

Submitted By: Aaerni

Blind Faith No More

Blind Faith combined with Faith No More

Actually, I'd prefer to blind all the nu-metal groups that were influenced by those guys.

Submitted By: Cat

There are additional Faith No More Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"A Small Victory" Misheard Lyrics: The higher I aim, squirt it up on the nightstand. Original Lyrics: A Heirarchy, spread out upon the nightstand.	"We Care a Lot" Misheard Lyrics: I wish that Daddy talked but someone's gotta do it Original Lyrics: Well it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
"RV" Misheard Lyrics: Someone talks bulls**t every 5 minutes. Nobody speaks English anymore. Original Lyrics: Someone taps my shoulder every 5 minutes. Nobody speaks English anymore.	"Land of Sunshine" Misheard Lyrics: Just like Sea World rising Original Lyrics: Does life seem worthwhile to you?
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"From Out Of Nowhere"

Misheard Lyrics:

I am nineteen fellows
I re-can joy.

Original Lyrics:

All energy funnels
All becomes you.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Richard Braithwaite

I was in a band around that time, and these are the lyrics I used to sing on stage when covering this song. They hadn't invented the Internet yet and I only found out the real words this evening!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Epic" The Funny Lyrics: You want it all but you can;t have it. It's in your face but you can't grab it. Why They're Funny: If it's right in front of you, What makes it impossible to grab? Submitted by: Daniel L	"Kindergarten" The Funny Lyrics: Maybe one day I'll be royalty Why They're Funny: No, you probably won't. Submitted by: Who?
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Epic" The Repetitive Lyrics: It's it. What is it? Why They're Repetitive: For like, a quarter of the entire song, these lines are sung throughout it, I mean fine we get the point already, it is it, stop asking. Submitted by: hamp	"Midlife Crisis" The Repetitive Lyrics: You're perfect, yes it's true But without me, you're only you (you're only) Your menstruating heart It ain't beating enough for two. Why They're Repetitive: Believe me, I don't want anything about menstruation repeated more than once. Submitted by: rocky
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Epic"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

You want it all but you can't have it.
It's in your face but you can't grab it.

Why They're Nonsensical:

What exactly is in their faces that they can't grab it? This is the entire chorus.

Submitted by: Celeste

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"The Real Thing"

The Dirty Lyrics:

It's like the pattern below the skin. You gotta reach out and pull it all in. And you feel like you're too close, so you swallow another dose. The pinnacle of happiness Filling up your soul. You don't think you can take any more, you never wanna let go. ............. Try to hold on just a little longer, longer, stronger, stronger. It's the jewel of victory, the chams of misery. And once you have bitten the core, you will always know the flavor. The split secod of divinity, you drink up the sky. All of heaven is in your arms, you know the reason why....

Why They're Dirty:

The "Real Thing" is sex as opposed to just masturbating. I could put the whole song here, but it's a really long song and it would take up too much space.

Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe

"Epic"

The Dirty Lyrics:

You can touch it, feel it, taste it so sweet, but it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet! ............ It's crying, bleedin', lyin' on the floor so you lay down on it and you do it some more. .......... It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin, it's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win. It's daft, it's moist, it's a bitter pain. It's sad, it's happy, and it's insane!

Why They're Dirty:

The whole song is about sex/losing your virginity. When played live, Mike Patton would substitute, "You lay down on it and you f*** it some more!"

Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe