-> "The Cigarettes"
Original Song Title:
"The Elements (live)"
Parody Song Title:
"The Cigarettes"
The Lyrics
[37 second intro]
"...This is simply the names of tobacco's chemicals,
set to a readily recognizable tune."
There's Ammonia, Hydrazine (that is rocket fuel), Acetaldehyde
Aromatic Nitrohydrocarbons, Arsenic, Formaldehyde
Nickel, Cadmium, Urethane, Quinoline, CO, Turpertine
Rum, Polonium, Thymol, Tannic Acid, Tar, and Cyanide
Triacetin, 4-(para-Hydroxyphenyl)-2-Butanone
5,7-dihydro-2-methylthieno-pyrimidone
Valerian Root Extract, oil, powder, and 3,4-Xylenol
{gasp!}
All these chemicals make me dizzy; I could use a Tylenol!
There's thiazole and 2,3,5,6-Tetramethylpyrazine
Propionic Acid, Menthol, Maltol, 1-Phenylalanine
Solanone, 5,6,7,8-Tetrahydroquinoxaline
Think it would be safer if I was smokin' leaded gasoline!
"Isn't that a lungful?
Don't worry; it's all good!
I hope you're all packing smokes,
because there's gonna be an intermission soon!"
Three sisters: Methyl, Ethyl, Isobutyl Phenylacetate
Maltyl Isobutyrate and Methyl Dihydrojasmonate
Myristaldehyde, tannic acid, and Phenenthyl Alcohol
Thiazol, Piperonal, Glycerol, Farnesol (that's not all!)
There's Benzyls: Benzoate, Butyrate, Cinnamate, Propionate
Benzoic Acid, resins, Buchu Leaf and Bornyl Acetate
coke, cocoa, caffeine, coconut oil, cubeb, whoa!, that's a lot to say!
{gasp!} Try getting off 6-Acetoxydihydrotheaspirane!
There's Sulfur, Palmitic Acid, Anise, Pyrrole, and Nonanone
You have no clue as how to pronounce these? Hell, you are not alone!
But I figure that you should know what's in a single cigarette
Simply reading the warning labels you might not know what you get
All these ingredients! I don't know exactly what they mean
But what I know is some are dying for their fix of nicotine!
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