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Band Name Origins:
- Originally called Faith No Man. After firing one of their first lead singers (Mike Morris AKA "The Man") they changed their name to Faith No More seeing as "The Man" was essentially "no more." Submitted by: Just a Fan
- The band was named "Faith No More" after a greyhound they had placed a bet on at the track. They were called this 3 years before Chuck Mosely joined (around 1980). Mosely was fired in 1988. -- Submitter Dr Faustus is mostly incorrect on all, even Mosely's spelling, and only correct in that they did actually go through many singers from 1980 - 1983. Source = "Encyclopedia Of Rock" by Rees & Crampton. Thanks, Mike G. Submitted by: Mike G
Stupid Band Names:
- No more faith in what? No more faith in anything? Is this a command? Are we to have no more faith in them? Submitted by: brainstem
New Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Farmer" | Dude grows giant pumpkins. - Bass Dork |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Epic" | What...is...it? Video is famous for the "fish out of water" scene at the end. - Bud Hoffman |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Mid-Sized Chrysler" | "Mid-Life Crisis" | newrock |
| "Midwife Crisis" | "Mid-Life Crisis" | rock |
| "Surprise! You're bread!" | "Surprise! You're dead!" | Boomer |
| "Pulp Fiction" | "Epic" | newrock |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Edge Of The World," | The Earth is spherical, so it has no edges. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Woodpecker From Mars," | Mars has no birds of any kind. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Surprise! You're Dead," | The dead can't be surprised. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Last Cup Of Sorrow," | Sorrow isn't a beverage. | Rip Jeans |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "She Loves Me," Descendents | "She Loves Me Not," Faith No More | |
| "Inside," Jethro Tull | "Get Out," Faith No More | |
| "Help Me I'm In Hell," Nine Inch Nails | "Get Out," Faith No More | |
| "Do You Feel Like We Do," Peter Frampton | "Got That Feeling," Faith No More | |
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Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"We Are A Lot" originally "We Care A Lot"
...(comparative verb) than you think.
Jim Raveling
"Pic" originally "Epic"
Short for "picture".
Serafina
"Epi" originally "Epic"
As in epidermis.
Rock Maninoff
"Tripsearch" originally "Stripsearch"
Looking for a vacation destination?
Josh
"Just A Ma" originally "Just A Man"
Cynthia Avery
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Wedge Of The World" originally "Edge Of The World"
Yvette Bristle
"Sedge Of The World" originally "Edge Of The World"
Yvette Bristle
"Ledge Of The World" originally "Edge Of The World"
Yvette Bristle
"Hedge Of The World" originally "Edge Of The World"
Yvette Bristle
"The Perfect Crimea" originally "The Perfect Crime"
Kelly Blythe
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"We Bare A Lot" originally "We Care A Lot"
Theme song for nudist camps?
Joe
"Midlife Crisps" originally "Midlife Crisis"
Joe Siebert
"Eric" originally "Epic"
Jennifer Howard
"Falling To Pisces" originally "Falling To Pieces"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"We Cave A Lot" originally "We Care A Lot"
As in capitulating, or spelunking?
Emmy Kay Butanone
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Ricochet" | "Rainy Day" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Epic" | "What's Epic, Doc? (Artistry Version)" | Agrimorfee |
| "Epic" | "What a Dick (Morris)" | Hu's On First |
| "Stripsearch" | "Soul Search" | Red Ant |
| "Midlife Crisis" | "Mel's Life Crisis" | BabyRuth |
| "Epic" | "Sonic (The Hedgehog)" | Matthias |
| "We Care A Lot" | "We Care But Not" | Merry & Pippin |
| "Epic" | "Anthem" | Wozzyhonk |
| "Midlife Crisis" | "My Wife's Crisis ( gross and funny )" | Red Ant |
| "Midlife Crisis" | "Midlife Crisis" | Trevor Howarth |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Last Cup of Sorrow | Cup of Noodles | MOR |
| Last Cup of Sorrow | Campbell's Cup of Soup | MOR |
| Last Cup of Sorrow | Maxwell House Coffee | MOR |
| Naked In Front Of The Computer | Dell Computers | Eric Andrews |
| Epic | Any Long Miniseries | newrock |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Epic | Lindsay Jacobellis' Home | rocky |
| Take This Bottle | Alcoholics Anonymous | Josh Bain |
| Mid Life Crisis | White House | old |
| Mid Life Crisis | Rush Limbaugh Radio Show | old |
| Midlife Crisis | NOW/Feminine Napkins | rocky |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Love You Because Jim Reeves | Surprise! You're Dead Faith No More | Surprise! I Love You Because You're Dead | Josh |
| Baby, Don't Get Hooked On Me Mac Davis | Caffeine Faith No More | Baby, Don't Get Hooked On Caffeine | Raphael |
| Splish Splash Bobby Darin | Surprise, You're Dead! Faith No More | Splish Splash, You're Dead! Looks like that shark has claimed another victim. Too bad, he was a nice kid too. | Chandra |
| The Man Who Sold The World Nirvana | The World Is Yours Faith No More | The Man Already Sold The World, Now It's Not Yours Anymore | Fields |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Faith Hope & Charity No More
Faith Hope & Charity combined with Faith No More
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Marianne Faithfull No More
Marianne Faithfull combined with Faith No More
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Faithless No More
Faithless combined with Faith No More
Two of no faith revive faith by coming together?
