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Band Name Origins:

  • Originally called Faith No Man. After firing one of their first lead singers (Mike Morris AKA "The Man") they changed their name to Faith No More seeing as "The Man" was essentially "no more." Submitted by: Just a Fan
  • The band was named "Faith No More" after a greyhound they had placed a bet on at the track. They were called this 3 years before Chuck Mosely joined (around 1980). Mosely was fired in 1988. -- Submitter Dr Faustus is mostly incorrect on all, even Mosely's spelling, and only correct in that they did actually go through many singers from 1980 - 1983. Source = "Encyclopedia Of Rock" by Rees & Crampton. Thanks, Mike G. Submitted by: Mike G

New Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Farmer"Dude grows giant pumpkins. - Bass Dork

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Epic"What...is...it? Video is famous for the "fish out of water" scene at the end. - Bud Hoffman

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Mid-Sized Chrysler""Mid-Life Crisis"newrock
"Midwife Crisis""Mid-Life Crisis"rock
"Surprise! You're bread!""Surprise! You're dead!"Boomer
"Pulp Fiction""Epic"newrock

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"What Is Life?""Surprise! You're Dead!," Faith No MoreEditor's note: Please do not use quotation marks. - Kieran from Nevada
"Born To Be Alive""Surprise! You're Dead!," Faith No MoreHate to break to you like that... - neptunevsmars

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"A Mall Victory" originally "A Small Victory"
Beverly Stiles
"A Small Victor" originally "A Small Victory"
Beverly Stiles

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"We Care A Lot""We Care But Not"Merry & Pippin
"Epic""Anthem"Wozzyhonk
"Midlife Crisis""My Wife's Crisis ( gross and funny )"Red Ant
"Midlife Crisis""Midlife Crisis"Trevor Howarth
"Midlife Crisis""Midlife Crisis ( job security )"Red Ant
"Caffeine""Kathleen ( High School Crush )"Red Ant
"Land Of Sunshine""Land Of Faultlines ( for people in earthquake zone"Red Ant
"Falling To Pieces""Eating His Feces ( Help my dog is..)"Red Ant
"We Care A Lot""In Camelot"Agrimorfee
"Easy""Queasy"Drewster The Rooster

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Last Cup of SorrowCup of NoodlesMOR
Last Cup of SorrowCampbell's Cup of SoupMOR
Last Cup of SorrowMaxwell House CoffeeMOR
Naked In Front Of The ComputerDell ComputersEric Andrews
EpicAny Long Miniseriesnewrock
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
EpicLindsay Jacobellis' Homerocky
Take This BottleAlcoholics AnonymousJosh Bain
Mid Life CrisisWhite Houseold
Mid Life CrisisRush Limbaugh Radio Showold
Midlife CrisisNOW/Feminine Napkinsrocky
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
I Love You Because
   Jim Reeves
Surprise! You're Dead
   Faith No More
Surprise! I Love You Because You're Dead
Josh
Baby, Don't Get Hooked On Me
   Mac Davis
Caffeine
   Faith No More
Baby, Don't Get Hooked On Caffeine
Raphael
Splish Splash
   Bobby Darin
Surprise, You're Dead!
   Faith No More
Splish Splash, You're Dead!
Looks like that shark has claimed another victim. Too bad, he was a nice kid too.
Chandra
The Man Who Sold The World
   Nirvana
The World Is Yours
   Faith No More
The Man Already Sold The World, Now It's Not Yours Anymore
Fields
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Faith Evans No More
Faith Evans combined with Faith No More
This is what would happen if Faith Evans died just like her hubby, the Notorious BIG.
Submitted By: Aaerni
Blind Faith No More
Blind Faith combined with Faith No More
Actually, I'd prefer to blind all the nu-metal groups that were influenced by those guys.
Submitted By: Cat
Black Faith No More Sabbath
Black Sabbath combined with Faith No More
Submitted By: Roy R. Pryor
Faith No Morphine
Faith No More combined with Morphine
Tom Cruise would be a big fan of these guys.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars

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Misheard Lyrics:

"The Morning After"
Misheard Lyrics:
Awakened by the submarines
Original Lyrics:
Awakened by the sunlight
"The Real Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once you have bitten the dog
Original Lyrics:
And once you have bitten the core
"Kindergarten"
Misheard Lyrics:
The swings on the playground don't even remember me anymore
F*** off.
Original Lyrics:
The swings on the playground don't even fit me anymore
Folklore.
"A Small Victory"
Misheard Lyrics:
It shreds a part of me.
Original Lyrics:
It shouldn't bother me.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"From Out Of Nowhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am nineteen fellows
I re-can joy.
Original Lyrics:
All energy funnels
All becomes you.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Richard Braithwaite

I was in a band around that time, and these are the lyrics I used to sing on stage when covering this song. They hadn't invented the Internet yet and I only found out the real words this evening!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funny Lyrics:

"Epic"
The Funny Lyrics:
You want it all but you can;t have it. It's in your face but you can't grab it.
Why They're Funny:
If it's right in front of you, What makes it impossible to grab?
Submitted by: Daniel L
"Kindergarten"
The Funny Lyrics:
Maybe one day I'll be royalty
Why They're Funny:
No, you probably won't.
Submitted by: Who?
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Epic"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
It's it. What is it?
Why They're Repetitive:
For like, a quarter of the entire song, these lines are sung throughout it, I mean fine we get the point already, it is it, stop asking.
Submitted by: hamp
"Midlife Crisis"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
You're perfect, yes it's true
But without me, you're only you (you're only)
Your menstruating heart
It ain't beating enough for two.
Why They're Repetitive:
Believe me, I don't want anything about menstruation repeated more than once.
Submitted by: rocky
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Epic"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
You want it all but you can't have it.
It's in your face but you can't grab it.
Why They're Nonsensical:
What exactly is in their faces that they can't grab it? This is the entire chorus.
Submitted by: Celeste Keenan
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Fiat Hormone Submitted by: Josh
A Moron Thief Submitted by: Yvonne Sindri

Song Title Anagrams:

"Scrotal Fur Swoop" originally "Last Cup of Sorrow"
Umm... Nice hair?
Submitted by: Josh
"Smaller Nerd Llamas" originally "Smaller and Smaller"
Submitted by: Josh
"Gagged the Virgin" originally "Digging the Grave"
Submitted by: Josh
"Rascally Vomit" originally "A Small Victory"
Submitted by: Josh

Song Title Acrostics:

JAM: "Just A Man"
Submitted by: Millie Verst

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Ding for a K" originally "King for a Day"
Submitted by: B1982
"We Care A Lot"
The Lyrics:
We care a lot about Transformers 'cause they're more than meets the eye.
Why:
The cartoon series "Transformers".
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 
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King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime at Amazon.com
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Album of the Year at Amazon.com
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This Is It: The Best of Faith No More at Amazon.com
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Easy/Songs to Make Love To at Amazon.com
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Faith No More - Who Cares A Lot? The Greatest Hits at Amazon.com
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Introduce Yourself at Amazon.com
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Live at Brixton Academy at Amazon.com
 
 
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