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Song Parodies -> "Spell It Christina Aguilera"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Spell It Christina Aguilera"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Chucky G is making a new search to access all songs by artists ( see inthe00s.com for more ). This was "Complicated" by the ~25 misspellings of Avril Lavigne, most all which have now been corrected. The same situation exists for Christina as well with ~23 misspellings and credits featuring other artists. Note: I have nothing against Christina or her fans.
Lets make some songs
With my friends
Like with Mya, Pink and Lil' Kim
And Missy too, Christina's crew
But do her fans know spelling too?

They don't, they don't, they don't, oh no
They don't, they don't, they don't, oh no
They don't, they don't, they don't, oh no
They don't, they don't, they don't

Are the lights out, darkness dangerous
These misspellings, irritate us
Seems so stupid, but contagious
These misspellings, irritate us
Learn some grammar, use spell-checker
A processor, for success now, wow !
( hey....way )

Your worse at what you do best
The darn mistakes we detest
Poor Chucky G is boggled down
First Avril then Christina now

Oh no, oh no, oh no, his woe
Oh no, oh no, oh no, his woe
Oh no, oh no, oh no, his woe
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Are the lights out, darkness dangerous
These misspellings, irritate us
Seems so stupid, but contagious
These misspellings, irritate us
Does it boggle, it just seems so
You can Google, if you don't know, wow !
( hey....way )

( solo )

Please don't forget to check her name
To get it wrong is pretty lame
It's not that hard so take some time
Or you will drive him out his mind

Oh no, oh no, oh no, his woe
Oh no, oh no, oh no, his woe
Oh no, oh no, oh no, his woe
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Are the lights out, darkness dangerous
These misspellings, irritate us
Seems so stupid, but contagious
These misspellings, irritate us
For Christina, Aguilera
all that follow, are in error*

Aguilara
Aguillara
Agulera
Agularia
Agulieria
Agulairia
Aguleria
Augulira
Auguleria..
* Those 9 last names actually exist for her now. For the purpose of pacing, they should be pronounced with 4 syllables vs the 5 that some appear to be. Yes, I have misspelled artists names wrong before twice but these are just sloppy. Enrique Iglesias fans need help as well ( 8 misspellings ).

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

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John Barry - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah yes, but what's the correct pronunciation? 5s
Rick C - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm glad I haven't done any Eaglebird Hampsterdink parodies yet! 5s.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm gonna ignore the repetative choruses and give it 5s. grate...er....grayt...no....graet...hang on.....great job, Red Ant with this Christuna Aguilear misspelling parody
Stephen aka Step-chan - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good and amusing. 555.
Johnny D - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody 'bout List'rine Skankulera.
Scrawny Johnny - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Quick anecdote: once in high school, this kid who sat next to me ask me how to spell "what" for him. Poor kid, he's so dumb, he can't spell the word "what." Being the sarcastic guy I am, I say each letter slowly as he writes them starting with "W" then "X"...funny thing is, he actually wrote down "X", then realized "there's no X in 'what'!" He wasn't stupid, just extremely lazy. Anyways, great parody.
Red Ant - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks John Barry. To answer your question, after seeing all of those I call it ( not her ) Parody Maleria. That last line to me looks like a combination of August and Maleria. I think it's like ag-u-leh-ra.

Thanks Rick C. I take it you do not like Inglebert Humperdink (sp?). Thanks DAK, I like Christuna. I'm suprised no one has misspelled it that was as the "U" and "I" are so close on the keyboard. Thank you Step-chan. Thanks Johnny D, I guess we know how you feel about her. ;-). Thanks Scrawny Johnny. In HIGH SCHOOL? As Little John might say: "WHAT"? "WHAT"? !!
Adam Eccleshall - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent song :-)

Scrawny Johnny: I wot what letters make "watt" :0)
Jeff Reuben - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job and turnaround time!
Kristof Robertson - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
A celver pardoy, Rde Atn! 545
anderson "parody man" araujo - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
very good parody, as you always do man! 455
Red Ant - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Adam Eccleshall, Jeff Reuben, Kristof Robertson, and anderson "parody man" araujo.
Dood - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked you're song parody and nice job!
Red Ant - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dood.
Dominic L. - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I just gotta say, gr8 job!
Red Ant - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dominic.
Dominic L. - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, I was just about to leave a comment but I see I already left one.. funny, I don't remember leaving it (or reading this parody)...
Drew - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Her name is very hard to spell! Great job!

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