Submitted By: Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
Faith Evans No More
Faith Evans combined with Faith No More
This is what would happen if Faith Evans died just like her hubby, the Notorious BIG.
Submitted By: Aaerni
There are additional Faith No More Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Kindergarten"
Misheard Lyrics: The swings on the playground don't even fit me anymore!
F*** off! Original Lyrics: The swings on the playground don't even fit me anymore!
Folklore... | "RV"
Misheard Lyrics: Castrate some cockroaches on the steps...
Original Lyrics: Newscasters, cockroaches, and desserts...
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"Falling to Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics: But I know, there's a pizza for me
Original Lyrics: But I know, there's a picture beneath
| "A Small Victory"
Misheard Lyrics: The higher I aim, squirt it up on the nightstand.
Original Lyrics: A Heirarchy, spread out upon the nightstand.
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"RV"
Misheard Lyrics: Castrate some cockroaches on the steps...
Original Lyrics: Newscasters, cockroaches, and desserts...
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe Yeah, it doesn't make any sense but he's mumbling the words really low in the verses. How would one accomplish that anyway, tweezers? |
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Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Epic"
The Funny Lyrics: You want it all but you can't have it.
It's in your face but you can't grab it. Why They're Funny: If it's right in front of you, What makes it impossible to grab?
Submitted by: Daniel L
| "Kindergarten"
The Funny Lyrics: Maybe one day I'll be royalty
Why They're Funny: No, you probably won't.
Submitted by: Who?
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Epic"
The Repetitive Lyrics: It's it. What is it?
Why They're Repetitive: For like, a quarter of the entire song, these lines are sung throughout it, I mean fine we get the point already, it is it, stop asking.
Submitted by: hamp
| "Midlife Crisis"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You're perfect, yes it's true
But without me, you're only you (you're only) Your menstruating heart It ain't beating enough for two. Why They're Repetitive: Believe me, I don't want anything about menstruation repeated more than once.
Submitted by: rocky
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Epic"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You want it all but you can't have it.
It's in your face but you can't grab it. Why They're Nonsensical: What exactly is in their faces that they can't grab it? This is the entire chorus.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"The Real Thing"
The Dirty Lyrics: It's like the pattern below the skin. You gotta reach out and pull it all in. And you feel like you're too close, so you swallow another dose. The pinnacle of happiness Filling up your soul. You don't think you can take any more, you never wanna let go. ............. Try to hold on just a little longer, longer, stronger, stronger. It's the jewel of victory, the chams of misery. And once you have bitten the core, you will always know the flavor. The split secod of divinity, you drink up the sky. All of heaven is in your arms, you know the reason why....
Why They're Dirty: The "Real Thing" is sex as opposed to just masturbating. I could put the whole song here, but it's a really long song and it would take up too much space.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
| "Epic"
The Dirty Lyrics: You can touch it, feel it, taste it so sweet, but it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet! ............ It's crying, bleedin', lyin' on the floor so you lay down on it and you do it some more. .......... It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin, it's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win. It's daft, it's moist, it's a bitter pain. It's sad, it's happy, and it's insane!
Why They're Dirty: The whole song is about sex/losing your virginity. When played live, Mike Patton would substitute, "You lay down on it and you f*** it some more!"
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
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Song Title Space Change:
"Epic (What I Sit)" originally "Epic (What Is It)"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Band Name Anagrams:
Hoof Raiment Submitted by: Andy Gibb's Free Energy
Not too convenient for a hoof to wear anything!
Hire Footman Submitted by: Andy Gibb's Free Energy
Fiat Hormone Submitted by: Josh
A Moron Thief Submitted by: Yvonne Sindri
Song Title Anagrams:
"We Ate Carol" originally "We Care A Lot"
Submitted by: Selena Stopmez
"We Eat Carol" originally "We Care A Lot"
Submitted by: Selena Stopmez
"Cat Wore Ale" originally "We Care A Lot"
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"Raw Toe, Alec" originally "We Care A Lot"
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"Wet Aloe Car" originally "We Care A Lot"
Submitted by: Karen Smith
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
JAM: "Just A Man"
Submitted by: Millie Verst
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Ding for a K" originally "King for a Day"
Submitted by: B1982
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"We Care A Lot"
The Lyrics: We care a lot about Transformers 'cause they're more than meets the eye.
Why: The cartoon series "Transformers".
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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