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These are lyrics by Faith No More that we think are kind of funny.
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Faith No More's, "Edge Of The World"
The Funny Lyrics:
You can trust me
I'm no criminal
but I'd kill my mother
to be with you
I'm no criminal
but I'd kill my mother
to be with you
Why They're funny:
He sounds like some kind of psychotic criminal. another line in the song...'hey little girl, would you like some candy?' funny funny funny funny
Submitted by: salii
Faith No More's, "Epic"
The Funny Lyrics:
You want it all but you can't have it.
Why They're funny:
Well duh! Not everyone can get what they want.
Submitted by: Celeste
Faith No More's, "Epic"
The Funny Lyrics:
You want it all but you can;t have it. It's in your face but you can't grab it.
Why They're funny:
If it's right in front of you, What makes it impossible to grab?
Submitted by: Daniel L
Faith No More's, "Epic"
The Funny Lyrics:
You want it all, but you can't have it.
Why They're funny:
It just sounds like some mean rich kid taunting his poor classmate or something. It's always struck me as kinda funny-strange.
Submitted by: panda
Faith No More's, "Kindergarten"
The Funny Lyrics:
Maybe one day I'll be royalty
Why They're funny:
No, you probably won't.
Submitted by: Who?
Faith No More's, "Zombie Eaters"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm just a little baby
You're lucky to have me
I'm cute and sweet as candy
You're lucky to have me
I'm cute and sweet as candy
Why They're funny:
The whole song is from a baby's point of view. It's just kind of... weird?
Submitted by: Urban
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