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Song Parodies -> "Crack Whore"

Original Song Title:

"Rich Girl"

Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani featuring Eve

Parody Song Title:

"Crack Whore"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

DKTOS? No big loss. Mostly accurate lyrics are here. For the satire impaired, I do not endorse using crack nor suggest that Gwen really does crack.
Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rocks - ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rocks
Ra ra ra ra .... (x2)

If I was a crack whore (ra ra ...)
See, I'd spend all my money (and all yours)
Smoke the rocks and get some more...
All men could have me - and span me
My crack flow would never ever end
Do anyone for money that's for sure
If I was a skanky whore....

Think... what that habit would bring
I'd... do anything!
Stay... out late turning tricks ooh!
Any alley in the town
Ho! - would suggest that I'm good
I'd s*****w 12 inches if I could
Please I just need crack! -
- So you've got a spouse? she's not around!

I'm your toothless lady - I gum anything!
Just three dollar baby! - bling that you need to bring
Don't need raincoats baby - I've got ev'rything!
Give me another baby
'cause welfare is better than gold - this I know

If I was a crack whore (ra ra ...)
See, I'd spend all my money (and all yours)
Smoke the rocks and get some more...
All men could have me - and span me
My crack flow would never ever end
Do anyone for money that's for sure
If I was a desp'rit whore....

I'm 94 very sexy pounds, too! (uh huh)
I'm wiry, really dumb - perfect for you!
Me love you long time - 5 minute lays (yeah!)
Mixed baking soda cocaine
Smokin' rocks is on this ho's brain!

I'm your toothless lady - I gum anything!
Just three dollar baby! - bling that you need to bring
Don't need raincoats baby - I've got ev'rything!
Give me another baby
'cause welfare is better than gold - this I know

[Eve]:

Come together all over the world
Take a hit from the pipe, crack-addicted girls
What? - your one love
What? - smoke it up
What? - (nothing matters 4x) what
Dumb forever all over the world
Take a hit from the pipe, crack-addicted girls
Rock - your one love
Rock - smoke it up
Bought - (yet another 4x)
What happened to these lives
Turned inside out?
Rocks just blew their minds (zing!)
You can't put it down
(Ho-riginal - crack that stings mmm!)
You know you can't try these things (no)
But Stefani understands
Once 'rocked', regrets it
People you know crack is bad

It's sad, for a while was wicked
Don't think you can try it once
She went all the way to the bottom from the top
Now she ain't gettin' nothing but f*****

If I was a crack whore (ra ra ...)
See, I'd spend all my money (and all yours)
Smoke the rocks and get some more...
All men could have me - and span me
My crack flow would never ever end
Do anyone for money that's for sure
If I was a desp'rit whore....

Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rocks - ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rocks
Ra ra ra ra .... (x3)
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

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Stephen Harrington - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
A pretty dark play. I don't know the original, but I'll go and check a music site later to see if the OS is downloadable.
Stephen Harrington - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, I forgot, please check your PMs as soon as you can, I left you two yesterday and I need a response back to something I asked.
Adagio - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 5's for hard-hitting, etc.
Stephen Harrington - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Tried to download it, but it wouldn't work. I voted 555(that's what I was gonna do, I just wanted to hear the song as well, I trust your pacing, you've done alot more songs than I have).
Tommy Turtle - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
What Adagio said; but Jack, not even an acknowledgement of Airfarcewon's "Heartbreak Ho Gal" yesterday, on the same topic?
Red Ant - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-chan, Pat and TT - I didn't see that parody yesterday, but I'll check it out when I get home from work.
Stuart McArthur - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
well you've wiped the floor with Gwen here, jack - DKTOS, but a fiery read!! - 555
John Barry - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Also what Adagio said.
Joel Martinez - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Good song (yet I'm very glad that neither Gwen or Eve wish they were such thing)555
Rick C - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Also what Adagio said. 555
Red Ant - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu, John, Joel, and Rick C. Stu - I didn't intend to wipe the floor (spot mop maybe) with Gwen, it just happened that way.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS. Has Gwen done a take on "If I was a rich man"? If so I'm sure it's awful, but I imagined your words sung by Whitney Houston and it all made sense. :-)
Red Ant - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes Peter, her song is a take on "If I Was A Rich Man". Yeah, it is bad, but not as bad as "Hollaback Girl", which is on the same CD. Maybe a Whitney roast is in order: "The Biggest Rock of All" to "The Greatest Love of All"? Hmm... maybe.....
Chloe - March 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I was laughing my A** off! Lol Do more!
UnKnownVotrix - March 09, 2009 - Report this comment
5-Minute lays, Sir ! ? ? ? . . . at $3/per, that 's only .60c a minute ? ? ? . . Oh Please , L'Ant Rouge ! !

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